A Little Humor for Your Day – Dysfunctional Greeting Cards

Dysfunctional Greeting Cards

 

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…
[Inside card] I’ve changed my mind.


I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
[Inside card] I never believed in Hell until I met you.


As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
[Inside card] That you’re not here to ruin it for me.


Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
[Inside card] Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need it again.


Someday I hope to marry…
[Inside card] Someone other than you.


Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….
[Inside card] Almost lifelike!


When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
[Inside card] Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your promise.


We’ve been friends for a very long time…
[Inside card] What do you say we stop?


I’m so miserable without you…
[Inside card] It’s almost like you’re still here.


Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
[Inside card] Did you ever find out who the father was?


You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket…
[Inside card] I’d miss you terribly and think of you often.


Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas


Looking back over the years we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder…
[Inside card] – What was I thinking?


Congratulations on your wedding day!…
[Inside card] Too bad no one likes your husband.


My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire… 
[Inside card]
 I noticed your cat. Sorry!


Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don’t fret about it…
[Inside card] She moved in with me.


How could two people as beautiful as you … 
[Inside card]
 Have such an ugly baby?


Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday.
[Inside card] So we’re having you put to sleep.


Happy Birthday, Son.
[Inside card] We think you are old enough now to get a job and move out.

–Turok’s Cabana

Astronomy Picture of the Day – The Shape of the Southern Crab 

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Discover the cosmos! Each day a different image or photograph of our fascinating universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.

2019 April 24

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The Shape of the Southern Crab 
Image Credit: NASAESASTScI

Explanation: The symmetric, multi-legged appearance of the Southern Crab Nebula is certainly distinctive. About 7,000 light-years distant toward the southern sky constellation Centaurus, its glowing nested hourglass shapes are produced by the remarkable symbiotic binary star system at its center. The nebula’s dramatic stellar duo consists of a hot white dwarf star and cool, pulsating red giant star shedding outer layers that fall onto the smaller, much hotter companion. Embedded in a disk of material, outbursts from the white dwarf cause an outflow of gas driven away both above and below the disk resulting in the bipolar hourglass shapes. The bright central shape is about half a light-year across. This new Hubble Space Telescope image celebrates the 29th anniversary of Hubble’s launch on April 24, 1990 on board the Space Shuttle Discovery.

Current Planet Tracker for April 24:

The Moon in Capricorn: Ambitious, Determined, Practical

Apr 23, 2019 – Apr 26, 2019

 

Before we talk about the Moon in Capricorn, let’s first learn a little bit about the Moon itself. The Moon is considered a planet in astrology, and it moves so quickly that it passes through each of the zodiac signs every month. While your Sun sign represents your basic nature, your Moon sign represents your inner emotions and moods. It’s important to know this piece of your astrological puzzle because it determines elements of your personality such as your fears, instincts, and romantic compatibility.

When the Moon is in Capricorn

When the Moon moves into the conservative sign of Capricorn, we tend to be a little bit more cautious, a little more serious, and a little more grounded than we normally are. Capricorn is a sign that means business! Instead of being concerned with short-term satisfaction, you’ll be more inclined to dig in and focus on your long-term goals.

During the Capricorn Moon you might find that you have an increased desire for professional success. The good news is that this industrious Earth sign also gives you a shot of determination to achieve whatever it is you’ve set your sights on. Capricorn is a natural born leader so you may end up volunteering to head up a big project at work. You might also feel the urge to start looking at the next stage of your career and map out how you’ll get there.

New Moon in Capricorn

New Moons are always a time of new beginnings. Our calendar New Year begins with the Sun in Capricorn so the Capricorn New Moon is like the beginning of a brand new personal year. We think of it this way because it’s a time when we set our intentions for what we want in the year ahead. These goals become like a mountain, and that mountain becomes the object we set out to climb. Luckily, Capricorn has a determination that equips us with the patience, discipline, and persistence to reach the top.

