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Laugh-A-Day for Nov. 25th: Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination

Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination

  1. Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
  2. Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.
  3. Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.
  4. When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.
  5. Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.
  6. What you thought was “heat” is actually a four-legged goose step.
  7. Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.
  8. Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals “tattoo” to be blueprint of the UN Building.
  9. Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.
  10. Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out “Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head.”
  11. Then — dead mice in the kitchen. Now — dead third world dictators in the basement.
  12. Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of “land mine” technology.
  13. Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.
  14. Has recently been acting somewhat… aloof.
  15. What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
  16. Somehow, you’re now subscribed to “Pussy of Fortune” magazine.

    Turok’s Cabana

Special Kitties of the Day for March 21

Mr. Tinkles, Garfield, the Cat of the Day
Name: Mr. Tinkles, Garfield
 Age: One and a half years old
Gender: Male
 Kind: Persian, Exotic short hair
Home: Burbank, California, USA
Ihave two beautiful kittens. Well, not kittens anymore, but for me they are! Here are some of their pictures and I hope you enjoy. They are one and a half years old brothers from the same littler. One is a completely white from head to tail, and the other one is an Orange persian. Garfield is the Orange and Mr. Tinkles (who got his name from the movie “Cats and Dogs”) is white.

Even though they are brothers, the sure have different personalities. Garfield is more outgoing and more friendly! More a people’s cat and according to himself the king! of the house.

The other one is more shy and not so much a people’s cat. Only with my partner is he not shy. Both cats are sweet boys and we just love them to death.

Mr. Tinkles, the white cat, is shy with other people except with us. He’s a sweet loving cat and loves to play with stick that has a feather. He always tries to take it with him and hide it. He also loves playing with the sheets and he has a weird way of drinking water. He likes to lay on the floor and drink it while kicking the water container. He loves to pay with his brother Garfield and he loves to sleep during the day in my underwear drawer. He is a big jumper and can jump really high if he wants too.

Garfield is the orange one, and is more energetic, extremely playful and he thinks he is the king of the house. He loves to run around the house with his brother. He loves getting pampered and loves getting into closets and boxes. He’s a loving cat and every time I get home. he’s waiting for me. He also loves to pose for pictures and he knows it when people take pictures of him. He loves to play with the stick and the feather thing, they both goes nuts over that.

As you see even though they are brothers, they sure have different personalities but one thing is certain. They love each other and I don’t think they can ever be apart from each other and US!

These Critters Are Just Tooo Cute Today, Check out Today’s Special Kitty!

Garfield, the Cat of the Day
Name: Garfield
 Age: One year old
Gender: Male
 Kind: Scottish Fold
Home: Provo, Utah, USA
My kitten, Garfield is special in many, many ways. First of all, he came from a litter of Scottish Folds that my daughters mama cat had in April of this year. He came to live with us when he was about eight weeks old. From the very beginning I knew he would be a handful! He’s very curious and wants to be involved in everything. He’s definitely a people cat. He lovesto play and he will play for hours. He has this one thing that he does that is so darn funny when he’s playing he will jump on his hind legs and spread his front legs out as if he was doing ‘karate’… The karate kitty! lolGarfield has a very precious personality, as well. He likes to snuggle (usually when he’s tired and worn out from playing). He will put his little face into my face or my husbands face and gently ‘head butt’ while purring. He gives us butterfly kisses with his nose and all we have to say to him is “Garf, give me a kiss” and he will! He’s so cute and we love him so much.

One day he learned a new little game that he’s now wanting to play quite often. It’s where he puts his paws and his head between the staircase rails and patiently waits for one of us to walk up the stairs. Once we get close to the top where he’s waiting he will begin to bat our heads! It’s hilarious! He can also entertain himself for long periods of time with a bottle cap, hair tie, M&M wrappers, pretty much anything is appealing to him!

One other thing that he does that is somewhat unusual and I’ve never had any other of my cats do this is that when he’s eating his dry kitty chow he will gather up a few pieces in his mouth then he will jump over to my bed and spit them out, go back over to his dish and continue to do the same thing until he has a small little stash on my bed! No clue why he does this but it’s cute to watch him do it.