Beltane Bannocks – Scottish Oatcakes

Beltane Bannocks – Scottish Oatcakes

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In parts of Scotland, the Beltane bannock is a popular custom. It’s said that if you eat one on Beltane morning, you’ll be guaranteed abundance for your crops and livestock. Traditionally, the bannock is made with animal fat (such as bacon grease), and it is placed in a pile of embers, on top of a stone, to cook in the fire. Once it’s blackened on both sides, it can be removed, and eaten with a blend of eggs and milk. This recipe doesn’t require you to build a fire, and you can use butter instead of fat.

 

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 15 minutes

Total Time: 35 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 1 1/2 C oatmeal
  • 1/8 tsp. salt
  • 1/4 tsp. baking soda
  • 1 Tbs. butter
  • 1/2 cup hot water

Preparation:

Combine oatmeal, salt and baking soda in a bowl. Melt the butter, and drizzle it over the oats. Add the water, and stir the mix until it forms a stiff dough. Turn the dough out on a sheet of wax paper and knead thoroughly.

Separate the dough into two equal portions, and roll each one into a ball. Use a rolling pin to make a flat pancake that is about ¼” thick. Cook your oatcakes on a griddle over medium heat until they are golden brown. Cut each round into quarters to serve.

Traditionally, the Beltane bannock would have been made with meat fat, such as bacon grease, instead of butter. You can use this if you prefer.

 

Make Some for Fertility Bread for Beltane

Fertility Bread

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Fertility Bread

 

Breads seem to be one of the staple foods of Pagan and Wiccan rituals. If you can tie your break baking into the theme of the Beltane Sabbat, even better. In this recipe, use an uncooked loaf of bread (available in the refrigerated section of your grocery) and turn it into a phallus.

To make your fertility bread, you’ll need the following:

  • 1 loaf refrigerated bread dough
  • Melted butter

The phallus bread, naturally, represents the male. He is the horned god, the lord of the forest, the Oak King, Pan. To make the phallus, use one of your refrigerated tubes of dough. Cut the dough into three pieces – a long piece, and two smaller, rounder pieces. The longest piece is, of course, the shaft of the phallus. Use the two small pieces to form the testes, and place them at the bottom of the shaft. Use your imagination to shape the shaft into a penis-like shape.

Once you’ve shaped your bread, allow it to rise in a warm place for an hour or two. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes or until golden brown. When it comes out of the oven, brush with a glaze of melted butter. Use in ritual or for other parts of your Beltane celebrations.

Admittedly, the one in the photo is a bit… thick, but hey, use your imagination!

Make A Green Man Cake for Beltane

Green Man Cake

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The Green Man is an archetype often represented at Beltane. He is the spirit of the forest, the lusty fertility god of the woodlands. He is Puck, Jack in the Green, Robin of the Woods. For your Beltane celebrations, why not put together a cake honoring him? This spice cake is easy to bake, and uses a delicious cream cheese frosting and rolled fondant to create the image of the Green Man himself. This recipe makes either one 9 x 13″ sheet cake, or 2 8-inch rounds.

Prep Time: 45 minutes

Cook Time: 45 minutes

Total Time: 1 hour, 30 minutes

Ingredients:

  • 2 1/2 C all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 C cornstarch
  • 4 tsp baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1 tsp ground cloves
  • 1 C milk
  • 3 eggs
  • 2 tsp pure vanilla extract
  • 1/2 tsp rum-flavored extract
  • 1 C butter, softened (don’t use margarine)
  • 2 C firmly packed brown sugar
  • 2 packages cream cheese, softened
  • 1/2 C butter, softened
  • 2 C confectioner’s sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 1 package white fondant
  • Green food coloring
  • Leaf-shaped cutters

Preparation:

Preheat oven to 350, and lightly grease and flour your cake pan. Mix all dry ingredients together in a large bowl and blend well. In another bowl, combine milk, eggs, vanilla and rum extracts together.

Add the softened butter to the flour mixture, and beat until it forms a clumpy sort of dough. Gradually add the liquid mixture in, blending it a little at a time until all the milk mixture has been combined with the flour mixture. Beat until completely smooth, and then add the brown sugar. Mix for another thirty seconds or so. Scoop batter into the pan and spread evenly.

Bake for 45 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Allow to cool completely before removing from pan. Once you have it out of the pan, you can begin frosting the cake.

To make the cream cheese frosting, combine the cream cheese and the butter in a bowl, mixing well. Add the vanilla extract. Finally, stir in the confectioner’s sugar and blend it in. Spread this evenly over the cake, and allow it to sit for an hour or so to firm up.

To make the Green Man himself, you’ll need green fondant. If you’ve never worked with fondant before, it can be a little tricky, but with some practice you’ll be able to use it easily. Roll out the fondant and knead it into a ball. Add the green food coloring in very small amounts and blend it in, until you’ve got the shade of green you want.

Roll the fondant out until it’s about 1/8″ thick. Use the leaf-shaped cookie cutters to cut out different sized leaves. Score lines on them, to look live leafy veins. Place them on top of the frosted cake and press in place, layering them to form a Green Man. Roll two small pieces into balls, flatten them down, and put them in to create eyeballs in amongst the leaves. Reminder – fondant tends to dry quickly once it’s rolled out, so only cut off small pieces. The cake in the photo was made using a block of fondant about the size of a package of cream cheese.

Tip: if you’re in a hurry, or you’re not much of a baker, you can use any boxed spice cake mix.

 

Fertility Deities of Beltane

Fertility Deities of Beltane

Learn About Beltane’s Fertility Gods and Goddesses

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Beltane is a time of great fertility — for the earth itself, for animals, and of course for people as well. This season has been celebrated by cultures going back thousands of years, in a variety of ways, but nearly all shared the fertility aspect. Typically, this is a Sabbat to celebrate gods of the hunt or of the forest, and goddesses of passion and motherhood, as well as agricultural deities. Here are a list of gods and goddesses that can be honored as part of your tradition’s Beltane rituals.