Full Moon in Capricorn

Every Full Moon has us working to finish what we started around the time of the New Moon, but when the Full Moon is in Capricorn it works even harder to finish what was started at the beginning of the lunar cycle. You’ll ask yourself what you obtained, what you have yet to achieve, and what you need to adjust to make things happen. A Capricorn Full Moon is all about success and never taking “no” for an answer. So, this is the time when you’ll get to the finish line because this Moon will help you tackle any obstacles you face along the way.

During this time the Moon in Capricorn faces the Sun in Cancer. Both signs are associated with security, yet they seek it in different ways. Capricorn is concerned with accomplishments and external status while Cancer wants us to tune into our feelings in search of comfort and safety. It’s not a matter of choosing to be hard or soft, sensitive or insensitive; this Full Moon is about learning how to be tough or tender depending on the circumstances. When the lesson is learned, we feel at home within ourselves and within the world around us.

If you were born with the Moon in Capricorn

Capricorn is ruled by taskmaster Saturn so it’s no surprise that those with a Capricorn Moon like to set the bar high. It’s isn’t just their patience and ambition that gets them far in life, it’s also that they also have a sense of responsibility to do well. They take pride in how reliable they are in their personal and professional lives.

Someone with their Moon in Capricorn can appear rather detached, but there is a very loyal and loving layer beneath the serious image they project to the world. They may not always use their words to express how they feel about another person, but their actions speak volumes about how much they care. While it does take Lunar Capricorns awhile to open up, it’s worth the wait as they’re one of the most stable and committed signs in the zodiac.

Capricorn has a reputation for being cool, calm, and collected. This is because those with this natal Moon sign don’t allow their emotions to rule them. They view tough situations through a pragmatic lens, and find a way to rationally approach each problem they face. This ability gives those with a Capricorn Moon the strength to push through any of life’s adversities.

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Your Karmic Number of the Day for April 24 is Nine

Your Karmic Number of the Day

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The 9 today represents your creativity. You don’t have to be an artist to be creative. You have a special way of inspiring people that come in contact with you and your work. Whatever you create plants seeds in the minds of others. It happens in ways that expands into arenas that you don’t know about. Be careful of what you create, as it is an extension of you. Everything you are passionate about has the capacity to be a tool for teaching others. Keep living with the freedom of doing what comes naturally to you. At some point others will follow your example.

Your Daily Ogham Reading for April 24th is Huathe-Hawthorn

Your Daily Ogham Reading for Today

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Huathe-Hawthorn

The Celts often believed the hawthorn to be a portal to the Otherworld. The hawthorn is a hardy plant commonly used for hedges and great firewood. It can even be an invasive species at times. The key points to remember with the letter Huathe are obstacles, walls, and obstructions. Its ability to form a natural wall gives the diviner an idea in what this symbol can mean to them and their lives.

Fortune – To overcome obstacles and walls you must make a personal sacrifice, to gain we must lose something of ourselves!

Your Daily Witches Rune for April 24th is The Birds

 

Daily Witches Rune

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The Birds

Keywords: Unexpected news, change.

Meanings: The Birds Rune means some unexpected news that may alter your life completely, especially if this is the leading rune. Generally, the news will lead to a positive change but pay close attention to the nearest runes to determine its nature. It can also mean news of friends or family that you haven’t had contact with in quite a while. Letters and documents should be watched for as they may well bring happiness.

Your Daily Rune for April 24 is Inguz

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“Only when we know our solitude to be different from our loneliness
can we be whole enough to honor another’s place.”

Inguz – “Ing-guz” – Literally: “Seed” or “The god, Ing” – Esoteric: Process, space

Rune of isolation or separation in order to create a space or place where the process of transformation into higher states of being can occur. Rune of gestation and internal growth.

Psi: internal growth, personal development, the power of suggestion, the inner-child, wholeness

Energy: earth-god, stored energy, gestation process, male mysteries, subtlety, planned bursts

Mundane: male sexuality, agriculture

Divinations: Resting, gestation, internal growth, expectation, time for oneself; or impotence, scattering, movement without change, frivolity, immaturity.

