A short & simple spell we have conjured for you,
so short of a spell. Does it work truly?
Oh yes, my dearie, yes indeed!
Spell To Banish Poverty
The moon should be dark or waning. You should perform this on a Saturday.
Take 7 sheets of toilet paper and write:
“I banish poverty”
On each sheet.
Flush them all down the toilet saying:
“I banish poverty.”
With each one. Do this every day from the full moon to the dark moon.