  • Artemis (Greek): The moon goddess Artemis was associated with the hunt, and was seen as a goddess of forests and hillsides. This pastoral connection made her a part of spring celebrations in later periods.

 

  • Bes (Egyptian): Worshiped in later dynasties, Bes was a household protection god, and watched over mothers and young children. He and his wife, Beset, were paired up in rituals to cure problems with infertility.

 

  • Bacchus (Roman): Considered the equivalent of Greek god Dionysus, Bacchus was the party god — grapes, wine, and general debauchery were his domain. In March each year, Roman women could attend secret ceremonies called the bacchanalia, and he is associated with sexual free-for-alls and fertility.

 

  • Cernunnos (Celtic): Cernunnos is a horned god found in Celtic mythology. He is connected with male animals, particularly the stag in rut, and this has led him to be associated with fertility and vegetation. Depictions of Cernunnos are found in many parts of the British Isles and western Europe. He is often portrayed with a beard and wild, shaggy hair — he is, after all, the lord of the forest.

 

  • Flora (Roman): This goddess of spring and flowers had her own festival, Floralia, which was celebrated every year between April 28 to May 3. Romans dressed in bright robes and floral wreaths, and attended theater performances and outdoor shows. Offerings of milk and honey were made to the goddess.

 

  • Hera (Greek): This goddess of marriage was the equivalent of the Roman Juno, and took it upon herself to bestow good tidings to new brides. A maiden about to marry could make offerings to Hera, in the hopes that she would bless the marriage with fertility. In her earliest forms, she appears to have been a nature goddess, who presides over wildlife and nurses the young animals which she holds in her arms.

 

  • Kokopelli (Hopi): This flute-playing, dancing spring god carries unborn children upon his own back, and then passes them out to fertile women. In the Hopi culture, he is part of rites that relate to marriage and childbearing, as well as the reproductive abilities of animals. Often portrayed with rams and stags, symbolic of his fertility, Kokopelli occasionally is seen with his consort, Kokopelmana.

 

  • Pan (Greek): This agricultural god watched over shepherds and their flocks. He was a rustic sort of god, spending lots of time roaming the woods and pastures, hunting and playing music on his flute. Pan is typically portrayed as having the hindquarters and horns of a goat, similar to a faun. Because of his connection to fields and the forest, he is often honored as a spring fertility god
  • Priapus (Greek): This fairly minor rural god has one giant claim to fame — his permanently erect and enormous phallus. The son of Aphrodite by Dionysus (or possibly Zeus, depending on the source), Priapus was mostly worshiped in homes rather than in an organized cult. Despite his constant lust, most stories portray him as sexually frustrated, or even impotent. However, in agricultural areas he was still regarded as a god of fertility, and at one point he was considered a protective god, who threatened sexual violence against anyone — male or female — who transgressed the boundaries he guarded.

 

  • Sheela-na-Gig (Celtic): Although the Sheela-na-Gig is technically the name applied to the carvings of women with exaggerated vulvas that have been found in Ireland and England, there’s a theory that the carvings are representative of a lost pre-Christian goddess. Typically, the Sheela-na-Gig adorns buildings in areas of Ireland that were part of the Anglo-Norman conquests in the 12th century. She is shown as a homely woman with a giant yoni, which is spread wide to accept the seed of the male. Folkloric evidence indicates that the figures are theory that the figures were part of a fertility rite, similar to “birthing stones”, which were used to bring on conception.

 

  • Xochiquetzal (Aztec): This fertility goddess was associated with spring, and represented not only flowers but the fruits of life and abundance. She was also the patron goddess of prostitutes and craftsmen

Make a May Day Cone Basket

Make a May Day Cone Basket

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In some rural societies, May Day flower baskets were a perfect way to send a message to someone you cared for, especially at Beltane. In the Victorian era, it became popular to send people messages told in the language of flowers. There was a fairly standard list, so if you received a bouquet of lemon blossoms, for example, you’d know that someone was promising you fidelity and faithfulness in their love for you.

You can make this basket and fill it with the flower that sends the message you want to send along. Hang it on the door of someone special!

You’ll need the following supplies:

  • Heavy-duty paper
  • Scissors and glue (or tape)
  • Flowers of your choice

Cut a large circle out of heavy-duty paper. The best kind of paper for this project is actually the 12×12″ scrapbooking paper — it doesn’t tear easily, and it comes in an apparently endless variety of designs. To cut the circle, place a large dinner plate on the paper and trace it, and then cut it out.

Cut a wedge-shape out of the circle. Imagine the circle is a pizza with six slices, and remove one of those slices.

In addition to the circle, you’ll need a strip about 12″ long by an inch wide.

Roll the circle (minus the wedge-piece) up so that it forms a cone shape. Tape or glue the edges in place.

Attach the strip to the open end of the cone, to make a handle.

Finally, fill the basket with flowers. You may also want to add ribbon, raffia, magical herb cuttings, or some Spanish moss to jazz it up a little. Hang the basket over the doorknob of someone special, so that when they open their door, they’ll find your gift!

 

Beltane Fire Incense

Beltane Fire Incense

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At Beltane, spring is beginning to get seriously underway. Gardens are being planted, sprouts are beginning to appear, and the earth is returning to life once again. This time of year is associated with fertility, thanks to the greening of the land, and with fire. A few fire-associated herbs can be blended together to make the perfect Beltane incense. Use it during rituals and ceremonies, or burn it for workings related to fertility and growth.

Fresh herbs will likely be too young to harvest right now, which is why it’s a good idea to keep a supply on hand from the previous year. However, if you do have a fresh plant you wish to dry out, you can do this by placing it on a tray in your oven at low heat for an hour or two. If you have a home dehydrator, these work just as well.

This recipe is for loose incense, but you can adapt it for stick or cone recipes.  As you mix and blend your incense, focus on the goal of your work.

