A Little Humor for Your Day – ‘What is a Cat?’

What is a Cat?

What is a Cat?

Cats do what they want. They rarely listen to you. They’re totally unpredictable. When you want to play, they want to be alone. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They expect you to cater to their every whim. They’re moody. They leave hair everywhere.

Conclusion: They’re tiny women in little fur coats.

What is a Dog?

Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the next room. They can look dumb and lovable at the same time. They growl when they are not happy. When you want to play, they want to play. When you want to be alone, they want to play. They leave their toys everywhere. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

Conclusion: They’re tiny men in little fur coats.

Source:
JokesWarehouse.com

WOTC Quiz of the Day: Are You an Intuitive Feeler or Empath?

Are You an Intuitive Feeler or Empath? Quiz

Intuition is the birthright of every human being, but we each have different “channels” that receive guidance more strongly or clearly than others. One of the most primal of the intuitive channels is that of the healer/empath.

Take this simple, fun quiz and find out if you could have empathic abilities.

1. Can you often sense how other people are feeling?

2. DO you ever “feel” the atmosphere in a room when you walk into it?

3. Do you often get goose bumps or other physical signs when you sense something is true or significant for you?

4. Can you instinctively feel when someone isn’t safe or okay for you?

5. Have you ever literally felt another’s pain or symptoms?

6. Do you ever get “gut feelings”?

If you answered “yes” to three or more of these questions, you may have empathic abilities. Be alert to those messages from your deepest belly-knowing “gut!”

 

Daily Feng Shui News for May 10th – ‘Staying Up All Night’

Did you know that certain folkloric circles believe that leaving dirty dishes in the sink can keep you awake at night? On a day where you are advised to ‘Stay Up All Night,’ I wanted to share another reason you may be having a hard time falling asleep. According to author Debra Dadd, polyester-cotton sheets are coated with formaldehyde, a substance known to cause insomnia. Of course, making sure that what you see right before falling to sleep doesn’t stimulate you in any way is also imperative for good sleep. For occasional bouts of insomnia you may want to try the classic folk remedy of putting a small pillow filled with celery seeds under your usual pillow. This is believed to be an antidote to staying up all night that will allow you to finally have sweet dreams.

By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com

Your Charm for Saturday, May 10th is The Caduceus

Your Charm for Today

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Today’s Meaning:
You will find you have within you the ability to resolve all conflicts and disagreements with regard to this aspect. You will find an eloquence you did not realize before.

General Description:
The staff of Mercury was given to him by Apollo in exchange for the lyre. The rod was endowed with the remarkable power of deciding all quarrels and bestowing wonderful eloquence upon its possessor. Mercury proved this when he saw two serpents fighting. Placing the rod between them and using his eloquence he reconciled the serpents, who then embraced each other, and becoming attached to the rod formed the caduceus. The pine cone is credited with health giving power, and the wings symbolize speed and the flight of thoughts between friends. This ancient talisman was supposed to be a charm of prosperity, rendering its possessor healthy, wealthy and wise.

Your Animal Spirit for May 10th is The Woodpecker

Your Animal Spirit for Today

Woodpecker

Wake up! Woodpecker is tired of trying to get your attention, and will peck and peck and peck until you hear the message. You have received the answer to a major question time and again, but refuse to act on it. It’s okay to ignore a solution—but be forewarned that woodpecker will keep making racket until you make some movement forward!

Your Ancient Symbol Card for May 10th is The Sun

Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today

The Sun

The Sun is our Cosmic Nurturer. Life flourishes under its radiant beams. It provides the illumination to find Truths and lights one’s path so we do not get lost. To stand in the rays of The Sun is to shine. To absorb its energy promotes growth, exceptional physical and mental health, and good fortune. The Sun is empowering, elevating and fills those who bask in it with confidence and sense of self-worth. While The Sun certainly doesn’t promise a life’s path without some bumps in the road, The Sun indicates all will be well.