Governs:

  • Storage and transformation of power for ritual use.
  • Stored Energy
  • Passive meditation and centering of energy and thought
  • Sudden release of energy
  • All forms of subtle, creative action

Tarot Card of the Day for April 24 is Queen of Coins

Tarot Card of the Day

Queen of Coins

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Traditionally, representing the energy of a Queen, this feminine guardian is endowed with enormous good sense and problem solving energy, but she is not particularly entrepreneurial. She loves to advise, encourage, and empower those she gets involved with, studying their problems with them and setting them up to solve them. Traditionally, she was pictured as the Sibyl or Oracle, perhaps a Tarot reader, who made herself available to people in need, no matter what their social class or situation. In modern times, she will be found educating, healing, managing disaster aid programs or a charitable drive of some sort.

In every case, she does not see the benefits that exist in her life as belonging solely to her. She feels the needs of her people and will spend freely of her time, energy, skills, money to see that nobody is left out. For this, and because she likes to work in an atmosphere of beauty, enjoyment and abundance, she is sometimes accused of being extravagant. But she works hard, and she sees no reason to deny herself the rewards of a job well done. Everyone who comes in contact with her feels enriched by her enjoyment in living.

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GODDESS VIBES: THE MYTHOLOGY THAT DEFINES YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

GODDESS VIBES: THE MYTHOLOGY THAT DEFINES YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN

The archetypes of the zodiac have a rich and varied history of associated mythology, not only from the ancient Greeks, but also the Egyptian and Mesopotamian cultures. Beyond simply identifying the mythic associations of the zodiac signs, we can learn to use these myths as tools.

The great scholar Joseph Campbell saw myths fulfilling four levels of functions. At the mystical level, myths are tools to reconnect us to our sense of awe and wonder. Yes, these tales are fantastic—they are meant to be. An experience of the extraordinary opens our minds to infinite possibilities. At the cosmological level, myths help us form an image and story of how the world came to be and how we find meaning. Myths help us to wrap our minds around the unfathomable mysteries of life. At the sociological level, myths convey information about social order and codes of moral conduct. The final function of myth is pedagogical, which means they are tools which contain lessons on living. They show us how to fully become ourselves.

Below, the mythology that characterizes each sign of the zodiac.

 

ARIES

The central myth of Aries is the Chrysomallus, a fantastic flying golden ram created by Hermes (Mercury) to rescue the children Phrixus and Helle from their wicked stepmother. After the task was complete, the ram was sacrificed to Zeus, and its golden fleece was hung in an oak in a grove sacred to Ares (Mars). The fleece was protected by brass-hoofed, fire-breathing bulls and a dragon that was eternally awake. The theme of a serpent and a tree is universal, showing up first in the Mesopotamian myth of Inanna and later in Genesis. From a shamanic perspective, the tree is the link between the three worlds, and in turn, the three selves. The dragon represents the lower self which lusts for power, similar to the Freudian id. The bulls represent the middle world, where the animal nature is relatively controlled and tamed, what Freud called the ego. The fleece represents our higher nature, our spiritual and moral side and also our ideal self, what Freud called the superego. In order to claim the golden fleece, the hero Jason required the help of the sorceress Medea. These two represent the alchemical or sacred marriage (hieros gamos) of masculine/feminine aspects (which Freud’s student Carl Jung called anima/animus) that any hero must achieve in order to become whole, and thereby come to know their higher or ideal self—symbolized here by the golden fleece.

TAURUS

There are at least three myths and several variants where Zeus transforms himself or his lover into a bull or cow. Zeus transformed Io, a mortal with whom he had an affair, into a cow to hide her from his wife, the goddess Hera. Alas, the deception did not work and there ensued a complex struggle. Europa also becomes Zeus’ lover—though it is Zeus who transforms into a white bull in order to abduct her. These first two myths appear primarily mystical and cosmological, but the third conveys sociological and pedagogical themes. Europa’s descendent Minos aspired to be King and claimed that the gods answered his prayers in order to win favor. He asked Poseidon to send him a bull and promised to sacrifice it in the sea god’s honor. But when the divine bull appeared Minos kept it and sacrificed another, instead. Poseidon turned the bull wild and instilled in Minos’ wife Pasiphae a bestial lust, whereby she gave birth to the Minotaur. The moral of the story appears to be about the sacredness of contracts—especially those entered into with the gods.