You’ll need:

  • 2 parts Mugwort
  • 1 part dried daffodil petals
  • 1 part Basil
  • 1 part Hawthorn berries
  • 1 part Patchouli
  • 1 part Cinnamon
  • 1/2 part Dragon’s Blood resin

Add your ingredients to your mixing bowl one at a time. Measure carefully, and if the leaves or blossoms need to be crushed, use your mortar and pestle to do so. As you blend the herbs together, state your intent. You may find it helpful to charge your incense with an incantation, such as:

Fire blend and fire light,
I celebrate Beltane this warm spring night.
This is the time of most fertile earth,
the greening of the land, and new rebirth.
Fire and passion and labor’s toil,
life grows anew out of the soil.
By Beltane’s flames, br
ing fertility to me,
As I will, so it shall be.

Store your incense in a tightly sealed jar. Make sure you label it with its intent and name, as well as the date you created it. Use within three months, so that it remains charged and fresh.

Altar Maypole Centerpiece – Make a Beltane Maypole for Your Altar

Altar Maypole Centerpiece – Make a Beltane Maypole for Your Altar

By Patti Wigington, About.com

 

Altar Maypole Centerpiece

 

For many people, a Maypole Dance is the best way ever to celebrate the fertility holiday of Beltane… but let’s face it, you may not have the ability to do that. Not everyone can stick a 20-foot pole in their yard, or you may not even know enough other Pagans (or Pagan-friendly non-Pagans) to have a Maypole Dance in the first place. If that’s the case, there’s a much smaller alternative. You can easily make a Maypole to put on your Beltane altar.

For this simple craft project, you’ll need the following:

  • A 1″ thick dowel rod, about a foot long
  • A wooden circle, about 4″ in diameter
  • Pieces of ribbon in various colors, about 2 feet long each
  • A hot glue gun

Use the hot glue gun to attach the dowel rod to the center of the wooden circle. Once the glue has dried, you can stain or paint the wood if you choose. Attach the center of each ribbon to the top of the dowel rod, as shown in in the photo.

Use the Maypole as a centerpiece on your altar. You can braid the ribbons as a meditation tool, or include it in ritual. Optional: add a small floral crown around the bottom to represent the feminine fertility of the Sabbat, as shown in the photo.

What is the Beltane Hobby Horse?

What is the Beltane Hobby Horse?

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Beltane is a time of lust and sex and fertility, and few symbols are as representative of this as the hobby horse. In England, the hobby horse tradition goes back to the island’s early Pagan roots, as the hobby horse welcomes in the fertility season.
Although the specific origins of the hobby horse rituals aren’t known for sure, imagine, if you will, early farmers going out to do their spring planting in the fields. Now, picture the phallic symbolism of the Maypole, around which all the villagers will be dancing on Beltane. Sticks and poles are about as phallic as it gets, so it’s not a stretch to visualize people riding about with a pole between their legs as the fields are sown. Today, the hobby horse has lost much of its fertility symbolism, and is best known as a child’s toy – a pole with a horse’s head on one end, which is used for galloping around the house.

Even to this day there are hobby horse celebrations all over England, and one of the best known is in Padstow, Cornwall. In Padstow, it’s actually called the ‘Obby ‘Oss (try saying it with a Cornish accent, and it makes sense). Residents escort either a red or a blue hobby horse around the town, singing songs and generally having a good time to welcome in the spring. These two rival horses are made over a large open framework and include a fairly scary mask.

In A Day in the Life: One Family, the Beautiful People, and the End of the Sixties, author Robert Greenfield describes a scene from the Padstow festival, which hearkens back to the lustier, earthier origins of the celebration. He says, “The man playing the hobby horse is led through the streets of Padstow … On its route, the hobby horse often stops to drag women under its dark costume in a graphic attempt to portray a fertility rite. It used to be said that if you were caught beneath the veil you would be pregnant within the year.”

England, interestingly enough, doesn’t have a monopoly on the hobby horse tradition, although we often think of it as a specifically British Pagan custom. Julie Scott Meisami describes in her Encyclopedia of Arabic Literature a similar tradition in Persia. The kurraj, or hobby horse, appears during celebrations of No Ruz, and goes about splashing water at people and pounding on doors. She says, “In ancient Persia and Central Asia, the hobby horse was used in … Shamanic rites as well as in seasonal fertility rites, to help establish contact with spirits. In Islam, hobby horse performances, accompanied by music and dancing, were either for the sake of inducing a delirious and ecstatic state, or for celebrating feasts, combats, and military exercise.”

Planning a Beltane celebration? Why not incorporate hobby horses into your ritual? Put together a hobby horse costume – and this can be as simple as a mask, a mane, and a pair of ears – and let the horse chase a designated lady around the Maypole. Depending on who’s attending your event, you could take it a step further, and add phallic symbols to the costume. Let your imagination run wild, and welcome in the fertility season of Beltane with a hobby horse of your own.

How To Celebrate Beltane with a Maypole Dance

How To Celebrate Beltane with a Maypole Dance

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The Maypole is one of the traditional symbols of Beltane, and let’s not kid ourselves about its purpose: it’s a giant phallus.

Because Beltane festivities usually kicked off the night before with a big bonfire, the Maypole celebration usually took place shortly after sunrise the next morning. This was when couples (and probably more than a few surprised triads) came staggering in from the fields, clothes in disarray and straw in their hair after a night of bonfire-inspired lustiness.

Difficulty: Average
Time Required: Varied

Here’s How:

  1. The pole was erected on the village green or common, or even a handy field — thrust into the ground either permanently or on a temporary basis — and brightly colored ribbons attached to it. Young people came and danced around the pole, each holding the end of a ribbon. As they wove in and out, men going one way and women the other, it created a sleeve of sorts — the enveloping womb of the earth — around the pole. By the time they were done, the Maypole was nearly invisible beneath a sheath of ribbons.
  2. To set up your own Maypole dance, here’s what you’ll need:
    • A pole anywhere from 15 to 20 feet long, preferably made of wood
    • Guests who like to have fun

    Dig a hole in advance, a few feet deep. You don’t want your friends to wait while you hunt for a shovel. The hole should be at least three feet deep, to keep the pole from flopping over during the ceremony.