As a daily card, The Sun indicates a time when you should be at your zenith. At moments like this all should be very clear to you. Solutions to dilemmas that have confounded you will become obvious. The opportunity to take giant steps towards attaining your goals is upon you.

Your I Ching Hexagram for May 10th – 45: Coming Together

45: Coming Together

Saturday, May 10th, 2014

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The power of gathering together is represented by a rally, where each individual’s strength is magnified by the power of their community. History has shown that mass movements can bring about stable, ordered and durable conditions for the better. This hexagram may be pointing to an auspicious time for large undertakings. But the guiding force of your shared vision is essential to hold the forces of unity together, and keep them advancing toward a common goals and values.

Another image for this situation is that of a lake filling with water. Just as the fullness of the lake can bring good fortune to all in its sphere, it can also overflow, leading to calamity. Thus in a time of gathering together it is essential that precautions against excesses be considered along with efforts to advance along a clearly-charted course. Much of human misfortune comes from unexpected events for which we are ill prepared; when gathered together with others, we are both more powerful and, in some ways, also more vulnerable.

Any time of unified coming together is a time of great potential. But the potential can be both positive and negative. Everything is magnified when people unite around a central shared purpose. When many people unite behind a single goal or strong vision, it is wise to take personal precautions to protect your own reasonable self-interests, because these can easily be lost in the crowd.

Your Tarot Card for Saturday, May 10th is – The Hermit

The Hermit

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The challenge of what has traditionally been known as the Hermit card is to be able to recognize a teacher in a humble disguise. This font of mysterious knowledge will not make it easy for the student to acquire his wisdom, as it takes time and long contemplation to fathom what he knows. He often speaks wordlessly, or in ancient and barbaric tongues, communicating with the elements, animals and Nature herself.

While the hourglass was an identifying feature on the earliest Hermit cards, more modern ones have shifted the metaphor, showing more or less light released from his lantern. In either case, the Hermit card reminds us of the value of time away from the hubbub of civic life, to relax the ego in communion with Nature.

 

Ah, Why not? Let’s See What the Planets Have In Store During The Week of 11 – 17

 

Weekly Astrology: May 11-17, 2014

All the planets are coming out to play!

Maria DeSimoneMaria DeSimone on the topics of Venus, Scorpio, moon, full moon, astrology

The sky is so busy this week you might not know which energy is affecting you or when. Thankfully, this handy-dandy overview should help you keep those planets straight.

 

Mars is still traveling retrograde in Libra, and Venus is now in fiery Aries. There may be tension in your love life because you want what you want, thanks to Venus, but you can’t seem to get it because of Mars.

On the same day, Mercury will square off with Neptune. This is the most significant red flag aspect for communication matters. Information is nebulous, at best, and deceptive at worst. Your mind is prone to fantasy and idealization, and you might want to believe in something so much that you ignore the whispers of your rational mind. Avoid signing contracts or making major decisions near this day!

Monday, May 12: Mercury in Gemini trine Mars Retrograde in Libra

Communication energy lightens up on Monday, when Mercury moves to trine Mars. You’ll think quickly and be ready to act on your thoughts, but this aspect is too close to the tail of that fuzzy Mercury-Neptune square. Resist the temptation and wait until later in the week.

Wednesday, May 14: Full Moon in Scorpio and Venus in Aries square Pluto in Capricorn

Wednesday may bring a day of emotional reckoning. An emotionally severe Full Moon in Scorpio will link up closely to karmic Saturn. Letting go of a deep dark secret or personal demon is called for, but Saturn demands you make sure you’ve learned the lesson you are meant to learn  relating to this situation first. Emotions will be intense, that’s for sure!

On the same day, Venus will square off with Pluto, the planet of power and control. Perhaps you need to let go of one of your more obsessive love tendencies so it will no longer eat you alive? Or, if there are unsavory financial happenings in your life, it’s possible you’ll have to pay the piper now.