GEMINI

Castor and Pollux (also called the Dioscuri) were twin half-brothers said to have been born from eggs along with their sisters Helen and Clytemnestra. Their mother, Leda, was seduced by Zeus in the form of a swan. But as Leda had been with her husband King Tyndareus the same night, half of the children were mortal (Castor) and half immortal (Pollux). Later in life, the twins abducted women already betrothed to their cousins, resulting in a family feud in which Castor was killed. Zeus allowed Pollux to let his brother share in his immortality, and the two were transformed into stars, alternating between Hades and Olympus (their stars are only visible during half of the year).

On the more positive note, the twins were also heroes who sailed with the Argonauts and participated in the hunting of the Calydonian Boar. They are regarded as helpers of humanity, patrons of travelers, sailors, and athletes. This myth appears to be both a cosmological and sociological statement about the inescapable nature of duality.

 

CANCER

The goddess Hera sent a great crab to aid the Hydra—a serpentine monster—in its battle against Hercules. Hercules’ Twelve Labors figure in the origin stories of more than one of the zodiac signs. The popular conception of these stories is that Hercules was ridding the world of evil beasts, which were often commanded by his spiteful arch-nemesis, Hera. However, some have reframed Hercules’ labors as a war on the older feminine nature religions of the countryside; an establishment of the urban, male-dominated Olympian pantheon. Whichever view you take, the moral of the story is the same: even when ultimately unsuccessful, loyalty and service to the gods are rewarded with immortality.

LEO

The first of Hercules’ labors was to kill the Nemean Lion, a huge beast whose hide was impervious to weapons. Ostensibly, Hercules’ labors were as penance for the crime of killing his wife and children in a fit of madness. The difference between punishment and penance is that penance has the power to be redemptive; by willfully submitting to the labors and making them personally meaningful, Hercules is ultimately transformed by them. To kill the lion, Hercules blocked up one exit of its lair, then entered the other to wrestle and strangle the lion. Hercules then donned the skin of the lion as armor to aid him in the rest of his labors. The moral of the story seems to be that the courage to admit our mistakes, accepting the consequences of our actions and confronting them head-on, makes us stronger and more resilient. In short, our inner strength becomes an outer armor.

VIRGO

The myth of the harvest goddess Demeter offers the best fit for Virgo. After Hades abducted her daughter Persephone—and used pomegranate seeds to trap her in the underworld for half of the year—Demeter withheld of the natural bounty of the earth, a cosmological explanation for the dark time of year when grain won’t grow. But Persephone is also looked after by the goddess Hecate in some versions, causing some to see this as a version of the Triple Goddess. In any event, Demeter’s gift of agriculture to humanity is just as revolutionary as that of fire from Prometheus.

One lesser known character in this mythos is Triptolemus, a young boy whose family was charitable and hospitable to the goddess during her wanderings. As a reward, Triptolemus was taught the art of agriculture and given a chariot drawn by winged dragons with which to spread it across the world. In addition to another statement on duality—the mutable signs are often called bi-corporeal or double-bodied—this myth seems to repeat the sociological themes of the role of the feminine as nurturer, the promise of divine rewards for the virtues of hospitality and charity, and the sacred and mystical side of agriculture.

LIBRA

Astraea was a goddess of justice, and the last of the immortals to dwell on the earth with humans. But even she eventually abandoned the earth, driven away by the increasing lawlessness of humans. The Greeks thought that humanity originated during a golden age and had increasingly become base and warlike, but some held hope that Astraea would return and bring with her another golden age. Some see the Renaissance as one such time (Elizabeth I of England was thought by some to personify Astraea). Because Libra marks the time where the darker seasons of the year begin, this descent of humanity from a golden state to a darker baser form offers another way of personifying the forces of nature and the duality of the seasons. In this case, the fabled return of Astraea is analogous to the return of the light in the spring.