  3. Ask each participant to bring their own ribbon — it should be about 20 feet long, by two to three inches wide. Once everyone arrives, attach the ribbons to one end of the pole (if you put a metal eyelet screw in the pole beforehand, it makes it a lot easier — you can just tie each ribbon to the eyelet). Have extra ribbons on hand, because inevitably someone will have forgotten theirs.
  4. Once the ribbons are attached, raise the pole until it is vertical, and slide it into the hole. Be sure to make lots of bawdy jokes here. Pack dirt in around the base of the pole so it won’t shift or fall during the dance.
  5. If you don’t have an equal number of male and female guests, don’t worry. Just have everyone count off by twos. People who are “1” will go in a clockwise direction, people who are “2” go counterclockwise. Hold your ribbons in the hand that is closest to the pole, your inside hand. As you move in the circle, pass people by on first the left, and then the right, then the left again. If you’re passing them on the outside, hold your ribbon up so they pass under it. You might want to do a practice round beforehand. Keep going until everyone runs out of ribbon, and then knot all the ribbons at the bottom.
  6. One thing that’s always welcome at a Maypole Dance is music. There are a number of CDs available, but there are some bands whose music have a May theme to them. Look for the phrase “Morris music” or traditional pipe and drum tunes. Of course, the best thing of all is to have live music, so if you have friends who are willing to share their skill and sit out the dance, ask them to provide some musical entertainment for you.

Tips:

  1. If you’re doing a kids’ Maypole, it’s probably easier just to have them all go in one direction with their ribbons. It doesn’t look quite as fancy when it’s done, but it’s still pretty.
  2. You may want to have a crown of flowers attached as well — put that at the top once all the ribbons are in place, but before you raise the pole.

What You Need

  • A pole
  • Lots of ribbon
  • Friends who like to have a good time

Beltane History – Celebrating May Day

Beltane History – Celebrating May Day

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The Fires of Tara:

Beltane kicks off the merry month of May, and has a long history. This fire festival is celebrated on May 1 with bonfires, Maypoles, dancing, and lots of good old fashioned sexual energy. The Celts honored the fertility of the gods with gifts and offerings, sometimes including animal or human sacrifice. Cattle were driven through the smoke of the balefires, and blessed with health and fertility for the coming year. In Ireland, the fires of Tara were the first ones lit every year at Beltane, and all other fires were lit with a flame from Tara.

Roman Influences:

The Romans, always known for celebrating holidays in a big way, spent the first day of May paying tribute to their Lares, the gods of their household. They also celebrated the Floralia, or festival of flowers, which consisted of three days of unbridled sexual activity. Participants wore flowers in their hair (much like May Day celebrants later on), and there were plays, songs, and dances. At the end of the festivities, animals were set loose inside the Circus Maximus, and beans were scattered around to ensure fertility. The fire festival of Bona Dea was also celebrated on May 2nd.

A Pagan Martyr:

May 6 is the day of Eyvind Kelve in Norse celebrations. Eyvind Kelve was a pagan martyr who was tortured and drowned on the orders of King Olaf Tryggvason for refusing to give up his pagan beliefs. A week later, Norwegians celebrate the Festival of the Midnight Sun, which pays tribute to the Norse sun goddess. This festival marks the beginning of ten straight weeks without darkness.

The Greeks and Plynteria:

Also in May, the Greeks celebrated the Plynteria in honor of Athena, the goddess of wisdom and battle, and the patroness of the city of Athens (which was named after her). The Plynteria includes the ritual cleansing of Athena’s statue, along with feasting and prayers in the Parthenon. On the 24th, homage is paid to the Greek moon-goddess Artemis (goddess of the hunt and of wild animals). Artemis is a lunar goddess, equivalent to the Roman moon-goddess Diana – she is also identified with Luna, and Hecate.

The Green Man Emerges:

A number of pre-Christian figures are associated with the month of May, and subsequently Beltane. The entity known as the Green Man, strongly related to Cernunnos, is often found in the legends and lore of the British Isles, and is a masculine face covered in leaves and shrubbery. In some parts of England, a Green Man is carried through town in a wicker cage as the townsfolk welcome the beginning of summer. Impressions of the Green Man’s face can be found in the ornamentation of many of Europe’s older cathedrals, despite edicts from local bishops forbidding stonemasons from including such pagan imagery.

Jack-in-the-Green:

A related character is Jack-in-the-Green, a spirit of the greenwood. References to Jack appear in British literature back as far as the late sixteenth century. Sir James Frazer associates the figure with mummers and the celebration of the life force of trees. Jack-in-the-Green was seen even in the Victorian era, when he was associated with soot-faced chimney sweeps. At this time, Jack was framed in a structure of wicker and covered with leaves, and surrounded by Morris dancers. Some scholars suggest that Jack may have been a ancestor to the legend of Robin Hood.

Ancient Symbols, Modern Rites:

Today’s Pagans and Wiccans celebrate Beltane much like their ancestors did. A Beltane ritual usually involves lots of fertility symbols, including the obviously-phallic Maypole dance. The Maypole is a tall pole decorated with flowers and hanging ribbons, which are woven into intricate pattern by a group of dancers. Weaving in and out, the ribbons are eventually knotted together by the time the dancers reach the end.

In some Wiccan traditions, Beltane is a day in which the May Queen and the Queen of Winter battle one another for supremacy. In this rite, borrowed from practices on the Isle of Man, each queen has a band of supporters. On the morning of May 1, the two companies battle it out, ultimately trying to win victory for their queen. If the May Queen is captured by her enemies, she must be ransomed before her followers can get her back.