Thursday, May 15: Mercury sextile Venus and Uranus, and Venus conjunct Uranus

Thursday is the best day of the week, by far. Mercury will be well-behaved, as he’ll link up to Venus and Uranus in a favorable way. Your decisions will be revolutionary, but gracefully executed. Also, love planet Venus will connect to Uranus. Romance should sizzle! On Sunday, cosmic lovers Venus and Mars will oppose one another.

 

Get A Jump On Tomorrow, Your Horoscopes for May 11th

Personal relationship dynamics are the primary source of tension today. Attempts to resolve conflict might only add fuel to the fire as the strategic Libra Moon joins up with warrior Mars. Unexpressed emotions are easily projected onto someone we love as vulnerable Venus opposes Mars. Nevertheless, we must be extra careful to stick to the facts because mischievous Mercury’s square to imaginative Neptune can have us chasing unrealistic dreams.

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may convince yourself that you’re on the right track, but you won’t get others to believe you now unless you actually are. However, sharing your current plans with your friends and associates is a smart move because they can see through any faulty reasoning. However, keep in mind that your cleverness could backfire if you’re too smooth in your delivery. Remember, it’s better to know the shortcomings of your new strategy sooner than later or you will end up wasting a lot of time. Initiating an honest dialogue leads to a more realistic approach.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

You’re caught between your natural need to be straightforward and your current tendency to embellish the facts. You’re not purposefully trying to mislead anyone now; it’s just that you might get mixed up between what you want and what is real. There’s nothing wrong with sharing your dreams or taking a trip to Fantasyland as long as you tell everyone the truth. Your imagination is a garden where your best ideas can take root.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

You are so persuasive now that others may rally to your support only to discover that your plans are not as practical as they sound. Your key planet Mercury awkwardly aligns with passionate Pluto and dreamy Neptune today, increasing the intensity of your words while decreasing your connection to the real world. Instead of having to untangle your story to get to the truth, it’s wiser now to just work with the facts. Save your song and dance for a rainy day.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Solving a problem today won’t bring you satisfaction if your solution is less than enchanting. The British poet Keats concurs and wrote, “Beauty is truth; truth beauty.” However, you could mislead yourself into thinking you know where you want to go when you are actually heading in the wrong direction. It’s time to put on a very practical pair of glasses. Ultimately, the best answers come to you now when you see things exactly as they are.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You might not realize how forceful your actions are today as you attempt to get what you want. Even if you mean well, your friends could easily misinterpret your aggressive behavior, setting the stage for a war of words. However, an argument is just a waste of energy now because you’re probably in closer agreement than you realize. Consciously softening your approach goes a long way toward making everyone happier in spite of the confusion. Listen more than you talk for the quickest resolution.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your energy may be stretched very thin now because a recent burst of enthusiasm prompted you to say yes to one too many projects. Don’t wait until you are mentally exhausted to make a change. Instead, exercise sensible restraint today because it’s more important to follow through on what you already started, even if you are tempted to run off in search of the next great thing. Part of your charm is your dependability, so honor your commitments before you do anything else.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You are engaged in a strange dance now between the old and the new. Your friends and coworkers may urge you to leave a worn-out habit behind, but you might not be ready to release your attachment to the past. Paradoxically, the more you analyze your current affairs, the more confused you become. Stop thinking long enough to act on what you are feeling instead of what others are telling you. The answer is simple: follow your heart and see where it leads.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

