Daily Chinese Zodiac Horoscopes for May 20

Daily Chinese Zodiac Horoscopes for May 20th

Rabbit

You may find that you are considering dropping or changing one of the charities that you support because there is some kind of hidden problem with the bookkeeping. Some other financial scandal could be reported on the news today that affects your giving habits.

Dragon

If you are looking out for opportunities to make a good impression on your partner, avoid a very tempting opportunity to ingratiate yourself with their parents. You may find that you are able to talk your way out of a bad situation, but only if you are utterly sincere.

Snake

Avoid office arguments at all costs. They will only rise up to bite you in the behind when you least expect it. Winning will not be worth the cost to your peace of mind in the long run. Be careful when commuting or traveling today, people are driving aggressively.

Horse

You need to take a breather from your ambitious schedule at the moment and find a way to schedule a little “playtime”. You may be considering a vacation soon – if so, pick up cancellation insurance, plans are subject to change. You may have to face a detour or two on the way to work.

Sheep

There is a sudden interest in health care or wellness treatments indicated in your chart today. A family member could come to you for help or advice, or vice versa. You will benefit from the wisdom of the older people in your family right now.

Monkey

Don’t be too quick to jump to a friend’s verbal defense today – you may end up falling into the trap called “The Middle”. That’s a place you definitely don’t want to be. Listen and be non-committal. Don’t offer any advice or defenses unless you are clearly invited to jump in.

Rooster

Someone could come to you looking for financial assistance, but you are both going to be much better off if you just offer advice instead. You may have the solution they need, even if it does involve a lot more hard work or responsibility than they would like.

Dog

You strongly want more self-control today, but if you allow a pushy friend to take charge of the agenda, they will go much further. It is your day to be the leader, the boss, to be in charge. That may involve sacrifices or confrontations.

Pig

Your intuition is fluctuating a bit today. You don’t know whether to listen to your head or your heart, and neither one may be correct right now. Don’t be led by anxiety. Keep your thoughts focused on your dreams and goals – on what you want, not what you don’t want.

Rat

friends you have made recently could bring mixed blessings right now. One offers knowledge or skills as a healer, but others are acting a little odd. It could be there has been a misunderstanding based on cultural, spiritual or religious differences.

Ox

What looks like a frustrating encounter with an employer or work-related authority figure could turn into a blessing in disguise. You won’t feel like pushing yourself today and could get taken to task for it. But once things blow over, someone could see that your working conditions needed to change.

Tiger

The faxes are buzzing. The phones are ringing off the hook. The email is rolling in. You may have a hard time keeping up with all the mental chatter you are exposed to now. You have a major case of “information overload”. Go with the flow – don’t try to fight things.

the daily humorscopes for sunday, may 20

the daily humorscopes

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Excellent day to play the William Tell Overture really loud, and leap around flailing your arms. Try not to knock over the lamp.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You will hear a strange flapping sound today. Glancing outside, you will see a precision drill team marching by wearing scuba flippers and waving feather dusters. Avoid eye contact. Stay indoors.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Excellent day to get involved in one or more conspiracies. If you can hold secret meetings in darkened rooms, so much the better!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Everyone you know will wear unmatched socks, today. Actually, it’s stranger than you think — they’ll all members of a pagan cult, and this is Sock Swap Day.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Beware of Doug.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Late in the day today you will notice that people seem to be staring at your nose. Don’t worry. It’s probably nothing.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You will get a postcard from the Forbidden City today, containing some very unsettling news. You won’t realize that, of course, since it will be written in a language you don’t understand.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You need to stop accepting responsibility for your own life. Everything is actually the fault of that darned liberal media, you know. You’d be nearly perfect, or at least much thinner, if it wasn’t for them.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Don’t lose hope! Conditions like yours are painful and embarrassing, but often clear up on their own.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

You need to be a bit more brusque, to cut down on your interruptions. Stay just this side of gruff, however – and make sure you don’t stray into crustiness.

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

A friend will ask you to give her a ride to Main street. You’ll forget where you’re going, though, and drive her to Distraction.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You will attempt to single-handedly bring the “Spaghetti Western” back from obscurity. Your first film will be “A Fistful of Noodles”, in which an aging Clint Eastwood rides into town. This time, however, he will resolve the differences between the Baxters and the Rojos by inviting them all over for a nice pasta dinner.

The Daily Cosmic Calendar for Sunday, May 20

The last week has been filled with many unusual days and a wide variety of powerful alignments. Here is another 24-hour time-span when you need to be on your toes and ready for anything. Healing forces are reinforced as Mercury makes an inspirational, 72-degree contact with Chiron (4:27AM PDT). Additional good news arrives during the monthly Moon-Jupiter union in Taurus (5:36AM PDT). Optimistic vibes are dominant, but this lunar conjunction with the largest planet in the solar system also begins a void uncertainty zone that lasts until 4:06PM PDT. It is during the void time-period that the Sun shifts from earthy Taurus to airy Gemini (8:17AM PDT) while Uranus shocks Mercury via a tense, 45-degree link (3:06PM PDT). Even though the Moon leaves void status at 4:06PM PDT, the New Moon at 1 degree Gemini doesn’t take place until 4:48PM PDT. Then six minutes later, the exact moment of the Annular Solar Eclipse reaches its culmination. This kind of eclipse indicates that a narrow ring of sunlight is visible beyond the dark circle of the Moon because the lunar orb is too close to Earth to fully block out all sunlight. Nevertheless, this eclipse can be as potent and meaningful as a total one. Southern China, Japan, the Northern Pacific Ocean and Western America (mainly Northern California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico and Western Texas) are in the pathway of this solar-lunar rendezvous. Eclipses were often feared by our ancestors because they didn’t understand the science, math and stellar geometry behind such occurrences. It is best to see today’s event as a super-duper New Moon – where you are being galvanized to take several leaps forward in your main areas of expertise as well as in favorite hobbies. Vesta in a flowing trine of 120-degrees to Pluto (9:15PM PDT) is an extra signal from our cosmic brothers and sisters that you can make a lot of progress in the business and investment realms if you are determined, disciplined and use common sense.

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