Love Horoscopes for the Week of Sept. 5th

There’s magic in the air this weekend as the Moon enters mystical Pisces on Saturday afternoon and Astrology’s lovers, Venus and Mars, hook up later that night. Imagination can give you a key to the kingdom of romance, so turn down the tyranny of logic and reason and let the hope in your heart take you where your head is unable to go.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

A subtle and indirect approach to fulfilling your needs will work better this weekend rather than charging straight ahead. Letting love come to you by relaxing your schedule and allowing your mind to wander is the easiest way to open to delight. Be soft and gentle with yourself and others; sensitivity could be worth its weight in gold, making you deliciously desirable to the right partner.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your alluring ruling planet Venus forms a harmonious alignment with passionate Mars this weekend. This cosmic couple makes it easier for you to enjoy yourself and appeal to others without having to put on a big show or step out of your comfort zone. Connecting with someone special when working for a cause or as part of a group can satisfy personal desires while also doing good for the community.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Sensitive people may take your playful comments to heart this weekend. A lunar opposition from thin-skinned Pisces to your verbal ruling planet Mercury in sharp-tongued Virgo on Saturday can kill a romantic mood. If you can’t say what’s on your mind with a high level of kindness, it’s probably wiser to keep those thoughts to yourself. Love without language is not only possible, it might be the best way to communicate now.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Getting out of town, or at least escaping from your usual routine, can do wonders for your attitude this weekend. The magical Pisces Moon lights up your adventurous 9th House on Saturday and Sunday, making unfamiliar faces and places especially appealing. Dipping into foreign cultures by experimenting with food, music and art or connecting with someone in an educational setting are good ways to light your fire.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The emotional Moon is passing through your key houses of partnership from Thursday to Sunday, marking an important period for meeting someone new or bringing clarity into your current relationship. Discussing sensitive issues without becoming overwhelmed with criticism can make the difference between constructive conversations that draw you closer or destructive ones that drive you apart.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Look for someone sweet on Saturday when the tender Pisces Moon enters your 7th House of Partners. A favorable connection between loving Venus in your sign and passionate Mars in caring Cancer is another shift in your favor in matters of the heart. Enjoy the moments of pleasure you have without thinking about where they will take you. Delight is a gift that is easily shared.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Thursday and Friday find the quirky Aquarius Moon brightening your 5th House of Romance where unexpected connections and unusual forms of pleasure await you. A lunar transit through your 6th House of Service helps you combine work and play during the rest of the weekend. Sharing a labor of love with someone can inspire you both, especially when it’s for an artistic or compassionate cause.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The Moon dances into imaginative Pisces and your 5th House of Romance on Saturday, which helps you relax and escape the demands and duties of your daily life. Playful flirtations and amorous fantasies lighten your spirit, making you especially appealing to others. Having no agenda other than opening your heart is a virtual guarantee of having a good time.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Hanging out at your place can be more exciting than you think when the mystical Pisces Moon visits your domestic 4th house on Saturday. You can create an enticing environment with music, wine and some imaginative decorating that welcomes love into your house. Even if you’re alone now, there is an inner tenderness that can make you feel a divine connection with your soul.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Plans can change quickly this weekend with the Moon traveling through quirky Aquarius and dreamy Pisces. Instead of locking into a fixed idea of what you’re going to do, relax and allow your intuition to take you wherever it wants to go. The less control you impose on your universe, the more likely it is to bring you what you want. Following your instincts and trusting chance could make you a relationship winner.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon enters your friendly but freedom-loving sign on Thursday where it will bring your feelings straight to the surface. This is excellent for getting attention, although your unpredictable behavior may attract some people and push others away. After the Moon slips into gentle Pisces on Saturday afternoon, adopt a softer approach — showing your vulnerable side could prove more alluring to others.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s shift into your deliciously sweet and sensitive sign on Saturday afternoon invites you to reveal your inner self to others. It can be hard for anyone to resist such emotional honesty when it’s expressed with wonder and inspired by faith in the power of love. Cast your worries aside and act as if you are the most desirable person in the world and other people are likely to see you in the same light.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, August 16th

The extroverted Leo energy is intense today as a triple conjunction of talkative Mercury, charming Venus and the Sun focuses our attention on having a good time. But it’s not all fun and games because retrograde Mercury forms an anxious semisquare with active Mars, tempting us to suppress our anger and deny any negative feelings. The sensitive Pisces Moon drives our unexpressed emotions deeper until she bolts into courageous Aries at 8:01 pm EDT.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Although you may have the chance to be around people you really like today, you still can feel the pressure to finish your chores before you go looking for fun. Unfortunately, friends can distract you from your work because you want to join them in their activities. However, it’s not wise to upset your regular routine, even if you wish to shake things up. Keep your current dissatisfaction to yourself and mind your responsibilities for now.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may have a clear idea of what you want to do today to take care of your personal needs. You could even believe that any deviation from your plan means that you won’t be happy, but this faulty thinking is far from the truth. You might be a bit emotionally disoriented now, so don’t worry if the day unfolds differently than you imagined. Instead of being stuck in your comfort zone, be flexible enough to try new things.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Even if everything appears fine, you might feel unsettled today because your schedule doesn’t leave much room for any relaxation. You are not required to let other people’s troubles hijack your day. Keep in mind that it’s entirely possible to enjoy yourself while still being emotionally responsive to those you love. Your versatility and quick wit enable you to gracefully step away from the situation.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You are ready for an easy day at the office or at home, but you probably won’t be able to avoid the spotlight anyhow with the current planetary pile-up in dramatic Leo. Ironically, trying to recede into the shadows only brings more attention to you today. Thankfully, you will appreciate the love and support you receive once you stop resisting. There’s nothing wrong with needing time alone to recharge your emotional batteries, but coming out from behind your shell now will do your heart good.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may have to reconsider your relationship with a close friend or business partner, especially when it comes to money. Your urgent need to iron out the details of a financial arrangement can be complicated by a lack of information or a misunderstanding of each other’s assumptions. Even if you want closure today, it may be smarter to leave things open-ended for now.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The overwhelming uncertainty of your life could overtake your confidence today. But you are quite capable of covering the anxiety you are feeling now because your key planet Mercury conjuncts gracious Venus in your 12th House of Secrets. Fortunately, what you lose to unclear thinking, you gain in charm, creativity and charisma.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Ask for what you want today and you just might receive it as clever Mercury conjuncts your key planet Venus, enabling you to be quite convincing. But you may have to risk a little emotional security to be heard, since your attitude is softened by sweet Venus. Be as specific as possible in your request; the more details you supply, the better your chances are of success.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You might misread someone’s intentions today and turn an insignificant comment into an important event. You could even set your eyes on new objectives at work. Part of your problem is that your perspective is so distorted now that it’s challenging to stay unconfused. It may be smarter to wait a day or two before you respond in order to see what happens.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your anxiety stems from too many people requesting more information from you than you currently have. But you won’t be able to get away with just making something up on the spot today, for your colleagues will know immediately that you are hiding something. It helps to be honest; share the plain and simple facts to the best of your knowledge and freely admit the limits of your knowledge.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your plans may fall apart today as the details begin to unravel. Hopefully you can see this problem as a positive experience because you are receiving an advanced warning that your ideas need more work. Don’t try to force the issue and glue everything back together. Instead, rethink your strategy a day or two before taking corrective action.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

It’s nearly impossible to know how to respond to someone’s overdramatic presentation today. You want to help, but you’re afraid that if you dig too deeply, you might uncover something that you wish you didn’t know. However, if you don’t investigate at all, then you won’t have all the facts you need to make a big decision. Ultimately, when the answer finally comes, be ready for a surprise, for it may not be what you expect.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Although you may be very sure of a recent decision, it becomes apparent today that you would be wise to reconsider your not-as-final-as-you-thought answer. Be careful about placing your trust in your instincts now because a flash of apparent inspiration could steer you in the entirely wrong direction. But even if you see your path clearly, check your logic with a close friend or partner.