SCORPIO

In the myth of Scorpius, we find yet another example of one of the great goddesses seeking to counterbalance the excesses of masculine figures. In this case, Orion, the great hunter, boasted that his power was so great he could kill any living thing on earth. Hearing this dangerous boast, Gaia (mother earth) sent forth a great scorpion. Tales differ on the exact nature of Orion’s demise, but Zeus eventually put Scorpius in the heavens opposite to Orion, so that the scorpion can be seen chasing the great hunter out of the sky—as Scorpius rises, Orion disappears below the horizon. This is yet another commentary on the cosmological state of balance between various dualities, but it’s also a morality tale. For the Greeks, hubris was a grave sin.

SAGITTARIUS

There are two separate myths connected to the Archer, but both share themes of knowledge, art, and wisdom. The most well-known myth is that of Chiron, the centaur and revered teacher of many Greek heroes. Chiron was wise and skilled not only in the arts of war but also healing and philosophy. He was ultimately a tragic figure who, due to the bungling of Hercules, was forced to trade his immortality to escape the pain of his wounds and free Prometheus.

An alternate myth is that of Crotus, a satyr who was a companion of the nine Muses, personifications of various talents and branches of knowledge. Because of his skill as a hunter, the Muses asked Zeus to set Crotus amongst the stars.

Both myths represent the archetype of what we now call the “Renaissance person,” someone skilled and wise in a variety of arts and sciences. Crotus seems to represent the avocational aspect, as a fan and companion of the muses. Meanwhile, Chiron seems to represent the professional teacher, who may become a tragic figure due to the mishandling of their teachings by a student or follower.

CAPRICORN

The concept of the Sea-Goat predates Greek culture, so it is interesting that we have to go back before the Olympian pantheon to find a myth which truly represents the spirit of Capricorn. Before Zeus took over, the titan Cronus ruled. Cronus was the god of time, and he created Pricus and his race of sea-goats. These creatures were intelligent and honorable, but when Pricus’ children left the sea to climb on land, they lost these powers and became only animals. Like his creator, Pricus had power over time and tried to turn back time to bring his children back to their magical state of being. But no matter how many times he turned back time, the outcome was the same. Pricus was immortal but didn’t want to be the only sea-goat, so he appealed to his creator Cronus to let him die and was set in the sky as Capricorn. This myth seems to speak to a kind of primordial watery intelligence that was lost as life evolved into more land-based, rational forms. The philosopher Jean Gebser has theorized that in order for humanity to evolve past this rational structure of consciousness, it will have to relearn the more ancient mythic and primordial states.

AQUARIUS

In Greek myth, Aquarius is associated with Ganymede, a beautiful boy whom Zeus abducts to be cup-bearer and member of his court at Olympus. A deeper understanding of the archetype of the water-bearer comes from the Egyptian and Mesopotamian cultures. For the Egyptians, the god Hapi was the personification of the Nile floods and was sometimes pictured as pouring forth water from one or two vases. For the Mesopotamians, the god of waters was Ea/Enki, and by some accounts he is the “Great One” referred to in their name for Aquarius. Ea/Enki was a trickster god who is also associated with order, such as the fixing of boundaries, assigning of roles to the other gods, and as patron of craftsmen and artists. Once again, we can see a commentary on duality, as the floods have the power to both erase the old boundaries while necessitating the creation of new ones.

PISCES

Pisces is known in Greek Mythology as the Icthyes, two large fish who either rescued Aphrodite and Eros from the monster Typhon, or whose forms were assumed by the gods in their escape. In order not to lose each other, they tied themselves together with a cord. One interpretation of these fishes has been the polarity between good and evil, represented by the directions of the two fishes themselves: the fish swimming upward representing the spiritual plane and the fish swimming along the ecliptic representative of the material plane. This duality between spiritual and material has been the source of widely divergent world-views. The repression of whichever world-view is considered inferior—or even evil—results in periodic eruptions of cultural figures that force us to acknowledge both sides. It is only through the integration of opposites what wholeness and harmony are achieved.

