A Little Humor for Your Day – “It’s a New Age After All”

It’s a New Age After All

Tune: “It’s a Small World After All”

 

It’s a world of Tarot and of Zodiac
You’ll see Wiccan rituals and I’Chings back
You’ll see Shirley McLaine
She’s been born yet again
It’s a new age after all
It’s a new age after all
Reading runes age after all
I’ll use my Feng Shui after all
It’s a new age after all

You have Herbology and kabalistic math
You have Palmistry and the shining path
You will never really know
The truth of Miss Cleo
It’s a new age after all
It’s a new age after all
Psychadelics age after all
I’ll try shrooms age after all
It’s a new age after all

You have blood moons and rainbows and wise old toads
You have Lovecraftian horrors and Celtic wode
You’ll go skyclad and dance
And they’ll come for a glance
It’s a new age after all
It’s a new age after all
Calling Quarters for us all
The Goddess is here after all
It’s a new age after all

You’ll drum at the bonfire in alpha state
In a world free of guilt, it feels really great
With a crystal wand in hand
You’ll feel the spirits of the land
It’s a new age after all
It’s a new age after all
Esoterics hear the call
It’s all come back just like before
It’s a new age after all

— Azhrarn “Runs with Scissors” and Verlaine the Wize-guy

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