Your Horoscopes for Monday, August 15th

Today’s psychic Pisces Moon helps break down unnecessary boundaries that exist between all of us. We are culturally trained to place undue significance on whatever separates us from each other, rather than focusing on the common ground that connects us. But it’s not easy to soften our defenses because the Sun and Venus form otherworldly septiles with permissive Jupiter and restrictive Saturn, making us more susceptible now to the whims of fate.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You might get into an argument with an overly dramatic friend today if you believe that he or she is keeping something hidden from you. However, you could easily turn an unimportant oversight or a simple misunderstanding into a full-blown crisis because of your concern about being left out of the picture. Remember, there’s no reason to expect everyone to always include you, especially if you are usually quick to be so independent.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You might be unsuccessful in your attempts to control the mysterious energies that are turning your day upside down. You’re tempted to blame the instability on your friends, but their lack of follow-through isn’t the real problem. You would be wise to own up to your role in manifesting the chaos you need to heighten your creative expression. Don’t assume that you know how others will act; take responsibility for your part alone.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your conversations are muddled today and to make matters worse, other people can easily misinterpret your actions. Don’t judge anyone harshly if they mess up, for your behavior is probably sending ambiguous signals, even if you think that you’re being straightforward. It’s not worth starting a fight about something that will seem ridiculous later in the week.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotions flow more freely today, allowing something to happen that catches you completely off guard. It’s not that you’re unaccustomed to sudden shifts in your life; it’s just that you weren’t expecting this one at all. Thankfully, there’s nothing to be gained by going back over the past to analyze what you could have done differently. Just react from your heart in real time to handle the current situation the best you can.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may have to confront a difficult dilemma today, but the circumstances are more complicated than they seem. Your loss of perspective adds to the complexity as you try to figure out what to do. Moving away from the center of the storm helps you make more accurate observations about what’s actually happening now, prior to choosing a new course of action.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your interactions with others are overly complicated today, especially if no one seems to be playing according to the rules. Unfortunately, you might not understand everyone’s behavior until you take the time to listen to what is being said. However, your discussions must move beyond any surface disagreements for them to have any value, so don’t get distracted by the apparent differences of opinion.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your energy may be scattered today, making it even more difficult to finish your tasks on the job and your chores at home. You might not be too concerned that you’re less productive now; nevertheless, others could be relying on you. Don’t downplay the role that you have in the lives of friends and acquaintances. Remember, if you promised to do something, make sure you honor your commitment.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

There is something very strange going on today with respect to a current relationship being revitalized or a sudden attraction to a new one. Either way, it is time to remove your rose-colored glasses before something crucial happens, rather than after it. Keep in mind that it’s essential to see things as they are now and not how you want them to be.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

A family squabble might require some of your mindshare today, but others appear to be more concerned about the outcome than you are. Your lack of involvement can confuse them, especially if they think you don’t care. However, you just may be uncertain about your position so far. Instead of saying nothing and letting everyone draw their own conclusions, express your concern, while still reserving your judgment until you have more facts.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You may be very busy at home, but you might not even realize how packed your workweek is. Avoid scattering your energy; you cannot suddenly finish everything all at once. It’s smarter now to counterbalance the current hectic pace with a calm and methodical approach. Don’t bother trying to figure anything out; just remember that it’s a gift to be simple.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may face resistance from friends and colleagues who believe that your current strategy is not a very good one. You don’t mind a bit of healthy sparring, even if someone cajoles you into seeing things from a different perspective. But you’re not as easygoing once you realize that your opponent is not giving up. You are able to heed good advice, but aren’t interested in anyone making critical decisions for you or telling you what to do. Graciously accept the constructive feedback, and then follow your heart.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You cannot hide your feelings easily today because the Moon in your fishy sign brings your moods up to the surface and right out in the open. A close friend might not like what he or she sees now and could unexpectedly morph from an ally into an adversary. Fortunately, you have the strength to handle this tricky situation by acknowledging the criticism without being overly defensive, thereby defusing a possible conflict before it even happens.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, August 14th

The intellectual Aquarius Moon joins fuzzy Neptune this morning, fogging perceptions and tempting us to make up the facts as we go along. The Moon drifts into dreamy Pisces at 8:54 am EDT, softening the edges of reality and further coaxing us to fill in missing details with our overactive imaginations. Instead of seeing things objectively now, we see the world through the filters of familiar fantasies and fears, making it tough to find the truth.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It’s challenging to stay within your own limits today, especially if someone sends you mixed messages. It may seem as if a friend is flirting with you one minute and ignoring you the next. Don’t be afraid to ask for what you really want, but be prepared to receive a cool reality check if you need it. There may be more going on within your imagination than you realize.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may be confused about what you’re supposed to be doing today because you don’t know whether to help out at home or volunteer at a community event. Either way, your highest ideals are stimulated, but you might think that you’ve failed before you start because it’s impossible for you to live up to your expectations now. Additionally, Mercury’s retrograde could enable you to rush and miss the meaning, so slow down and be gentle with yourself.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

It’s difficult for you to concentrate today because the Moon opposes your key planet Mercury and then slips into otherworldly Pisces. You may feel as if you’re being pulled in opposite directions as you try to tell others about your cool, new idea. The more you try to narrow your focus, the further off track you go. But don’t totally surrender to your fantasies, either. Your best strategy is to go with the flow for a short while before returning to your work in the real world.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your dreams may be so big now that they don’t go away when you wake up and start your day. Don’t try to be overly concrete since you could be riding a creative high. Do your best to capture this magical buzz to make something beautiful. So if you must be accurate in your reporting of details, tell others that it may take you a few days before you have all your facts in order.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may not be ready to express your desires today, but your caution doesn’t mean that you are uncertain. You just want more time for everything to settle down so you can decide how much to say. Until your mental clarity returns, it’s best now to err on the side of sharing less. You can always tell the rest of the story later when the moment is right.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

It appears that your friends and coworkers have grown wishy-washy, resisting your requests to be more specific about their feelings. It seems as if everyone stops just short of what needs to be said. You’re stymied and may not even be able to respond to what’s happening. Instead of making someone angry by asking more questions, wait a couple of days before searching for answers again.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may be enchanted by your dreams of fame and love, yet these wishes appear to disintegrate like a mirage when you reach out to touch them. Although your most unrealistic hopes can crumble before your eyes, don’t buy into the dissolution of your fantasies. Continue to hold on to your vision of the ideal future. The current uncertainty will pass and you’ll be able to regain your creative edge.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your soft and gentle approach might seem a bit out of character, but a deep desire to connect now flows from your newfound sense of vulnerability. Fortunately, you don’t mind being seen in this state, yet self-protective fears still encourage you to maintain an emotional wall between you and others. Keep in mind that you might be misunderstood today, so remember to take extra time to explain yourself as clearly as possible.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You aren’t expressing yourself openly these days, but this isn’t about intentionally withholding information from those who should have it. Your motives are likely quite simple now, yet language can get in the way to complicate matters. Instead of trying to explain everything you want to do, just tell everyone that you need a couple of days to sort yourself out. If at all possible, don’t get into it with anybody until after tomorrow.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You won’t be able to avoid the drama today as your practical outlook helps you make it through the bumpy roads of interaction, only to run into an abrupt ending of the highway. You have no choice but to continue on your path, even if there are blocks in the road. Don’t worry; you won’t have to turn back around. For now, just do the best you can to keep inching forward.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could run into an unexpected situation today that stems from your current financial condition. Even if you believe that you’re in good fiscal shape, it might become apparent that you overlooked a small detail that now could become problematic. Unfortunately, no outside help will arrive to magically bail you out in the nick of time. Even if you must dig yourself out of trouble on your own, take heart because you’re not alone.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s move into your sign this morning allows you to share your feelings without becoming overly emotional. You don’t have to say a lot now and that’s okay because your inner world is in such turmoil. Fortunately, others know what you’re feeling before you even open your mouth. And when you start talking, your poetic speech can mesmerize everyone before they even know what hit them. Use your intuition wisely; don’t squander your gift on meaningless chatter.

