A Little Humor for Your Day: Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

Top Ten Reasons Why
Beer Is Better Than Religion


  1. If you have a beer, you don’t go around door to door trying to give it to someone else.
  2. You can prove that you have a beer.
  3. It is against the law to offer beer to little children who are not old enough to think for themselves.
  4. Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the stake over his particular brand of beer.
  5. If you have a beer, you don’t have to wait over 2000 years for another one.
  6. There are many federal laws that make them print the truth on beer labels.
  7. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
  8. Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.
  9. There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.
  10. If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are groups you can join to help you stop!

–Turok’s Cabana

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2 thoughts on “A Little Humor for Your Day: Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

  1. Wait wait wait, a group to help me stop having beer ? That’s just sick.

    12. Beer has never molested me.
    13. Beer only stays for the party, and politely leaves every 12 minutes after drinking it.
    14. Speaking of religion, Moses enjoyed the occasional brewski.
    15. Jesus was a wine drinker, ’nuff said !
    16. Beer is made from grain, grain is healthy, beer is health food.
    17. Happiness is a cold beer on a warm day.
    18. Grain, water and flowers. Foods that don’t need siracha.
    19. Hipsters enjoy beer, it’s thier one endearing quality.
    20. Creator created grain, water and hops, ergo, creator invented beer, and Germans, don’t forget the Germans.

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