There are some who believe Beltane is a time for the faeries — the appearance of flowers around this time of year heralds the beginning of summer and shows us that the fae are hard at work. In early folklore, to enter the realm of faeries is a dangerous step — and yet the more helpful deeds of the fae should always be acknowledged and appreciated. If you believe in faeries, Beltane is a good time to leave out food and other treats for them in your garden or yard.

For many contemporary Pagans, Beltane is a time for planting and sowing of seeds — again, the fertility theme appears. The buds and flowers of early May bring to mind the endless cycle of birth, growth, death and rebirth that we see in the earth. Certain trees are associated with May Day, such as the Ash, Oak and Hawthorn. In Norse legend, the god Odin hung from an Ash tree for nine days, and it later became known as the World Tree, Yggdrasil.

If you’ve been wanting to bring abundance and fertility of any sort into your life — whether you’re looking to concieve a child, enjoy fruitfulness in your career or creative endeavors, or just see your garden bloom — Beltane is the perfect time for magical workings related to any type of prosperity.

 

 

I am sorry, my dears

I must apologize for today. I am very sorry everything has been so screwed up. The morning started out like crap, seriously. I checked my bank account and found I had been debited for $29.95. I called the bank, found out it was from a credit card company. Funny thing is, I never heard of the company and I don’t do credit cards. I called the company and asked them how this happened. The response I got was, “I don’t know!” Gee, lot of help there. But they are refunding my money and closing out the account that I never opened to start with. Got that taken care, thought every thing would be lovely from there and I could enjoy Beltane. Ah, but it gets better…..

 

The next thing I know the phone rings. The person on the other end I could hardly understand (I did make out he wanted to talk to my husband). He was very rude and demanding about the whole situation. He pissed me off and I asked him what the hell did he want my hubby for? He told me that if my husband did not come to the phone immediately, they were going to have him arrested. I said, “WHAT?” Supposedly they had contacted the local sheriff and he was suppose to be on his way to our house. When he got here he was going to serve a subpoena on my husband and then arrest him. I asked for what, what the hell is going on? Good Grief! He told me for what, then needless to say I had several choice words for him. I guess he got tired of listening to me call him everything in the book and he hung up. When he hung up, I got the number off my caller ID and I googled it. Come to find out it is a scam coming out of Fargo, North Dakota. It even tells you that on the website the number appears on. Lots of complaints, people being taken to the cleaners and I don’t know what all. We did report it to the sheriff’s office because they had been calling here so much I finally got fed up and answered the phone. So got all that straightened out and thought I could breathe a minute. Wrong?

 

Next the lawn service shows up. I didn’t call them, they just showed up. That pissed me off. I was waiting for an important phone call. They were weed eating right outside the window, mowing and you could hear crap. I finally went out there and told them to get around front. I came in, cooled off and I got the phone call I was waiting on. I am not going to go into much detail because I don’t want to jinx anything. If what I have been involved in for the last couple of weeks, goes through, we will all be happy as pigs in slop, lol! We will finally be able to tell the truth about our Religion to the whole world, hopefully. Keep your fingers crossed that it does go through. I actually feel good about this because I believe this is the Goddess’ will at work. If everything goes the way I hope, then I will tell you the entire details.

 

So that has been my day so far, I apologize again. There might be days in the future just like this one (hopefully no one wanting to arrest anyone around here though). I ask that you please bear with me and I guarantee you I am working to further our Religion along.

Now let’s just forget the divination and hope right into Beltane. What’cha say?

Love ya to pieces,

Lady A

 

Your Ancient Symbol Card for May 1st is The Dove

Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today

The Dove

Throughout history the Dove has symbolized peace and innocence in nearly all cultures. Dove’s soft cooing and gentle nature bring a calmness to any situation. The Dove appears where peace has been attained or there is a need to bring events to a peaceful ending. It denotes a time to let lose of grievances and settle conflicts in a way that benefits all parties equally.

As a daily card, Dove suggests the need to put an end to conflict in your present life. The conflict may be yours or may be that of people close to you. Regardless of the parties involved, you have been called upon to bring the discord to an impartial end.

Your Personal Daily Tarot Card for May 1st is The Tower

Your Personal Daily Tarot Card

 

The Tower

The Tower is perfect card for the revolutionary or iconoclast or anyone who flourishes in rapidly changing environments. What The Tower brings to the mix is sudden, usually unexpected change. With that change there will be a period of disorder, and there may be loss. However, the loss is probably not yours, since you may well be the agent that created the change to begin with. Many positive things can occur from the change The Tower indicates: Truths will be laid bare, revelations and breakthroughs are not just possible but likely, and nothing spurs creativity like a good dose of chaos and confusion. In the end it is likely that what replaces what was lost in the fall of The Tower will be worth the loss.

Get A Jump On Tomorrow, Your Horoscopes for Friday, May 2nd

Although we wish we could explore all the choices in front of us now, our resources are limited. Meanwhile, the curious Gemini Moon distracts us with one thing after another. Additionally, we are drawn to new experiences that might bring pleasure as sweet Venus enters pioneering Aries this evening. However, we are more likely to act cautiously than behave impulsively while cerebral Mercury is restricted by its tense opposition to stern Saturn.