Daily Horoscopes for July 19th

The planets are quiet today, giving us time to integrate all that has recently happened. The lack of noisy aspects also allows us to experience a deeper and often hidden side of the intuitive Pisces Moon. Instead of getting caught up in distracting fantasies, we can now tap into a more spiritual perspective. Still, we must be extra careful not to confuse the feelings that arise from our psychic impressions with our obligations in the real world.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Hiding out might sound like a good plan, especially if you’ve been overdoing it on the social scene. Fortunately, you don’t have to worry about being alone for long because you’re too engaged with others to withdraw completely. It’s simply time for some rest. If possible, you would be wise to coast for a bit while you can today, since you’ll be raring to go tomorrow when the Moon returns to your fiery sign.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to agree with everything that others want to do today, especially since jumping from one project to another isn’t your preferred modus operandi. Actually, it makes sense to find some time to chill out and dream about your future, rather than being so busy running around. However, keep in mind that you won’t be able to avoid being part of the group for too long, so take advantage of the time you now have to relax.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Paying more attention to your career is a smart plan now that the Moon is visiting your 10th House of Public Responsibility. However, your dreams can overtake reality when you’re thinking about your professional objectives. Instead of assuming that anything is possible, temper your vision with a bit of common sense. Remember, you can’t just believe your way to success; you also need a sound strategy and the determination to follow through with it.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotional involvement in planning your future makes it challenging today to separate your desires from reality. You might believe that your perception of a current situation is valid, yet it’s colored by your opinions more than you realize. Instead of being overly judgmental now, simply describe an event without showing your bias. There will be plenty of time later to express your feelings when it really counts.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your intuition is functioning very well today, enabling you to sense what’s happening underneath the surface. You don’t need anyone to tell you the details, but you should be careful because your perspective may be warped by an old fear that now comes back to haunt you. It’s healthy to remember what happened as long as you understand the difference between the present and the past.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You may be concerned that your schedule is overbooked today, but you don’t see any way to cut back on your activities. You’re usually motivated to be efficient and do as others expect, but your dreams can be more pressing than what’s actually happening right now. There’s no reason to frustrate yourself by trying to bridge the gap between reality and your imagination. Give yourself permission to explore idealistic possibilities without having to make any of them come true.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You cannot seem to get much accomplished today because you’re not being very practical. Your idealism is fueling your strategy and your plans may not be concrete enough. Unfortunately, you cannot fit your ideas into the narrow confines of a calendar. You’ll be happier now if you take action when you feel like it, rather than forcing your creativity to conform to someone else’s clock.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

A creative stream of images floods into your awareness now, but you might have a tough time expressing your ideas to anyone. Although you could have a very clear picture established in your mind, it fades as your day unfolds. If you want to start a project that truly captures your imagination, do it today. Don’t wait for anyone’s approval because your excitement will begin to dissipate if you don’t act soon.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Today’s Pisces Moon feels like the beginning of an end. You’re ready to call it quits and start something new, but you may be jumping the gun. Stick to what you’re doing for another day, even if you’re already bored. You’ll gain more now by sinking into your feelings about your past than distracting yourself by prematurely changing your direction.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging to manage your schedule today as the diffusive Pisces Moon moves through your 3rd House of Immediate Environment. You might even mix up the time of an appointment or meeting. But reining in control by paying attention to details won’t work either, for someone else may be the source of trouble. Practice detachment and let your plans unravel if they must. Don’t worry; you’ll be able to put the pieces back together in a way that will work better than your original agenda anyhow.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

A concerted effort to demonstrate how important your values are won’t prevent others from ignoring you if they disagree with your ideas. You still might try your hand at making an intelligent plea to muster support for your point of view. Fortunately, your words may have more impact than you realize because it’s nearly impossible to get a clear read on anyone now. Say what’s on your mind and then let it go. Don’t judge your progress until tomorrow.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s monthly visit to your sign usually brightens the colors of your dreams. The edges of reality are softened, luring you into believing something that may be quite irrational. Don’t try to distinguish the differences between fact and fiction today because some of your beliefs could cross the line, flipping back and forth without concern for logic. See what changes the next few days bring before you make up your mind.

New Moon Report for June 3rd – Neptune Retrograde

Neptune Retrograde

Friday, June 3

Soft-edged Neptune’s backward turn is a subtle astrological event that’s unlikely to have any immediate obvious effects. However, during its 5-month retrograde period the spiritual influences represented by this planet are more likely to arise from within through instinctive awareness than to result from external instruction. Practicing meditation and having faith in your own wisdom can produce more useful answers than any book or teacher now.

Water

Water
Elementals: Nymphs, Undines
Elemental ruler: Niksa
Direction: West
Color: Blue
Season: Autumn
Time of day: Dusk
Symbols: Chalice, Goblet, Cauldron, Mirror
Some things associated with water: Emotions, friendship, dreams, intution, psychic abilities.
Some Herbs associated with The element of water: Jasmine, Gardenia, Rose, yarrow, Irish Moss, sandalwood
Type Of energy: feminine
Wind: West wind
Zodiac symbols ruled by water: Scorpio, Cancer, Pisces
Power Of Magus: Velle, To will

