A Little Humor for Your Day – “How to Live a Long Life”

How to Live a Long Life

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?”

“I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day”, she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all.”

“This is absolutely amazing at your age!”, says the passer-by. “How old are you?”

“Twenty four.”

 

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5 thoughts on “A Little Humor for Your Day – “How to Live a Long Life””

  1. Lady A, My web site is StevenLsite, but my name is Steven (Ocean Star). Raven use to be my spirit animal and I thought the Wild Witch was great—My inner child loved it. Thank you.

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    1. I am sorry, I didn’t see you replying. Hmm, something is wrong with my light. It is really nice to know that someone likes the Wild Witch. I was wondering how that was going over. I think the owl and wolf are probably the Spirit Animals that I absolutely love. There are so many beautiful graphics of them. I would love to put them all on here but….

      I apologize for seeing your replies sooner. Got to get that light fixed!

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