Mary Caliendo’s Potato Chip Hex
This is so easy, you can perform it right at the office. Don’t let its simplicity fool you though. It’s powerful enough to get rid of even the nastiest boss or co-worker.
You will need:
2 bags potato chips (get them from the vending machine in your building if possible)
3 packets black pepper
1 sticky note
Open both bags to let the air out. Write your enemy’s name on the sticky note in black ink, place it in one of the bags, and add the pepper. Sit on one bag to crush the chips. (Move around a little to make sure all the chips are in small little crumbs). Retrieve the bag, fold the top three times, and staple several times to secure. Place the bag in your purse, and toss it in a public garbage receptacle after work.
Now, eat the other bag of chips. You certainly wouldn’t want to appear to be doing anything suspicious at work, now would you?
Reference:Curses, Hexes & Other Unsavory Notions By Dorothy Morrison WillowTree Press
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