Daily Horoscopes for Friday, April 29

General Daily Horoscope

The psychic Pisces Moon reminds us that fantasy can seem real — and sometimes it actually is. It’s especially difficult to separate fact from fiction today as expansive Jupiter forms a complicated septile to dreamy Neptune. However, we are shocked awake by the Moon’s shift into spontaneous Aries at 1:33 pm EDT, followed by a Moon-Uranus conjunction at 6:58 pm. We may be temporarily thrown off balance as we respond to the suddenness of change.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Today is one of those days when you might not even realize that you’ve slipped into the Twilight Zone. If you pay close attention to everything happening now, you might notice that things are bent slightly out of shape. Slipping into this parallel world isn’t the problem, but mixing it up with the real one can prove troublesome. Rely on your friends to help you distinguish your illusions from reality.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You are quick-witted enough to outsmart yourself today. There is so much activity going on within your unconscious mind that you might forget what just occurred only a few minutes ago. Naturally, this can create a very embarrassing situation unless you consciously decide to stay on top of it all. Don’t be afraid to trust your snap judgment. Thankfully, your intuition won’t lead you astray now.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You may share a feeling today that provokes a strong and clear response. But rather than receiving a round of all-too-familiar criticism, you might actually get an unexpected boost of support from someone who isn’t usually your closest ally. Be careful, for you might be reading the situation incorrectly. And even if you’re positive about the accuracy of your perceptions, keep in mind that everyone’s feelings are prone to change now.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You may be daydreaming of taking a quick trip to a faraway destination, however, there’s this little problem of transportation. You might prefer the idea of near instantaneous travel because you want to get to your exotic destination immediately and still be home in time for a comfortable dinner. Unfortunately, you are just setting yourself up for disappointment unless you can be satisfied by traveling in the fantasy realms instead of actually going anywhere for real.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You have a practical agenda today, yet you might choose to set it aside if there is an opportunity to do something more exciting than taking care of business. Don’t be too concerned about other people’s expectations; you need to follow your own heart. Rather than wasting energy trying to justify your actions, attend to your responsibilities first, so whatever you do next is beyond criticism.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You may be rethinking upcoming travel plans that you thought were already set. Or, perhaps, you’re juggling your responsibilities so you can fit everything into your schedule. But it’s tricky now because you cannot do this work alone. You’ll improve your chances for success if your co-worker or partner supports you, so include him or her in your scheming. Remember that nothing is etched in stone yet. Today’s decisions could change as soon as tomorrow.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You have many small tasks to finish and it’s wise to complete as much as possible prior to the Moon leaving your 6th House of Routine. It becomes more complicated to return to chores left undone once your attention moves on to something else. Also, it’s quite likely that someone will distract you later in the day and your schedule will be unexpectedly hijacked; don’t put off anything important unless it’s beyond your control.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may welcome an exciting diversion to your daily routine today, but your responsibilities could suffer in the process. Surprisingly, you’ll probably say yes to an invitation that comes your way, even if you don’t think that you can take the time to play. Naturally, meeting your obligations remains a high priority, but your overall quality of work won’t be as good if you don’t also give yourself the chance to relax.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You might experience unexpected tension because of the responsibilities that now fall on your shoulders. However, you are still ready to go out and have some fun, no matter what the consequences are. Your productivity will likely slack off today, but you should be able to make up for it tomorrow. At least, show some creativity by mixing up boring chores with new activities that are more exciting.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You probably won’t be able to stick to your plans today, and accepting this fact upfront could alleviate a lot of unnecessary stress. Your moods are swinging all over the map, making you less likely to follow through on your original agenda. Rather than suppressing your feelings, remain open to them. Maintaining objectivity now could be exhausting and unproductive. You will feel much better once you give yourself permission to temporarily relinquish control.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may receive an unexpected message today from someone who is very close to you. Paradoxically, what you are told could be contrary to what you thought you were going to hear. This new information could complicate your day, but you’ll only make matters worse if you try to block it out. You can’t avoid the negative consequences by pretending there isn’t a problem. Be smart and face any issue that surfaces now before it spins out of control.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may feel unsettled today because you know something is about to change. Your feelings are quite volatile now and you don’t know where they are leading you. Unfortunately, your attempts to suppress your needs could provoke you to unconsciously act out. Trying to control the situation by limiting your interactions with others will only make you feel lonely. Remember that you are a Fish and should know that it’s easier to swim with the currents instead of resisting the tide.

Daily Horoscopes for April 27

General Daily Horoscope

The Moon enters imaginative Pisces at 12:57 am EDT, and quickly joins boundless Neptune to enhance our dreams even further. However, an early morning Venus-Pluto square awakens the shadows of our desires. And, a powerful Sun-Pluto trine releases transformative energies and gives us the ability to ride these evolutionary waves that require full engagement. We are motivated to succeed now and could pay a high price if we fearfully avoid change.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Clearly communicating your point of view sounds like a good idea until someone steps forward with a conflicting opinion. You might try to convince him or her that your perspective is the correct one, but you may not be the only person who is committed enough to fight for your beliefs. Rather than wasting energy defending your conclusion today, use this interaction as an opportunity for growth. However, you must remain open now to ideas different from your own.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You are able to stand firm in your beliefs today, making others recognize that you have the determination to reach your goals. Your associates will most likely support your ideas because they are eager to be on the winning team. However, it’s not a good idea to abuse your power. If your actions come from selfish desires, you won’t be able to keep your following. Fortunately, you can go far if you are conscious enough to work toward the common good.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You have open channels of communication today that tap into rich archetypal symbols. You can gain guidance from subconscious images that pop into your awareness, but this isn’t just a mental exercise. Your dreams motivate you to act directly on your feelings instead of on rational thoughts. Don’t try to filter or intellectualize your fantasies; allow them to bypass your head and directly touch your heart.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You are able to clearly see where you’re heading now and could become the person that everyone depends on because of your solid sense of direction. It’s wise to rely on your instincts because you know where you are, and how to get where you are going. But you must pay careful attention today since everything seems to be moving so fast. Update others with the details often so everyone feels included in the process.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You can waste a lot of words today by talking about what’s happening and what you think needs to be done. Unfortunately, others may not be listening very well. It isn’t that you’re boring; in fact, your friends usually want to hear what you have to say. It’s just that they’re tired of idle chatter now. It is time for taking constructive action; you will be noticed if you do more and say less.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You can see things more clearly today as if your world suddenly became brighter. Although your senses are usually sharp, you have a much wider range of perceptions today. Experiences that may have been beyond your awareness only yesterday are now beckoning you into new territory. Enjoy this journey of growth; metamorphosis is safer than you think.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You might feel as if other people are still being pushier than necessary, but it may not disturb you today because you have found the courage to stand up for yourself. Your unshakable conviction is your secret weapon now; if you’re in tune with your own purpose, then no one can come between you and your soul’s destiny.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The Sun’s harmonious trine with your key planet Pluto allows you to move forward with unrelenting intent. The absolute certainty that arises from accepting your fate won’t lead you astray today. However, acquiescing to your destiny isn’t about being powerless; it’s about taking responsibility to create the waves upon which you are riding. You are a mover and shaker now, so go out of your way to make something memorable happen while you can.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You are able to strengthen your financial foundation these days as the Sun harmonizes with potent Pluto in your 2nd House of Money. Thankfully, you can overcome nearly any limitations that you currently face. One obvious way to progress toward your fiscal goals is to spend less money, yet this strategy might not take you far enough. Consider refinancing your home, making a wise investment or even accepting a second job. Whatever you try now, think seriously about your future security.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are more intense today as Pluto in your sign is emphasized by its aspects to Venus and the Sun. Others might not realize how grounded you are because your passions are close to the surface. Fortunately, you can express your feelings and are then able to back them up with practical action. Don’t be satisfied with what you already have; set new goals and then work to achieve them. You might surprise yourself with how much you can accomplish now.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You have an opportunity to share your opinion about a delicate matter today without stirring up trouble, even if your perspective is controversial. If you previously upset others because of your unconventional beliefs, you now get to express the same thoughts without creating more negative repercussions. Make certain that you present your conclusions logically without attacking anyone else’s values.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your friends may come to your assistance today and support you in ways that money can’t buy. On a mundane level, they might help out with physical labor or by protecting you from others. Your closest allies will also speak the truth, even if it isn’t what you want to hear. You can always go out and hire someone to work for you; however, it’s a real gift when you receive honest and intelligent feedback from someone that you can trust.

The Planets for 4/20

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Position of the planets based on Greenwich Mean Time (GMT).

Sun:
00° 21′
in Taurus

Moon:
07° 04′
in Sagittarius

Mercury:
13° 11′
in Aries

Venus:
29° 32′
in Pisces

Mars:
14° 24′
in Aries

Jupiter:
19° 48′
in Aries

Saturn:
12° 33′
in Libra

Uranus:
02° 18′
in Aries

Neptune:
00° 38′
in Pisces

Pluto:
07° 11′
in Capricorn

Aspects:
Conjunction: Mars Jupiter 5º Conjunction: Mercury Jupiter 6º Conjunction: Mercury Mars 1º Conjunction: Venus Uranus 2º Opposition: Jupiter Saturn 7º Opposition: Mars Saturn 1º Opposition: Mercury Saturn 0º Semi-Sextile: Moon Pluto 0º Semi-Sextile: Sun Uranus 1º	Semi-Sextile: Sun Venus 0º Semi-Sextile: Uranus Neptune 1º Semi-Sextile: Venus Neptune 1º Sextile: Sun Neptune 0º Square: Mercury Pluto 5º Square: Saturn Pluto 5º Square: Uranus Pluto 4º Trine: Moon Mercury 6º Trine: Moon Uranus 4º Trine: Sun Pluto 6º

The Sun in Taurus
Tradition, stability and loyalty are strong influences as the Sun travels through Taurus. Generally, taking a practical approach to life is favored at this time. It is likely risks should be avoided at this time. Substantial financial gain can be made while the Sun is in Taurus. This is also a good time to enjoy the good things in life as long as indulgences are not allowed to become excessive. Making headway towards reaching goals could be challenged by a general stubbornness and resistance to change.

