A Little Humor for Your Day – 13 Commandments

 

A Little Humor for Your Day – 13 Commandments

 

Thou shall not turn thy ex into a frog
Thou shall not meddle in the affairs of dragons, thou are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Thou shall not laugh at nekked snow sprites
Thou shall not get drunk with thy Goddess’s wine
Thou shall not sacrifice thy little sister
Thou shall not go running around proclaiming thy witchhood if thy are in times of burning.
Thou shall not question the word of thy High Priestess – She is God
Thou shall not laugh at being nekked at coven – thou shall be killed
Thou shall not commit to signing anything that declares any single person as thy lord and savior
Thou shall not invoke thy Watchtowers only to say “never mind”
Thou shall not burn enough candles to burn thy house down
Thou shall not have the magickal name “Sir Stinky Fartsalot”
Thou shall not call coven only for laughs

 

—Willow Blackthorn, Author
Originally published On Pagan Library

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