Gary P. Caton is a transdisciplinary astrologer who maintains an active sacred relationship with the living Sky as his temple. Initiated an astrologer by a magnificent dream in 1993, Gary is the author of Hermetica Triptycha: The Mercury Elemental Year, and host of the popular Hermetic Astrology Podcast. Find Gary online at DreamAstrologer.com

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Get A Jump on Tomorrow, Your Horoscopes for Thursday, April 25

Moon Alert

Avoid shopping or important decisions after 3:30 PM EDT today (12:30 PM PDT). The Moon is in Capricorn.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Today is a mixed bag. Initially, you might feel lonely or intimidated by a boss or someone in a position of authority. You might have a strong emotional reaction – privately. Later in the day, you won’t care so much. Buy an ice cream cone.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Avoid controversial subjects like politics, religion or racial issues, especially earlier in the day because nothing will be resolved. Instead, a heated argument might be the result. Avoid people who are trying to coerce you to agree with them. You don’t need this.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You have some serious ideas about dealing with property, shared property or something related to wills and inheritances. You might feel it’s your duty. (Perhaps it is.) Be aware of the restrictions of the Moon Alert above regarding important decisions.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

This is a tough day to relate to partners and close friends. You might feel hurt, offended or cut off from someone because today many people feel lonely. True – you’re not alone. Don’t take this personally and don’t take it to heart. Things get much better by the weekend.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

This is not an easy day at work. Your dealings with bosses might be discouraging. You might feel unloved and unappreciated by coworkers. Someone might be on your case. Let this go because by late tomorrow – things definitely pick up!

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

Children will be an increased responsibility for some today. (Well, that goes with the territory, doesn’t it?) This is a tough day for romance, which is why some of you are discouraged or depressed. Be of good cheer because by late tomorrow, things warm up for the weekend!

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

This is a poor day for a family discussion, especially with a parent or someone older or in authority. The discussion will be stiff and discouraging. However, don’t take it personally because these kind of vibes are rampant everywhere in the world today. It’s not just you.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

It’s easy to fall into a negative headspace today. Join the club – we number millions. (We don’t talk about it. Nobody cares.) Be aware that this negative influence is temporary and gone by tomorrow afternoon. In fact, the weekend looks positively promising!

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

Your financial scene looks grim today. (When you feel broke, that’s the perfect word, isn’t it?) But this is just a temporary dark cloud on your horizon. Trust me. Don’t let anyone scare or alarm you. Keep your cool because tomorrow is a better day.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Today the Moon is still in your sign lined up with your ruler Saturn and then big daddy Pluto. Yes, that’s Darth Vader at the door. Of course, he isn’t. It just sounds like him. Today things look worse and they really are. Tomorrow afternoon these vibes are gone. Glory hallelujah!

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

Today it’s easy to feel that people or things are confirming your worst fears about yourself. Yeah, this can feel dismal. But this is a fleeting influence, and by tomorrow afternoon, life will start to look completely different! Therefore, be classy. Demonstrate grace under pressure.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

You might feel hurt or offended by someone older or a friend or someone in a position of influence in an organization. It’s upsetting to feel criticized or slighted. It’s upsetting for anyone. However, whatever negative feelings you have will be gone by tomorrow afternoon. Courage.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actress Renee Zellweger (1969) shares your birthday today. You have strength of character and value a spiritual life. You are generous and have a strong drive to succeed. This is a year of fast action, change and new opportunities! Expect to meet adventure and stimulating situations. You will have chances to travel and expand your world plus learn new things. Embrace change. Let your personal freedom be your goal this year.

 

–GeorgiaNicols

Born on April 24, Happy Birthday Taurus!

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Happy Birthday Taurus!

IF YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON APRIL 24, you normally have traditional family values and to you, family takes priority. Your roots, you believe are what keeps you humble and reaching for the stars. You earn the respect of others with ease and embark upon the unknown.

The 24th April birthday personality is usually capable of many things all around but do things in moderation to achieve accurate results. Patience is definitely a virtue that you expect from others.

This Taurus birthday love life and you want to celebrate in style. You have a good heart and can laugh at your own silliness. As a parent, you will more than likely be controlling. You may want to shelter your offspring but the more they know, the likely they are to make better choices.