Sun Sextile or Trine Neptune
Artistic pursuits and mysticism may be very attractive at this time.

Sun Sextile or Trine Pluto
A “head on” approach to life is favored at this time.

Moon In Sagittarius
The inner warmth of many will burst to the surface and spread across those close to them. Optimism is likely to be very strong during this period. Life’s challenges will be accepted with enthusiasm.

Moon Sextile or Trine Mercury
Insight into the psychological motivation behind individual’s behavior is very strong at this time.

Moon Sextile or Trine Uranus
The need for personal freedom is likely to be high. Maintaining an upbeat attitude and sense of humor are essential to success.

Mercury In Aries
Mercury in Aries is an influence that does not favor diplomacy. Many will be far more outspoken than usual. Dissension will be prevalent. Traditional approaches to handling challenges are likely to be replaced by new, more affective strategies. The need to be on the cutting edge of things will be strong.

Mercury Conjunct Mars
Debates and analytical thinking are likely. The candid words of some may be so frank that they may be seen as offensive to those on the receiving end.

Mercury Conjunct Jupiter
Seeking the “essence” of things may become a preoccupation. The need and ability to share ideas is strong.

Mercury Opposition or Square Saturn
This aspect provides a favorable window for tackling complex intellectual problems.

Mercury Opposition or Square Pluto
This aspect will influence many to look beyond the obvious to explore the inner-workings of everything. Exploring life’s mysteries will be an irresistible adventure for some.

Venus In Pisces
Feelings are likely to run very deep. One may find themselves swelled with compassion that the need to help others becomes a major motivator. Creativity should be very strong and could lead to the development of exceptional innovations in the future.

Venus Conjunct Uranus
The need for personal freedom will be very acute in many, and may cause strain in their personal and professional relationships.

Mars In Aries
Action is the keyword at this time. Those who act quickly and decisively should be favored. Self-sufficiency and the ability to act alone are valuable assets. Many will do well by focusing on short term goals.

Mars Conjunct Jupiter
Success in all arenas is possible. Energy levels and optimism should be relatively high.

Mars Opposition or Square Saturn
This aspect favors launching projects and starting relationships that one intends to commit to for the long term. Substantial progress in ongoing projects is likely as well.

Jupiter In Aries
Self-reliance and optimism are favored at this time. Those who enjoy challenges and competition are favored. Adopting a never surrender attitude is a key component to attaining success.

Jupiter Opposition or Square Saturn
This aspect tends to muddle the distinction between what is real and what one wishes to be real. Setbacks can be experienced due to this nebulous vision of reality.

Saturn In Libra
Intimacy may be more of a chore than a pleasure. Some will find their progress towards strengthening intimate bonds and attaining goals muted by feelings of inadequacy.

Saturn Opposition or Square Pluto
This aspect may make it difficult to commit one’s self to anything beyond the moment at hand. However, those who do take on new goals will put the full force of their nature into achieving them.

Uranus In Aries
The astrological influence of Uranus is measured in increments of 7 years. What this means is that the effects of Uranus influence an entire generation. Day to day the Uranian influence may be imperceptible, but when the period is viewed as a whole the impact of Uranus is likely to be strikingly apparent.

Iconoclasm, independence and self-sufficiency are likely to be major themes during this period. Traditional values will be challenged. Those with a pioneering spirit will flourish.

Uranus Square Pluto
A mental restlessness and the need for complete personal freedom are possible influences of this aspect. In some the need for total autonomy may be so strong that they will challenge any attempt to subdue their independence.

Neptune In Pisces
Because Neptune takes approximately 14 years to move across Pisces its day to day influence may be imperceptible, but when the period is viewed as a whole the impact of Neptune in Pisces is likely to be strikingly apparent.

Gentleness, creativity, and the pursuit of spiritual truth are strong influences at this time. Many may find mysticism and unorthodox religions very attractive.

Pluto In Capricorn
Because Pluto takes approximately 15 years to move across Capricorn its day to day influence may be imperceptible, but when the period is viewed as a whole the impact of Pluto in Capricorn is likely to be strikingly apparent.

Strong economic gains can be made during this period. Pluto in Capricorn favors those who are able to make logical decisions and devise pragmatic solutions to the challenges before them.

Moon Signs In Everyday Life

Learn how to make the most of the Moon’s journey through the zodiac

by Emily Trinkaus

Changing signs every two and a quarter days, the Moon is the fastest-moving astrological “planet.” The Moon represents our emotions, and as it travels through the zodiac, our moods follow. We feel best and operate most effectively when we’re cooperating with the energy of the Moon, as indicated by its sign.

Monthly Power Times

Pay special attention to when the Moon is in the same sign as your Sun sign — these few days of each month are your power times! The tides are flowing in your direction, so you’ll feel more confident and energized, and people are more likely to respond to you positively. So, if you’re planning to invite someone special out on a date, ask for a raise, go on a job interview, or any other task requiring self-assertion and risk-taking, these are the days to go for it.

On the flip side, when the Moon is in the sign opposite to your Sun sign, keep a low profile. (If you’re not sure which sign is opposite, just count six signs away from yours.) Catch up on rest, and do for others rather than expecting things to go your way. Plan accordingly — this is not the time to push it and try to get ahead.

Follow the Signs

Discover below how to make the most of the Moon’s visit to each sign of the zodiac. .

Aries Moon

Get physical! The first sign of the zodiac calls for action and movement. Go for a run or hike, dance, work out at the gym or find some other way to let off steam. Tempers can rise under this fiery Moon, so find healthy outlets for expression — physical and/or creative. This Moon can light a fire under you to start putting your ideas into action, so take a risk in the direction of your desires.

Taurus Moon
Slow down and take time to nurture your body and the planet. This sensual and earthy sign invites you to appreciate the physical world and the realm of the senses. Walk through the woods, work in the garden, get a massage or facial, and play soothing music. This tends to be a mellow, restful and reflective Moon — a time to practice simply being.
Gemini Moon
Call your friends, catch up on emails and chat with the neighbors while the Moon visits the airy sign of the Messenger. Your mind is especially active, even hyper-active, so give it something to chew on. This is an ideal time for taking (or teaching) a class, learning something new and exploring multiple perspectives. Follow your curiosity and keep an open mind.

Cancer Moon
Curl up on the couch with a good book and a cup of tea during this homebody Moon. As a sensitive water sign, the Crab calls for tuning into your inner world. When you give yourself permission to feel and express your emotions, you’re more likely to avoid the down side of this Moon — crabbiness. Cook a nourishing meal, perhaps inviting a close friend or family member for dinner.

Leo Moon
This fiery Moon wants to play and celebrate. Let your inner child take the lead and do something spontaneous that serves no purpose beyond having fun. The Lion rules the heart, inspiring romance and passion — an ideal time for getting decked out in your most glamorous attire and hitting the town. Creative energy abounds — express yourself!