If you are lucky enough to have special people in your life that you can lean on, it may be disconcerting if they are not readily available today. You might feel as if you are being abandoned, but rest assured that isn’t what’s happening. In fact, your friends probably don’t even realize the intensity of your current process. By simply changing your attitude you could turn this moment into an opportunity to explore your dreams without any interference from others.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Clinging to a desired outcome probably won’t bring you much happiness today. You may come close to recapturing your lost sense of emotional security, but it slips away as you approach the magic moment of fulfillment. Instead of building your hopes up only to have them dashed, keep bringing your focus back to the moment at hand. It’s perfectly fine to allow cosmic opposites to exist simultaneously without taking sides now. Let things hang in the balance until your clarity returns.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s as if you are at the movies, watching your fantasies unfold on the miniature silver screen inside of your head. Although each separate scenario represents a possible turn of events, you would rather be dealing with the hard cold facts and not dreamy illusions. Nevertheless, you can’t just stop your thoughts by decree. Instead of trying to force change, recognize that today’s fanciful excursions are an effective way to explore the potential of the present moment.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You’re being asked to forgo your rational approach now and adopt a more poetic style. Don’t worry about being productive today because you have more pressing work to do reconnecting with your soul. Even if you can’t explain your current spiritual yearnings to anyone else, rest assured that the right words will come later. But the magic won’t happen on its own; you must take the time to cultivate your dreams and exercise your creativity.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The good news is that you can still connect with your spiritual nature even if you are too busy to commune with others. It’s not about how much time you can take from your hectic schedule now; it’s more to do with how you use what’s available. Just setting aside a few minutes for meditation or relaxation might be enough to get you back in the groove. Finding your center empowers you to reach for the stars.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, May 10th

We may feel as if reality is coming between us and our goals today. Circumstances restrain us as our best efforts run into walls. Thankfully, we can learn a much-needed lesson when the steady Taurus Sun is dimmed by stern Saturn in unrelenting Scorpio. We’re wise to exercise self-control instead of unconsciously forging ahead. Thankfully, the Moon shifts into diplomatic Libra at 1:18 pm EDT, enabling us to find a middle path between the extremes.

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

There is little margin for error now; you must behave responsibly rather than ignoring your commitments while taskmaster Saturn opposes the willful Sun. Unfortunately, there aren’t sufficient hours in the day to do everything you want and still meet your obligations. Although you hope to have as much fun as possible today, it’s less painful to acknowledge your limitations sooner than later. Attending to your business right away keeps things from unraveling later on.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

You might not want to show all your cards today and luckily others won’t even notice if you hold some in reserve. Just the same, it’s wiser to face your fears and play your hand, or you could miss out on a big payoff. Instead of clinging to the status quo, it’s more advantageous now to be flexible. Paradoxically, your willingness to negotiate and compromise reveals more inner resolve than digging in your heels just to prove your point. When opportunity knocks, don’t hesitate to open the door.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

It seems like you’re running around in circles without getting much done now, yet you’re ready to break out of an unproductive pattern. Although this new attitude doesn’t mean that you will change your ways permanently, you are less inclined to sneak off and play today until you have finished all your chores. Thankfully, being disciplined enough to fulfill your previous commitments enables you to truly enjoy yourself later with a clear conscience.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

A domestic issue demands your attention today, even if you wish you were doing something else. Unfortunately, any attempts to sidestep a serious situation only make the problem worse. Don’t be afraid to let others know your position on a delicate matter. You might have to play the role of a heavy hitter and take a stand on what you believe is true. Although there is room to negotiate, everyone must know the score first. Don’t retreat until you’re sure that your message is heard. People often look to you for nurturing support, but your voice of reason is what they really need now.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You have a few big ideas about what you want to do now, but first you must handle a tricky situation in your immediate environment. Don’t waste energy fretting about the current restrictive conditions. It’s more important to keep your promises than to run off in pursuit of a good time. Save your dreams for another day. There will be plenty of opportunities to play later on, but only if you do the responsible thing today.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You have to pay the piper today, especially if you waited until it’s too late to follow through on your intentions. Thankfully, you can work wonders and make up for lost time if you put your mind to it. On the other hand, this might be a day of fruition as recent hard work finally shows signs of paying off. Either way, you still must complete unfinished business before you move on. Begin early in the day and, hopefully, you will find a quiet satisfaction in living up to your word.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may wonder why other people can take the day off while your responsibilities seem to be piling up to a tipping point. However, nothing is to be gained by comparing your plight to anyone else’s. Your determination and discipline are being tested and you have an opportunity to demonstrate your dedication by working extra hard now, even under intense pressure. More importantly, you can prove that you’re tough enough to handle whatever challenges come your way. This is your chance to recognize your strength and to banish any lingering self-doubt once and for all.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You know exactly where you want to go today, but there’s no obvious way to get there. There are obstacles blocking your path, but, thankfully, they aren’t permanent. It’s just that your ideas are being challenged and they must stand up to the current resistance. Forget about the big picture for a while and focus on taking one tiny step at a time until your progress becomes readily apparent. Once you make it through this eye of the needle you should be able to build enough momentum to carry you to your destination.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