The 24th April birthday characteristics show that you have a charming personality that is quiet comfortable being around crowds. In that crowd of people, you will find those who love and admire you, Taurus.

While you enjoy being the center of attention, you cherish your peace and quiet. You are sensible and you don‘t complain about much.

When it comes to love and romance, you are the confident one. The April 24 birthday horoscope profile shows that you are emotionally stable and mature. You look for pretty much the same in a soul mate. Your ideal match is someone who can be intensely affectionate. You are slow to give up yourself, but once you decide to settle down, you will accomplish what you set out to do.

However, you believe that someone special will be your true soul mate and will want to make that commitment to love and loyalty. Those born on this 24 April zodiac birthday know that if you put your partner first, everything else will follow. You partners should know that you could be flirtatious and even possessive. You tend to seek attention elsewhere when you do not get it from “home.”

The April 24th birthday astrology analysis shows that due to your sharp intuitive qualities, you are able to make wise financial decisions. People born with your qualities can express their talents in creative ways.

You can be found in professions such as television, radio or film but your expertise lies in money management. Taurus, you can be a trade advisor or an investment banker.

What your birthday says about you is that you knew what you wanted to be when you grew up at a young age. You have since been grooming yourself for a comfortable lifestyle and a worry free retirement. You know when to make that investment for a nice profitable return. On the other hand, you will likely take a position that you are passionate about over salary.

You realize that momentary value is not always the best way to go. It is important to you that you feel a sense of accomplishment at the end of the day. Perhaps a profession in the service industry would be a challenging career that provides you with a sense of pride.

It is common among the April 24 birthday personality to enjoy food. Most people born on this day pride themselves on how well they look so you can be a little vain but you’re right. You do look good and all you do to maintain your body is eat right and get the right amount of exercise. Aging looks good on you, Taurus.

The 24 April birthday meanings show that family takes priority with you. You have strong ties to your roots and enjoy your family. As a parent, however, you are likely to be domineering. You should know that you cannot protect children from every little thing. You like being around a crowd of people but take pleasure in your quiet time.

If today is your birthday, you are slow to love but will put forth 100% of yourselves into the right partnership. You will excel in any career but as a preference, your job should provide variety and a degree of gratification. If you were born on April 24, you are a Taurus who is in good health. You look fabulous with very little effort.

Famous People And Celebrities Born On April 24

Kelly Clarkson, Ben Howard, Cedric the Entertainer, Shirley MacLaine, Austin Nichols, Phil Robertson, Barbra Streisand

This Day That Year – April 24 In History

1704 – The newspaper called the Boston News-Letter is published.
1884 – Atlanta organizes chapter of the National Medical Association of Black physicians.
1900 – The cable car pioneer, Andrew Halliday passed away.
1960 – Killing 500 people, an earthquake hit South Persia.

April 24  Vrishabha Rashi (Vedic Moon Sign)
April 24  Chinese Zodiac SNAKE

April 24 Birthday Planet

Your ruling planet is Venus that symbolizes love, money, pleasures, likes, dislikes and the compromises we are ready to make.

April 24 Birthday Symbol

The Bull Is The Symbol For The Taurus Star Sign

April 24 Birthday Tarot Card

Your Birthday Tarot Card is The Lovers. This card symbolizes the partnerships and choices we make in life. The Minor Arcana cards are Five of Pentacles and Knight of Pentacles

April 24 Birthday Compatibility

You are most compatible with people born under Zodiac Sign Taurus: This is a balanced and practical love match.
You are not compatible with people born under Zodiac Sign ScorpioThis relationship will be heated and an obstinate one.

April 24 Lucky Numbers

Number 1 – This number stands for ambition, power, passion, mastery and inspiration.
Number 6 – This number signifies balance, nurturing, graciousness, pleasantness and compromises.

Lucky Colors For April 24 Birthday

Pink: This color stands for tenderness, no complications in life, emotions and innocence.
Blue: This is a color that stands for sincerity, loyalty, tranquility and communication.

Lucky Day For April 24 Birthday

Friday – This is the day of Venus that symbolizes a day of attraction, attachment, flirtation and persuasion.