Virgo Moon

Attend to the nitty gritty details of daily life when the Moon enters the sign of service. Catching up on household chores, organizing the closet, balancing your checkbook — these mundane tasks might sound like a bore but you feel oh so much better when you stop procrastinating and get the job done. People tend to be more critical and fault-finding than usual, so pay attention to the little things.

Libra Moon
The Moon in the sign of the Scales brings attention to what’s out of balance, inviting you to create more harmony in your relationships, environment and inner world. Libra is ruled by Venus, the goddess of love, beauty and the arts. Enhance your appearance with a new hair style or clothes, and plan to socialize. Cultural events and creative activities are especially recommended.

Scorpio Moon
Invite your inner witch or wizard to come out of hiding during this magical Moon, a prime time for casting spells and performing rituals. You’re more tuned into both the invisible realm and the dark side now — including shadowy emotions that require an outlet. Share your deepest feelings with someone you trust. This is not a time to party hearty with the crowds — plan an intimate date instead.

Sagittarius Moon
When the Moon visits the sign of the Archer, you’re ready for adventure, exploration and expansion. These days are perfect for travel — if you can’t take a trip in the physical world, broaden your intellectual and spiritual horizons by attending a lecture or workshop. Restlessness is common, as your mental arrows shoot out in multiple directions — plan for lots of activity, movement and socializing.

Capricorn Moon
Now is the optimal time to accomplish any ambitious project requiring hard work, perseverance and pragmatism. For best results, mimic the Mountain Goat — move slowly, cautiously and deliberately as you reach for the top. Don’t let the heaviness and somber tone of this Moon get you down — if you stay focused on your plans and goals, you feel energized and productive.
Aquarius Moon
You’re in the mood for networking, connecting with friends and all group activities when the Moon calls on community-minded Aquarius. Your intuition is heightened, inviting flashes of insight that help you to see your life from a higher perspective. If you’re feeling stuck, this revolutionary Moon wants to liberate you from old ways of thinking and inspire you to make changes that enhance your sense of freedom.

Pisces Moon
During this sensitive and squishy Moon, retreat, rest and reflection are recommended. Your dreams are more active than usual, so pay attention — they may have important information for you. The sign of the Fish activates your imagination and fantasies, offering an ideal opportunity for creative expression, especially music, dance, painting and poetry.

New Moon Report for April 17 – Full Moon in Libra

Full Moon in Libra

Sunday, April 17, 7:44 pm PDT, 10:44 pm EDT

The accommodating Libra Moon’s opposition to the Sun in self-reliant Aries brings relationship issues into the foreground. It’s an opportunity to gain clarity about how we give too much to others, undermining our own interests, and when unwillingness to compromise weakens partnerships. Libra’s sociable ruling planet Venus is in Pisces forms an awkward quincunx with the Moon, an aspect that increases uncertainty and encourages sacrifice. However, honest discussions help us to find the right balance between personal needs and mutual interests that inspire us to work and share with others effectively.

New Moon Report for 4/9 – Pluto Retrograde

Pluto Retrograde

Saturday, April 9

Potent Pluto’s backward shift drives desires underground where they can be buried with fear and shame, which isn’t very healthy. On the plus side, this four-month retrograde cycle provides an opportunity to re-evaluate what we want and determine whether we’re responding to real needs or simply acting out of habit. A clearer perception of these issues enables us to put our emotional priorities in order, eliminate distractions and concentrate our efforts where they’re most needed.

Daily Horoscopes for April 9th

Daily Horoscopes

Saturday 9th, 2011

Aries

March 21 to April 20

You are currently in a cycle of spiritual development, aided by negotiations with both hidden aspects of life and encounters that challenge your problem-solving abilities. You are currently entering an initial four month period of a longer cycle that shapes your spirituality through such encounters. There?s more ahead in 2012

Taurus

April 21 to May 21

Your visions are giving birth to new goals and new ways to achieve them, calling on your creativity. You?re also mixing with a different type of person, making new friends. Your experiences in the two months around June 3, 2011 highlight these trends, culturing directions and creativity. You?ll be much more adept by the end of this cycle in early 2013.

Gemini

May 22 to June 22

New career aspirations are being nurtured during the next four months, requiring the development of artistic or creative skills. This trend will also initiate career opportunities that allows for the employment of such talents. You need to be patient with the development of this potential for this phase is not complete until the New Year of 2013.

Cancer

June 23 to July 23

Your desires to travel and learn are currently being stimulated

Leo

July 24 to August 23

The developing financial potential of the four months centred on June 3, 2011 will grow in magnitude until late January 2013. You need to feel your way with these matters as you are unfamiliar with certain associated aspects. Trust is an important part of this cycle, but you must also ensure that such trust is not misplaced. Expect more action early in 2012.

Virgo

August 24 to September 23

New dimensions are being experienced in marriage or a partnership, which many Virgos feel is ideal. The coming four months initiates a new sequence in a longer term trend that sees you identify more strongly with a charismatic individual, with whom you are closely aligned. February and March 2012, then August 2012 to January 2013 enhance such associations.

Libra

September 24 to October 23

Your creative work potential is being unleashed during the coming four months, seeing the development of a skillset that can be used in the real world. As such, job opportunities are also being cultured, so that by the end of January 2013 you will be much happier with the state of such affairs

Scorpio

October 24 to November 22

The budding potential of romance tantalises Scorpio individuals over the coming eighteen to twenty-one months, creating a truly memorable relationship. You feel that you have so much in common with this individual, who lives up to your ideals. This cycle also promotes fertility and involvement with children, so new experiences are also being shaped during the course of this sequence.

Sagittarius

November 23 to December 21

Your domestic life is very fluid and mutable, ideally, allowing you a degree of freedom. Over the coming eighteen to twenty-one months, some aspect of your family life is becoming more ideal, with the initial phase beginning in the next four months. Family members also exhibit a great deal of compassion towards each other, adding to the idyllic state of affairs.

Capricorn

December 22 to January 19

You?re exploring new ways of daily life, involving flexible schedules, freely-structured relationships with neighbours, and the investigation of local variability. There seems to be some secretiveness or seclusion to all this, ensuring that you blend into the background whilst establishing important contacts. You?ll do this well in the coming four months

Aquarius

January 20 to February 18

The exploration of unknown financial potential seems to be a developing theme during the coming four months, calling on all your creative and intuitive skills to get things going. There?ll be further developments in February and March 2012 and August 2012 to January 2013, as you cultivate your talents and income-earning potential.

Pisces

February 2 to March 20

Pisceans are on a journey of personal discovery during April to July 2011, February and March 2012, and August 2012 to January 2013

Daily Humorscopes

Friday, April 8th

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

As a joke today, you will get an alarmed expression on your face, crouch on someone’s carpet, and start making disgusting “huck, huck!” sounds. The joke’s on you, though, since they will insist that you eat some hairball remedy.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Today you will discover that you have no real friends. Or at least, that they don’t cast a shadow.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You will write a newspaper article about the Internet today. Why not? Everybody else has.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Excellent day to be expansive and benevolent. It will make people worry.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You look ridiculous in that. Go and change.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You will vow to always tell the truth, but it will backfire on you. Most people find that kind of behavior highly suspicious, and more than a little deviant.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You will mosey, this week. There’s nothing that wrong with moseying, after all, and it’s occasionally just what is needed. In fact, you’ll soon begin work on “Mosey Your Way To Fitness”, a best-selling self-help book on the topic.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Try to avoid nibbling on things today. Despite recent developments, you don’t actually know your friend that well yet.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although it will also be the cause of an embarrassing appearance on the Letterman show.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) Excellent day to do something new with bean curd.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Avoid yodeling today.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)Your main problem? You’re not eating NEARLY enough strudel

WATER

Direction: West.
Rules: Emotions, feelings, love, courage, daring, sorrow, the ocean, the tides,
lakes, pools, streams, and rivers, springs and wells, intuition, the unconscious
mind, the womb, generation, fertility.
Time: Twilight.
Season: Autumn.
Colors: Blue, blue-green, green, gray, indigo, black.
Signs of the Zodiac: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces.
Tools: Cup.
Spirits: Undines, ruled by King Niksa.
Angel: Raphael.
Name of the West Wind: Zephyrus.
Sense: Taste.
Jewel: Aquamarine.
Incense: Myrrh.
Plants: Ferns, lotus, mosses, rushes, seaweed, water lillies, and all water
plants.
Tree: Willow.
Animals: Dragons (as serpents), dolphins and porpoises, fish, seals and sea
mammals, water-dwelling snakes, all water creatures and sea birds.
Goddesses: Aphrodite, Isis, Mariamne, Mari, Tiamat.
Gods: Dylan, Ea, Llyr, Manannan, Osiris, Neptune, Poseidon.