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may have sent a clear message to your coworkers if you recently stood up for your values. However, you can’t rest on your laurels now; you must solidify what you already started. Although you might want to change directions, it’s not wise yet to let others in on your plans. Instead of saying what’s on your mind, it’s less complicated if you withhold your intentions until you’re certain about your new path. Make the most of your power by conserving it until you are fully ready to take action.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

You probably feel as if you’re running into walls every which way you turn today because your current approach doesn’t seem to be quite good enough. Your friends might not be very supportive of your new plans now that chatty Mercury opposes naysaying Saturn in your 7th House of Others. Don’t try to talk your way around the resistance. Instead, step back and take time to further develop your ideas before trying again. Patience and persistence make for a winning combination.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

Uncharacteristically, you might say yes to a social invitation out of a sense of obligation today, rather than from your desire to connect with others. However, your participation won’t be worth it if you are only stepping through the motions. Don’t let anyone push you into an extracurricular activity now unless you truly want to do it. Say no politely; everyone needs time to themselves now and then to replenish their spirits. There’s no reason to apologize for taking care of your heart.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

It could be annoying if someone arrives at your doorstep today with an opportunity that appears too good to be true — because it probably is. Unfortunately, progress on any project is painstakingly slow now and nothing much will happen unless you decide to put in the extra time and energy. However, your efforts are thwarted as messenger Mercury forms an opposition with authoritative Saturn. Drag potential problems out into the open before they turn things sour, so they can be handled once and for all. Clearing the air might be a cathartic process for everyone.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Although you are fully capable of taking the initiative when given the chance, caution sets in now as you attempt to reestablish balance in your life. Nevertheless, you can impress others with a stellar show today. But shortcuts won’t be rewarded; it’s crucial to start at the beginning and perform each step in the correct order. Don’t waste energy stressing about deadlines since everything is likely to take longer than you expect anyway. Time is an illusion but your authenticity endures.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might experience a setback today if your current plans are overly ambitious. But don’t let your disappointment stop you from accomplishing something very real. You may need a quick refresher course in how to maintain a healthy level of confidence so you can improve your attitude. Reevaluate the practicality of your goals and if they stand up to your rigorous analysis, don’t shy away from putting in some long hours of hard work to achieve them. Success doesn’t come easily, but it’s worth the effort if you really want to make a difference.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

It seems nearly impossible to circumvent authority now, so you must deal with control issues whether you like it or not. Unfortunately, you don’t appreciate being told no or having other people delay your progress. Your diplomatic charm won’t get you past the current resistance. However, engaging in an honest dialogue can set the stage for healthy compromise and a more harmonious working environment.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Relationships are hard enough on their own, yet an intense interaction with a friend or partner could make the dynamics even more complicated today. You may be vying for control now that you’re aware of the specific differences of opinion. Nevertheless, it’s not a good idea to push for resolution right away because this might lead to an emotional meltdown. Simply be as clear as possible when communicating your position and then let it go. You can still keep your heart open even if you move on.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You’re a natural philosopher and are eager to discuss a complex situation at work today as long as you can maintain a bit of emotional detachment. But don’t try to convince anyone of your moral superiority or you could alienate someone you would rather have as an ally. Think twice before heading toward the most intense topic possible. Instead, allow the discussion to meander without trying to manipulate the outcome. Surprisingly, you just might find yourself arriving at your destination sooner than you expect.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You bristle at the thought of someone impeding your progress and yet you might have to acquiesce to an authority who successfully wrestles the controls away from you today. You may be tempted to fight back, but it’s futile to pretend to be more informed than you actually are. Unfortunately, this kind of defensive maneuver will likely create more trouble than it’s worth. Save time for everyone involved by being completely honest from the start. It’s more productive to collaborate now than to waste energy in needless competition.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may experience unexpected panic now because you realize that time is running out and you still have lots of loose ends to tie up. Unfortunately, some things might just have to be left undone. Reset your priorities early in the day so you can stick to your plan since changing your schedule isn’t something you like to do under pressure. Don’t fight against the current circumstances; be willing to let go of your earlier expectations and move on. Adaptability is your secret weapon today.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your conservative response to financial struggles might be the most sensible approach in the moment, but it probably isn’t the best long-term solution. Tightening your belt may be necessary now because you can’t spend what you don’t have. But the problem is more complex and would benefit from a strategic attack on multiple levels. Fiscal responsibility combined with your own personal version of a stimulus package could help turn things around. Investing some money in your future can be just as important as saving it in the present.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, May 1st

Although we can quickly adapt to new situations today, we’re not very patient when waiting for someone else. The inquisitive Gemini Moon stimulates our curiosity and encourages us to seek answers to our most pressing questions. However, we’re annoyed as impulsive Mars is fired up by the radiant Sun, prompting us to express our anger without considering the consequences. We can inadvertently instigate trouble with a quick wit and a sharp tongue.

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Bouncing from one thought to the next is fun today, but it’s tough to complete anything that you start. Every idea that pops into your mind warrants serious attention until the next one pulls you in a different direction. Although you may not be able to eliminate the distractions now, you can modify your responses. Thankfully, if you stay aware of your tendency to wander, you could turn the day into a productive one as long as you keep bringing yourself back to your center.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

Someone expects you to do something that just doesn’t make sense to you now, and it’s challenging to respond favorably to their requests. You often have deep energy reserves to draw upon when you have your mind set on a specific goal. But you tire easily today, especially if you secretly believe you’re wasting time. Don’t hide your true feelings; bringing your uncertainty out into the open is awkward at first, but makes everyone feel better in the long run.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

Your dual nature is quickly apparent today as your enthusiasm fluctuates throughout the day. Although you might be comfortable with your ongoing mood swings now, others could have a harder time understanding why you are hot one moment and cold the next. Address their concerns preemptively by simply letting them know that you’re still considering your options. Your honesty may be all that is necessary to clear the air.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Following a strict schedule might be the best way to keep yourself on track now; however, it could also have the exact opposite effect. If one appointment runs late, a cascading effect may cause the rest of your day to tumble out of control. Ironically, exerting too much pressure is an invitation for disaster today. A little less worry and a lot more flexibility helps to spin everything in a more positive direction.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your friends may be a welcome source of enthusiastic encouragement at first and then offer stone cold resistance just a few minutes later, forcing you to decide which extreme reaction to accept. But you might be experiencing your own dilemma, as you vacillate between impulsive and cautious feelings. When you acknowledge these forces as merely two facets of your complex personality, you will be more open to seeing how contrary aspects can peacefully coexist in yourself and others.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