It seems as if your friends are being hypercritical of you today, and you might think their judgments are unfair. Perhaps they’re expecting too much from you and you feel that they are keeping you from your pursuit of happiness. However, they are only protecting themselves from getting swept up into your next wild adventure. There’s no reason to wallow in discouragement; you can follow your bliss whether or not anyone joins you on your journey.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Others admire your stamina today; your hard work and perseverance enable you to reach your goals in record time. However, your patience is tested now as your key planet Saturn opposes the radiant Sun, requiring you to pull back on the reins of your life. Naturally, you prefer to continue progressing carefully toward your destination without having to slow down for anyone else. Nevertheless, the sooner you let go of your previous agenda and timetable, the easier it will be to create new and improved ones.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your friends may not realize that you are currently struggling to fulfill your commitments. The pressure could be intense enough that you’re tempted to just walk away today, although that won’t solve your problems, either. Fortunately, there’s a third solution now; instead of taking an all-or-nothing approach, just reevaluate your priorities and give it your best effort. Make sure you let others know your revised schedule so they can adjust to the new deadlines based on your ability to deliver on your promises. You just might receive unexpected support from someone who appreciates your honesty.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

A discouraging fog could roll in today, dampening the fires of your visionary inspiration. It’s nearly impossible to be creative when your energy is pulled in more mundane directions and your resources are limited. Fortunately, you don’t have to succumb to the negative atmosphere. These clouds shall pass; in the meantime, imagine the best-case scenario to show you the way and your faith will do the rest.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for Saturday, May 10th

If you are feeling the need for a lot of rest, sleep or time-outs from business as usual, this 24-hour time-period may be right up your alley. There’s a flurry of celestial seasonings being sprinkled around early as the Moon in Aries opposes Mars in Libra (12:29AM), the Moon unites with revolutionary, shock-inducer Uranus (3:02AM), the Sun makes a supportive, 60-degree rapport with Neptune (3:35AM) while the Moon squares Jupiter (4:03AM). It is this latter aspect that begins a 27+ hour void lunar uncertainty cycle in Aries that lasts until 7:24AM tomorrow when the Moon enters Taurus. Therefore, a considerable portion of today falls under the wavering aegis of a void Moon presence where finishing old business makes sense, but initiating new, bold enterprises is off the table. A frictional, 45-degree from Mercury to Venus (4:46AM) adds a further touch of unsettled vibrations to the unfolding scene on this Sunday late in April. Love vibrations may rise in wavelength this evening due to Venus forging a parallel to Mars (10:02PM) — an alignment that acts similar to a conjunction in the zodiac. However, the dark-of-the-moon monthly energy-field is becoming stronger with each passing hour as we approach tomorrow night’s New Moon and Annular Solar Eclipse. Thus, it is wise to hedge your bets in romance and on the primary partnership front until the coast is clearer than it is now. [Note to readers: All times are calculated for Pacific Daylight Time. Be sure to adjust all times according to your own local time so the alignments noted above will be exact for your location.]