Daily Horoscopes for 4/4

General Daily Horoscope

We may be lost and found today because we’re on the edge of yet another great planetary shift as nebulous Neptune slips into dreamy Pisces. But this is just a four-month test drive before it returns to this watery sign next year for a 14-year visit. The Sun’s anxious semisquare to Neptune heightens our imaginations even further, pulling us into Fantasyland. However, the Moon’s entry into stable Taurus at 7:45 pm EDT sets us back on the ground.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Marching in a brass band may be your idea of fun for a group or family outing today, because you really want to get everyone up and moving. Of course, you wish they would pay attention as you direct the show. But Mars is a close traveling companion with the Moon now, so you definitely need to soften your message. Music can soothe frayed nerves, yet it will probably be more effective to lower the volume so others don’t cover their ears and miss out on what you are saying.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You aren’t happy if someone bullies you, but defending yourself is likely a common event with your stubborn nature. Unfortunately, you may not be that comfortable handling this particular situation today. It’s easier to hide your anger than to confront the origin of the problem. Keep in mind that this is not a cowardly act. Your self-restraint is wise now; otherwise you could lose control and create additional damage instead of leaving well enough alone.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You need to stay hyper-vigilant or your current intensity will appear overly aggressive to others. You might even think that you are being extremely logical today, only to have someone tell you that your ideas are impossible to follow. Instead of explaining every little detail, speak softer and say less. You really don’t have to use that many words to get your point across. But you may have to wait until Mercury goes direct before you are completely understood.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You might surprise others with your ability to defend your choices today. You may be willing to listen, but once you’ve heard what someone else has to offer, your reaction can be strong and swift. Although you are more aware of others now, be careful about diluting the strength of your message by attempting to cover too much unfamiliar ground all at once.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Putting your best ideas forward is not an alien concept to you, but today there is so much expressive energy floating around that you might not know when to stop. Your confidence tempts you to be so assertive that you can easily offend even your strongest allies. It will be much easier if you remember that dispersive Neptune’s magnifying lens is making everything you say sound louder than it actually is. A laid-back approach will take you further now than an arrogant one.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Interactions seem overly dramatic now that you are approaching a real turning point in your relationships. Someone’s negative thoughts boil over and then everything becomes quiet. But don’t mistake less noise for less intensity; it could be just the opposite. Don’t allow yourself to feel so much anger that you say things you don’t really mean. Withdraw your energy until you have regained your strength and composure.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are such a natural people-pleaser that sometimes you can be overly concerned with making everyone else happy. But you have six planets in your 7th House of Relationships today, indicating that you could blurt out something straight from your intuition without thinking about the impact of your words. Don’t let anyone stand in your way; setting well-defined boundaries can assure healthier relationships in the future.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Now that courageous Mars, your traditional planetary ruler, is in your 6th House of Employment, you are able to start new tasks at work. Unfortunately, follow-through will become a problem if you don’t keep up your momentum. Once you slow down, you could lose track of your direction, so ask your friends and associates to either lend a helping hand or simply get out of your way.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Even if your current message sounds critical, don’t expect others to share your concerns today. Although your friends know that you can wax philosophical, they still may become less patient as you enthusiastically ramble on about something that’s significant only to you. Your ideas are flowing fast and furious now; it’s hard to tell which ones are worth pursuing, so don’t become too attached to any one thought until you see how it stands up to the test of time.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You feel encouraged to wield your power today, but you could easily overdo it. The idea of proving your authority can be so enticing now that you may lose sight of your original intent. Success does not stem from being in control; reaching your goals is dependent on cooperation and innovation, and not hierarchy and tradition. Remember, the whole is greater than the sum of its individual parts.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Positive thinking is a powerful force that can motivate others, but you might take it too far today. Blind optimism won’t be of much use at all. If someone believes that you can’t discern facts from fiction, there’s a good chance that he or she will lose faith in your entire message. Muster support for your plan by being as realistic as possible. Everyone wants to hear good news, but it’s even more important for you to tell the truth.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You’re eager to create a new strategy for increasing your income with forceful Mars now traveling through your 2nd House of Money. You may have a lot of enterprising ideas about how to increase your cash flow, but aren’t sure that any of them will actually work. However, dreamy Neptune’s long-term presence in your sign can sap your confidence, so don’t be afraid to ask for support from others. Relying on good advice from a trustworthy companion helps you determine a sensible course of action.

Daily Horoscopes for 3/30

General Daily Horoscope

The forward thrust of energy, propelled by four planets in assertive Aries, is led by quicksilver Mercury. However, a cosmic undertow is created today as Mercury begins its three-week retrograde phase, retracing the now familiar territory of Aries. We’re required to review old plans, reconsider recent experiences and rethink new ideas. Frustration is likely, but the Moon’s move into dreamy Pisces at 6:38 pm EDT can soften most any disappointment.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your mind is racing now, challenging you to hold on to any one thought and put it into action as mental Mercury turns retrograde in your sign today. You may become frustrated because you cannot figure out what you’re doing wrong. But don’t attempt to force anything to happen; instead, enjoy the speed at which your ideas seem to run through your mind, even if you don’t see much progress now. It could make more sense to retreat until you’re ready to assert yourself again.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Although you appear cool and calm to your friends at work now, they would get into trouble if they jumped to any quick conclusions about you today. Beneath your easygoing veneer, you could be a jangled bundle of nerves, yet you’ll likely keep your insecurities to yourself. Instead of trying to settle your thoughts, allow yourself to be entertained by them without having to say anything at all.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your key planet Mercury stands still in restless Aries and your 11th House of Groups, raising your need for social activity to the next level. You may be able to have fun today, but you still have to pay attention to your physical energy or you could exhaust your reserves. It’s not easy to hold yourself back when you’re having such a good time, but you’ll be glad you did.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You might feel reclusive today while the rest of the world seems to be moving forward. Nevertheless, you aren’t quite ready for what’s about to happen. The supersensitive Pisces Moon is reminding you that it is wiser to wait a few days before pushing your agenda ahead, even if you’re impatient today. Don’t worry about being judged by others; trusting your intuition won’t steer you wrong.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You want to start something new now, but your impatience may have you missing an important piece of the puzzle. Fortunately, you can navigate the difference between easy success and risky trouble if you aren’t in such a hurry. A wild ride to an exciting place is in front of you, so don’t ruin it by starting without taking the time to consider the consequences of your actions.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Talking about your feelings before you start your careful analysis of the facts can be more problematic than useful today. You may forget to consider how someone might react to your bold ideas, only to be surprised with the speed at which the emotional landscape changes. It’s hard to navigate through the nervous tension, but your spontaneous expression can move things along a lot faster than you expect.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your attempts to keep to yourself today won’t work because you’ll likely get drawn out of your reclusion before you can fully disappear. It’s quite a challenge to focus on your work when there are so many enticing distractions, including fascinating conversations with different people happening throughout the day. Paradoxically, you’ll get a lot accomplished when you are still plugged into the world around you. Find a way to balance business with pleasure.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You may be feeling emotional dissonance today as you try to reconcile your desire to be compassionate with your frustration at work. Unfortunately, your associates aren’t doing their jobs, yet you still want to encourage everyone to contribute as best as he or she can. You are perceptive enough to see the most efficient way to do a task and you want to assume authority to make something happen. Keep in mind that you cannot control others; nonetheless, you can find satisfaction by changing your expectations.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You can cleverly arrive at many ways to avoid work today because you have a bad case of spring fever. However, escaping from your responsibilities isn’t all fun and games, making it unlikely that you’ll do anything irrational. Still, your mind continues to work overtime. You might be able to talk your way into a sweet situation by capitalizing on your current charm. Take a risk, but be patient; it’s going to take a while to get what you want.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You must face an interesting dilemma today that pits your current desire for independence against your innate need for security. This dichotomy becomes increasingly complex if you over-personalize your experiences. If you believe that your freedom is being squelched, you could react impulsively in a way that jeopardizes your position at work. There’s no need to push your agenda on anyone else. Accept what you have and wait until the calm returns before you do anything rash.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may be feeling great as everything clicks into place today — especially when you are packing so much into a short amount of time. Don’t add too many new activities or you’ll end up being overbooked. Make a conscious choice to lessen your load by moving an appointment or two to another day when you’ll have more flexibility in your schedule. Allow room for the unexpected.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You are trying to integrate the changes that are occurring daily, and this is quite a task. If you have been secretly wishing for the pace to slow down, you may temporarily get what you wanted. Although you won’t necessarily have control over the general timeline, everything will flow smoother if you are less demanding of yourself and others.

