| 10. |
Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests. |
| 9. |
Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone. |
| 8. |
Hard to keep flaming goat’s skulls lit. |
| 7. |
Decreased availability of blonde virgins. |
| 6. |
Blood stains from the sacrifices are impossible to get out of the carpet. |
| 5. |
Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake. |
| 4. |
The cats keep attacking Satan’s tail, which annoys him. |
| 3. |
Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame is difficult on the older coven members. |
| 2. |
Demons smell even worse than brimstone |
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And The #1 Reason Why Witches Don’t Worship Satan … |
| 1. |
It’s impossible to worship something that doesn’t exist! |
Witches Of The Craft® 
If we don’t believe in your God, why would we believe in your Devil?
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You made me stop and think. I forgot we have several Satanists with us, I hope they have a sense of humor and weren’t offended.
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Me, too. It was not my intention to offend anyone.
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I don’t believe you did. Most of them have a very good sense of humor. Satanists have gotten a bad rap just like us. The ones I have met here are just as nice as can be. I know they have been portrayed as monsters but they are very nice people who are just like us.
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That is rather as I suspected – persecuted birds and bats of a wing. 😉
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