A personal relationship could be stressed today, leading you to accomplish less than you wish while adding another serving of anxiety onto your plate. Although you may be required to respond to the feelings of others, they don’t need to become the center of your day. Let everyone else manage their own reactions for now. Do whatever intuitively feels right for you and then move on. You can care for those you love without taking responsibility for their emotions.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Hanging in the balance is a classic Libra response to stress, and that’s exactly what’s going on for you now as you struggle to make up your mind about your goals. You may wonder if you should sign up for a new course of study or take a long overdue trip. Paradoxically, what you choose today may prove to be less significant than simply initiating some sort of action at this time. Although you must work within your current limitations, your life is on the launch pad and ready to blast off.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Getting an early start on your routine chores is almost always a wise move, yet single-mindedly focusing on your work today is not as smart as it sounds. A very narrow band of concentration could distract you from a chance to share an amazing experience with a loved one. Practicing flexibility creates the space for something wonderful to happen. Keep your heart open: magic is everywhere you look.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You can learn something valuable from a friend or partner today. But you may have a difficult time listening to what people want now, because their needs can thwart your desire to create your own future. Don’t let your frustration stand in the way of your success. Slowing down to accommodate others also has a positive impact on your work. Instead of rushing ahead, it makes more sense to fine-tune your current plan before moving on.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Avoid falling into the trap of allowing today’s whimsical Gemini Moon to drag your feelings all over the place. It’s crucial to be highly selective about your social causes now because getting involved with too many groups — even if they include amazing people — might drain your energy. Demonstrate the sincerity of your commitment by picking one issue and sticking with it until you create the impact you want. Don’t underestimate how much positive change one person can make.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your inner child is eager to play today, encouraging you to set serious responsibilities aside for a while. This lighthearted attitude enables you to enjoy yourself, but it may not be such a wonderful thing if you are up to your neck in work. Nevertheless, you are driven to seek spontaneous avenues of expression no matter how much your current commitments constrain you. Ultimately, a new approach to fulfilling your obligations can replace old counterproductive habits. A change of pace will do you good.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

It feels as if you can’t escape today as your head and heart are tugged in opposite directions by the clever Gemini Moon that reminds you to logically think your way through any problem. However, you Fish like to rely on your gut feelings to navigate your route to success because you know that facts can sometimes hide the truth. Keep in mind that your answer won’t be found in the rational or the emotional side of the debate now. Instead, just jump directly into the fray without any extra thought and let intuition be your guide.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for Thursday, May 1st

Try to accomplish as many important errands and tasks in the early hours today. The reason is that the Moon will make a hearty and soulful union with Venus in Pisces (1:04PM), but this terrific conjunction also starts a fairly long void-of-course lunar cycle that lasts until 3:02AM on Saturday. Healing forces are certainly back on the march as the Moon unites with and parallels Chiron (3:45AM and 9:50AM, respectively). Anytime a parallel aspect forms close in time to a zodiacal alignment, it adds a robust essence to the celestial bodies involved. Don’t be surprised if feelings of deja vu or being out of step with chronological time prove overwhelming. Chiron often behaves as a catalyst — vaulting humans into a fifth dimension that the great Rod Serling named The Twilight Zone. During tonight’s void Moon uncertainty cycle, the Sun unites with Mercury (8:28PM at 6 degrees of Taurus) in what astronomers call a Superior Conjunction. This occurs approximately every 4 months and reveals Mercury, moving at top daily speed, on the far side of the Sun — creating a Mercury-Sun-Earth line-up in the solar system. The eminent astrologers Dr. Marc Edmund Jones and Dane Rudhyar referred to this type of cosmic alignment as a Full Mercury. Human souls are now exceedingly eager to open their minds to ingenious ideas — where some of these ideas can eventually flourish, eventually become thriving entrepreneurial ventures on Earth. If you have the time and feel the inclination, choose a partner to dance the night away as the Moon in Pisces can give you happy feet. [Note to readers: All times are calculated for Pacific Daylight Time. Be sure to adjust all times according to your own local time so the alignments noted above will be exact for your location.]

Calendar of the Moon for May 1st

Calendar of the Moon
1 Huath/Thargelion

Day of the Hawthorn Tree

Color: Deep purple.
Element: Earth
Altar: Upon a deep purple cloth set a vase of hawthorn twigs collected earlier and forced to bud, a single purple candle, a pot of soil, flower seeds, a bowl of water, and a bell.
Offerings: Plant seeds. Do something out of love or passion.
Daily Meal: Vegan

Invocation to the Green Man of the Hawthorn Tree

Hail, Green Man of the Spring!
Hawthorn of the Day of Love
Whose great thorns stab and slice
As painfully as the bonds of Love
Do to our hearts.
That which gives the greatest joy
Must also give the greatest pain,
If only in its absence,
And this is a truth you teach us,
Highest ring on the Maypole,
Overseer of the greening games,
Watcher over the loving couples.
Beloved of the singing thrush,
Cruel as Blodeuwedd,
Whose purple berries work such
Action on the heart,
You who will have no monogamy,
No exclusive pairing,
But only the rampant maddening Love
That is both curse and greatest blessing.
We hail you, hawthorn tree,
Green Man of the Spring,
On this the day of your blossoming.

Chant:
Root and leaf and flower and thorn,
She has Her way; Love will be born.

(Each comes forward and plants a seed in the pot of soil, saying, “Hail Green Man of the Earth!” Water is poured onto the pot, and then the rest is poured out as a libation. Ring bell and dismiss.)

 

[Pagan Book of Hours]

Calendar of the Sun for May 1st, Beltane

Calendar of the Sun
1 Thrimilchimonath

BELTANE

Color: Green
Element: Earth
Altar: Upon a green cloth lay flowers, leafy branches, a great bowl of May wine, the figure of the Green Man and the May Queen, green candles, incense of flowers, and pots of herbs.
Offerings: If possible, ritual sex, alone or with others, should be offered up after the ritual. Otherwise, work in the garden among the green things.
Daily Meal: A great feast of fine food.