the daily humorscopes for 3/29

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You will begin an evil project, in secret. You will be successful. Although why you want to produce a cross between a St. Bernard and a chihuahua is anybody’s guess.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Someone nearby will make disgusting slurping sounds in your favorite restaurant. You’ll retaliate by glaring pointedly, and by eating your linguini with your fingers.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Today will be Mexican Food day, for you. In fact, chances are better than 1 in 3 that someone will refer to you as “Frijole-breath” before the day is through.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You will find yourself in a huge handbasket, before the end of the day, and it will be getting much warmer than you like.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Several extremely hungry creatures will look at you strangely, today. Throw them a raisin cookie.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Good day to bring an asparagus sandwich and a nice thermos of Cream-of-Meatloaf Soup for lunch.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Despite protests from a variety of organizations, you will organize a charity event called a “squid fling.” Due in part to excellent media coverage, you will be quite successful. Mostly, though, you will succeed because nearly everyone has a secret desire to fling a squid.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

In a strange form of protest against the new trends in personal adornment, you will make mooing sounds whenever you see someone with a nose ring. Coincidentally, some of them will say “Hay!”

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You will accidentally step on someone’s foot, and they will say “Ow!”. That’s when I usually say “No pain, no gain.” Sometimes people don’t like me. I’ve never figured out why.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

You will find happiness. It will look a lot like tranquility, only a bit fluffier.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Confucious said “Choose a job you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Confucious was a Harvard man, you know, with a huge trust fund. He certainly never “worked” a day, himself. I wouldn’t take what he said too literally, in your case.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You will discover proof that Sports Utility Vehicles are tangible evidence of Evil. Sadly, others will fail to heed your warnings.

Daily Horoscopes for 3/27

General Daily Horoscope

Today’s ambitious Capricorn Moon provokes us to work extra diligently. But we may not be satisfied with our accomplishments because the Moon forms a series of conflicting aspects throughout the day. Although we might be hard on ourselves now, it’s helpful to make time to relax since sweet Venus shifts into gentle Pisces this morning. Sensitive Venus enables us to be more compassionate than the judgmental Capricorn Moon might otherwise suggest.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may have second thoughts about your current direction in life today. Even if you have achieved professional success you still might wonder how long you’ll be able to maintain your current position. However, the deeper message now is not to take things for granted. Considering your alternatives is fine; just don’t make any lasting decisions for a few more days.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You are eager to hang out with like-minded people now that your key planet Venus is traveling through your 11th House of Friends. Although you prefer to include others in your plans, there’s still a part of you that doesn’t want to waste time just going along with the group. You have your own dreams to follow today, so don’t be afraid to spend some time by yourself, even if you think that you don’t want to be alone.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your friends may come up with a crazy plan that sounds like a lot of fun today. However, previous commitments can keep you from joining the group until you fulfill your promises. Thankfully, being responsible now won’t necessarily prevent you from having a pleasurable time if you’re willing to plan out your day. Avoiding details sounds like a good idea until you realize that facing reality is your ticket to happiness.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You would like to be independent today so you can do whatever you want. Unfortunately, you may feel restraint coming from two directions. Domestic responsibilities or household chores could prevent you from thinking of yourself over others. Additionally, you might lose your enthusiasm for adventure if a close friend or partner comes to you with a serious problem that requires your help. Don’t worry; you’ll have a chance to do your own thing within a few days.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Dreams of adventure get mixed up with romantic fantasies today, tempting you to believe that you can actually embark on that wild safari, mountain trek or space exploration. However, you are probably emotionally tied to your regular Sunday activities and aren’t that willing to give up your routine. Anxiety mounts because it’s difficult to reconcile your reckless desires with your need for caution. When you realize that there’s no quick fix for your current stress, it will probably begin to dissipate on its own.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Although you want to have a good time today, you might overplan your day, making playful activities seem too structured. Give yourself permission to skip a scheduled event so you can enjoy a bit of guilt-free chill time. Leaving your day wide open increases the possibility for real magic to occur while interacting with others.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Beautiful Venus, your ruling planet, enters your 6th House of Work today, encouraging you to start a remodeling project. But even if you don’t begin the work in earnest now, at least grab a notebook and start sketching some designs. Additionally, if there are problems in a current relationship, this is an excellent time to address them. Don’t worry if you have several false starts along your way because time is on your side.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The sheer number of things you must do continues to be daunting, but the Capricorn Moon is holding your feet to the ground even if your head is in the clouds. Although you are tempted to float away into your fantasies, your current calling also involves assisting with the care of family members or friends. Instead of allowing yourself to get overwhelmed with your obligations, refocus on the precious heart connections you have already made.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

It’s increasingly difficult for you to pay proper attention to all the details that seem to keep landing on your plate. You’re usually not so good with the minutia anyway, yet now with Venus shifting into spacey Pisces, you’re even less inclined to know the specifics. Thankfully, you should still be able to get through this challenging phase by widening your personal boundaries and opening your heart.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You have a lot going on at home today — so much, perhaps, that you cannot easily make time for your own pursuits. The somber Capricorn Moon in your 1st House of Personality intensifies your no-nonsense approach to living. Be careful, you can inadvertently try to make someone else the bad guy when it’s actually you that wants to stir things up.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You are becoming more aware of your issues about money, and learning to handle the situation now can go a long way toward stabilizing your life. Ultimately, the fiscal conditions that are causing you trouble today are fixable. However, the problem is really about you. An intense and honest discussion can help you understand the relationship between your self-esteem and the money you make. The higher your self-worth, the more worth your self actually has.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Venus, the love planet, enters your sign and your 1st House of Personality today, gracing you with an extra dose of charm. Don’t accept less for yourself now; make the extra effort to look good so you feel good, too. Nevertheless, don’t be frivolous with your energy; spending time with friends is healing for your soul as long as you don’t overdo the fun.

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