April 24 Birthstone Emerald

Your lucky gemstone is Emerald which symbolizes a great vision, ambition, perception and hopefulness.

Ideal Zodiac Birthday Gifts For People Born On The 24th Of April:

An expensive jacket for the man and a pearl choker necklace for the woman.

 

–SunSigns.org

Your Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, April 24

Moon Alert

We have the “all clear” today to shop and do business. The Moon is in Capricorn.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Do be aware that you are high viz. today whether you know it or not. People notice you. They will definitely notice for example, a public argument in an elevator. They will also notice your dealings with authority figures.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Indulge your desire to do something different today because you want to break free from your daily routine. You want to see new places, hear new ideas and talk to interesting people. Ideally, you will travel because you want to explore more of your world.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You have an above average interest in the wealth of others today, especially the wealth of a partner or anyone else who might impact your wealth. (Obviously, this includes credit card companies, debt, taxes and insurance issues.) What’s the score?

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Today the Moon is opposite your sign, which means you have to go more than halfway when dealing with others. It’s not a big deal. You have to be accommodating, willing to compromise, and certainly willing to cooperate. But you can do this.

Leo (July 23-Aug. 22)

Today there are several areas that interest you – your pet, your job and your health. You want to make sure these areas are running smoothly and efficiently, and you’re willing to put out the effort to make this happen. It is what it is.

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)

This is a strong day for the arts and for those of you who work in the entertainment world or the hospitality industry. You might have some good ideas! You will enjoy schmoozing and socializing, especially if there’s a romantic connection. Sports and fun times with kids will also appeal.

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)

Although you are a social sign, you do have to regenerate yourself at home – sometimes for several days. This is one of those days. If you can hang out at home, do so. You might also have an important conversation with a female family member.

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)

No matter who you talk to today, you want to get down to the nitty-gritty of things. You don’t want to waste time in superficial chitchat about inane things like the weather or the traffic. This is why you might be bold when talking to someone. “How’s your sex life?”

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)

You have money on your mind today. You might be thinking about ways to boost your income. You might also think about ways to take care of something that you own because you tend to identify with your possessions today, which is not a bad thing. (It’s better than ignoring them.)

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)

Today the Moon is in your sign. This happens for each sign for two days every month. When it occurs, your luck is slightly improved; however, your emotions are also elevated and somewhat heightened, which is why you might be inclined to overreact. (Not really your style.)

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)

You have had a strong focus on home and family lately; and today is another day where you will be happy to be more introverted and seek opportunities to work behind the scenes or to work alone. You want some privacy to sort things out.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20)

You might have a serious, confidential discussion with a female acquaintance today or a member of a group. This will be important to you. This discussion might even affect your future goals or the way that you choose to identify – or not – with a particular group.

If Your Birthday Is Today

Actor Aidan Gillen (1968) shares your birthday today. You have a relaxed attitude and a firm will. You dislike clutter; and seek noise-free, peaceful environments. This year your hard work will begin to pay off! Therefore, start to simplify your life and focus on how to build solid foundations. Work with purpose. Physical exercise will be important, which is why you should explore any physical discipline that you enjoy.

 

–GeorgiaNicols

Moon Phase Calendar for Wednesday – 24th April 2019 

Moon Phase Calendar

Wednesday – 24th April 2019

 

Current Moon Phase: Waning Gibbous
Moon is currently in the Sign of Capricor

Moon in Capricorn:

You might have a strong need for being useful to the society and you look for justification in the outside world. You may underestimate what you want from yourself and for yourself. Shyness may be accompanied by resentment of the fact that others ignore you. Do not seek approval from the outside, it will not help you get rid of your doubt and it is harmful to you. You have to trust your inner values.

Organs influenced by Capricorn Moon Sign:

Organs: Knees, joints, backbone, spinal muscles, patella, bones, tendons and ligaments, skin, hair, spleen, the organ of balance.

These organs are now more sensitive so provide them with extra care.

Surgical operations:

Surgical operations are recommended during the Waning Moon.
However, avoid surgeries of organs under the influence of the Moon Sign.