Ritual Note: Like all the eight high holidays, this day should ideally be spent not enclosed and isolated, but in common with the larger pagan community. This can be done a number of ways, including spending the day elsewhere, at the Beltane ritual of another group or tradition, or by inviting in those pagans who would otherwise not be able to attend a ritual. Either way, the eight holidays should be a time of remembering the place of the house in the greater community. If the choice is made to go elsewhere, then no liturgy is needed for the day. If the choice is made to bring the greater community into the lesser one, the following ritual can be used:

(First four who have been chosen to do the work of the ritual cast the quarters with ribbons or fan, candle, chalice, and salt. They should be dressed as dragons in the four colors of the quarters, masked and winged.)

East Dragon:
Spirits of the East, Powers of Air!
Laughing sylphs that ride the winds,
Faery dancers laughing on the breeze,
Pixies in the morning’s meadow,
Sprites that fly on gossamer wings!
Devas of the Realms of Air,
Be with us!
We come before you with open eyes,
Glorying in the rising sun of spring!
Let this day be a new beginning for all of us!

South Dragon:
Spirits of the South, Powers of Fire!
Flaming phoenix of rebirth,
Salamander walking unharmed through flames,
Dragon sleeping on riches and breathing fire,
Faery horses striking sparks from your hooves!
Devas of the Realms of Fire,
Be with us!
We come before you with open spirits,
Glorying in our freedom from the winter!
Let this day create our future anew!

West Dragon:
Spirits of the West, Powers of Water!
Naiads of the flowing rivers,
Undines of the oceans deep,
Mermaids singing siren’s songs,
Tritons swimming with the dolphins!
Devas of the Realms of Water,
Be with us!
We come before you with open hearts,
Glorying in the circle of community that heals us!
Let this day teach us that we are never alone!

North Dragon:
Spirits of the North, Powers of Earth!
Dryads who safeguard the great trees,
Gnomes who mine the depths underground,
Elves of the forests walking silent trails,
Deep faeries of the hidden caves!
Devas of the Realms of Earth,
Be with us!
We come before you to be at home in our bodies
And glory in the solid truth of our flesh!
Let this day teach us that we are Earth,
And Earth is sacred,
And we are sacred.

All Chant:
Blessed be the Guardians of the world.
Blessed be the Guardians of the world.
Blessed be the East at dawn.
Blessed be the South in fire.
Blessed be the West waters.
Blessed be the Northern earth,
Homeland of our Lady and Lord.
Blessed be the Guardians of the world
For they stand on a barren plain,
Watching, watching all that goes round.
Blessed be the Guardians of the world.

East Dragon:
I am the wisdom of the wind that whispers in your ears.
I am all that knows the secrets of the universe.
I am awakening the earth with my touch.
Now ice and snow have faded away
And we greet the oncoming summer.
Yet we must remember,
Even as we lift our arms to the sky,
That the future is uncertain.
So let this moment stand in our minds
As one perfect memory to be cherished.

South Dragon:
I am the wisdom of the fire that burns in your souls!
I am all that wills manifestation into existence!
I ama awakening the earth with my warmth!
Hear me, O people gathered here today!
Your ancestors burned in fires
Because they would not forswear us!
Your ancestors hid in the dark
And worshiped us in secret.
Your ancestors turned to other faiths
To save their lives and their children
And forgot us, but we never left them!
Will you take up what they lay down?
Will you bring into the open what they hid?
Will you celebrate what they died for?
(All shout, “We will!”)

West Dragon:
I am the wisdom of your blood that flows in your veins.
I am all that dares to love.
I am awakening the silent earth with my gentle rains.
We water you with our joy
We water you with our tears
We nourish you with the hope
Of more than three thousand years.
May we all remember the fountain of ancient wisdom,
May we all come to drink at its waters.
(Pours May wine as libation.)

Earth Dragon:
I am the wisdom of the Earth, which lies hidden.
I am all that knows when to be silent.
I have awakened, and I give thanks for this day.
Receive this sign, this perfect flower,
Token given of this hour,
Though its petals fade and wither,
What we worship lasts forever.
(Lays flowers on altar.)
Officiant:
As withies are yellow the willow shall bring
Gold for the Earth-maiden and for her green king:
A sheaf and a crown and a pledge-bearing ring,
For this is the song that the willow doth sing:
O golden the sun that shall turn him to green,
And golden his fires that burn for his queen,
Green are his branches that wave o’er the twain
Till we weave them a cradle of green leaves and rain.
All chant:
This is the circle of the sun,
This is the circle of the earth,
This is the circle of his flame,
This is the circle of her love,
This is the circle of our faith,
This is the circle that welcomes them in.
Officiant (call and response):
By seeds of all beginnings, may our magic spring skyward.
By roots of all depths, may we stand strong in our convictions.
By stem and trunk that reaches for the sky, may our spirits soar.
By bud that grows, may our dreams never be crushed.
By leaf that kisses the Sun and rain, may we share our joys and sorrows.
By flower that opens to the dawn, may we learn to trust in each other and in the Gods.
By fruit that gives forth sweetness, may we nourish each other.
By seed within the fruit that grows the tree anew,
We shall live, and live again each Spring,
By life and death, by Lord and Lady, by hand and eye, by heart and spirit,
As all green things grow, so shall our faith,
And its memory be carried forever beneath the feet
Of a thousand generations to come.
For the Green Man in all his glory, blessings and praise!
For the May Queen in all her beauty, blessings and praise!
For the new grass beneath our feet, blessings and praise!
For new baby animals, blessings and praise!
For the birds returned from the south, blessings and praise!
For the heat of the Sun, blessings and praise!
For the Lady’s hawthorn, blessings and praise!
For the wisdom of the ancients, blessings and praise!
For fertility of the fields, blessings and praise!

(All may join in with other calls, to which all reply, “Blessings and praise!” Then the rite is ended, the quarters dismissed, and all retire.)

 

[Pagan Book of Hours]