How to Know If You Are A Crone
1. You can’t remember the original color of your hair, so you just keep dying it to match your garb.
2. All the young Witches treat you with respect-even if your own kids don’t.
3. Your hot flashes are so bad, your coven skips the bonfire and just stands next to you.
4. You hold the midnight ritual at eight so that you can go to bed early.
5. When people talk about worshiping the Old Ones, everyone turns to look at you.
Everyday Witch A to Z: An Amusing, Inspiring & Informative Guide to the Wonderful World of Witchcraft
Deborah Blake
Witches Of The Craft® 