Current Moon Phase for May 10th – Waxing Gibbous

Gibbous Moon

(waxing/82% of Full)

Distractions from the outside begin pressing into your world. Analysis is favored, reevaluating all the various factors you are dealing with. It’s a time to process information and effectively integrate your aims with the people in your immediate environment. This is a good time for organizing things. This Moon phase is suited for synthesis: coming up with a practical plan for getting from point A to point B. Adjustment is required.

The WOTC Extra – Template for Spell and Ceremony

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The WOTC Extra – Template for Spell and Ceremony

This guide can be used to help you create spells for every occasion.

It lists all the materials, tools and stages that may be included in a spell but you will not need to use every item every time – some you will only use for formal rituals.

Preparation

* Choose the subject matter of your spell, bearing in mind the Threefold Law.

* Note down the purpose of the spell and the order in which you intend to work. Decide whether it will be divided into phases, such as invoking the four elements, raising and releasing the power or merge into one.

* Plan what you are going to say and write it down. (You may of course let the words come to you spontaneously.)

* Choose the time for your spell. Check the following influences:

The seasons

The equinoxes

The phase of the Moon

The day of the week

The hour

* Check any time limits (for example, ‘May this spell hold sway until the Moon has ebbed away’) and ensure that you can adhere to them.

* Choose the place for your spell. If you are working out of doors, and it is a spell that will last over several days, bear in mind any possible changes in the weather. Make sure you have enough room for the circle you intend to cast. Set up your altar in advance, if you can.

* Choose candles for the altar, to mark the quadrants of the circle and to represent people. Check they are the right colour. Choose elemental candles.

* Inscribe your candles.

* Anoint your candles.

* Choose your associated symbols that will act as a focus for the spell.

* Choose your elemental tools.

* Choose your herbs. Decide if you are going to empower them before or during the ceremony and write down the words if necessary. Make any sachets or poppets you intend to use.

* Choose your oils.

* Choose your incenses.

* Choose your crystals.

* Choose your ritual substances.

The Ceremony

* Cast your circle.

* Invoke the elements and angels.

* Focus on the symbol of the spell and declare your intentions.

* Endow the symbol with magical energies, chanting if appropriate.

* Consecrate the ritual substances.

* Raise the power to absorb energy from the cosmos, creating a cone of power.

* Release the power, sending it out into the cosmos.

* Close the energies down.

* Uncast the circle.

* Ground the energies.

After The Ceremony

* Dispose of materials – some may need to be left out in the light of the Moon, or buried or thrown to the winds; others may be kept, wrapped in silk, or sent to the person for whom the spell is intended.

* Blow out all the candles, unless they are to be left to burn down. If this is the case, make sure there is no risk of fire.

* Cleanse and recharge your tools

 

The Witches Magick for Saturday, May 10th – A Spell to Repel Spite, Gossip or Psychic Attack

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A Spell To Repel Spite, Gossip Or Psychic Attack

Traditionally, witch bottles filled with rusty nails, sour red wine (or even urine) and sprigs of rosemary were buried under the doorstep of a house as an age-old method of keeping away spite.

 

* Take a dark bottle with a cork and into it pour sour milk, old red wine and some dried rosemary, saying:

 

Viciousness and venom, malevolence and malice, feelings turned sour, envy and spiked tongues, begone.

 

* Close the bottle with a cork and shake it over a sink, saying:

 

Curdle and coil, serpents of spite, hiss and miss me, spit where you will do no harm.

 

* Uncork the bottle and run it under the cold tap until the mixture has flowed away and the bottle and sink are clean.

 

* Add a few drops of tea tree oil to the bottle and pour some into the sink drain and rinse the bottle again. Saying:

 

Anger cease, go in peace.

 

Note that you have neither attacked anyone nor even returned the spite. You will probably find that the other person may be more positive on the next encounter. If you are suffering from an emotional vampire who drains you emotionally, add powdered garlic to the mix. It really works.

 

Source:

A Practical Guide to Witchcraft and Magic Spells
Cassandra Eason