Day: March 21, 2016

A Little Humor for Your Day – “Tide With Bleach”

Tide With Bleach

Dear Tide:

I’m writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.

My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn’t come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that when the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband, it was quite a relief.

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people…

Signed,
A relieved menopausal wife

Source

Turok’s Cabana

Your Daily Planet Tracker for March 21: Venus in Pisces, Now Until Apr 5, 2016

 

 

 

 

PLANET TRACKER

Venus in Pisces

Now Until Apr 5, 2016

 

Venus, the love planet, feels very much at home in sensitive Pisces. These two make a highly refined couple that understands the spiritual side of romance and the more subtle elements of art and style.

Traditional astrologers believe that Venus is exalted in Pisces. This means that the nature of the planet is lifted to a higher level of expression in this sign. The idea of unconditional love is perfectly expressed by this pair. Pisces recognizes no boundaries and includes all that it feels. Loving Venus in this sign is about relationships that are unconditional and spiritual in nature.

When Venus is in Pisces, we all have opportunities to appreciate people without the need to “own” them. There is a spaciousness to relationships that permits higher and higher levels of connection with lesser degrees of control. Love may be experienced in the purest of forms now.

There are some potential pitfalls here, however. A lack of discrimination can mean that romance is foolishly projected onto an unworthy subject. Dreams of perfect partnership can sow illusions that lead to future disappointment. There is also the possibility that one can go too far in adapting to another’s needs to gain approval. Pisces’ tendency to adapt means that we may sacrifice too much of who we really are to avoid conflict or disruption within a relationship.

A heightened sensitivity to criticism or the judgments of others can lead to some painful moments during this period. A way to avoid this is to remember that perfection is not just something to aspire to; it is something that already exists in each of us. Accepting ourselves as fully as we are ready to accept others is a good way to bring Pisces’ spiritual potentials down to Earth at this time.

Venus is associated with the arts in general, and the voice in particular. It’s no surprise that such illustrious female singers as Barbra Streisand, Diana Ross, Billie Holiday and Celine Dion were all born with Venus in Pisces. The artistic expression (Venus) of fantasy (Pisces) is perfect for actresses Patricia Arquette, Drew Barrymore, Geena Davis, Laura Dern, Bridget Fonda, Michelle Pfeiffer and Vanessa Redgrave, as well as actors John Travolta, Sidney Poitier and Michael Caine.

Writers Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Charles Dickens, Vladimir Nabokov, Anais Nin, Edgar Allan Poe, Carl Sandburg and Jules Verne all reflect the rich Venus in Pisces imagination in their work.

The spiritual side of Venus in Pisces is well represented by metaphysician Manley Palmer Hall, mystical musician George Harrison, well-armed guru Elizabeth Clare Prophet, psychedelic meditator Ram Dass, new age writer-actress Shirley MacLaine, author Ken Keyes and social activist Dr. Martin Luther King.

Three famous people with Venus in Pisces have promulgated their own ideas about love. They are Cosmopolitan’s Helen Gurley Brown, Playboy’s Hugh Hefner and the one and only Casanova.

 

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Your Daily Influences for March 21

Your Daily Influences
March 21, 2016 

 

The Chariot
Victory and success in the world.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tiwaz
You may be in a period of stagnation. Your goals may be unattainable or unrealistic at this time. Fortunately these times pass. Take stock of yourself and your goals. Do not fight battles you know you cannot win. Be patient.

 

 

 

Leo the Lion
This aspect of your life will be strongly influenced by a person who is generous, warm-hearted, creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, expansive, faithful and loving. This person is most likely a relative.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your Daily Influences represent events and challenges the current day will present for you. They may represent opportunities you should be ready to seize. Or they may forewarn you of problems you may be able to avoid or lessen. Generally it is best to use them as tips to help you manage your day and nothing more.

Your Charm for March 21 is The Greek Vowels

Your Charm for Today

Today’s Meaning:
This aspect will be influenced by a sudden strong stroke of good fortune. This good fortune will be unpredictable and will last only a short time. It will bring with it good health, happiness and success.

General Description:
This talisman was a great favorite in olden times, and was composed of the Seven Vowels of the Greek Alphabet. The desired favours were supposed to be granted upon the correct utterance of the forty-nin different sounds of the Seven Vowels, each vowel having seven distinct methods of expression. Of the many benefits supposed to be conferred were – good health, happiness, wisdom, fortune, foresight, success in all undertakings, complete protection from moral, as well as physical ills, and control over the powers of darkness. The ancients thought that there was an affinity between the seven vowels and the seven planets which they believed kept this earth in existence.

Your Ancient Symbol Card for March 21 is The Open Door

Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today

The Open Door



The Open Door signifies the presence of new opportunities. However, to reap the benefits of these prospects you will have to move beyond where you are now–forsake the comforts and safety of your current life and head out in new directions. Moves like those symbolized by The Open Door require courage, because fresh opportunities signify the chance of gain, but do not guarantee they will be realized. Regardless of the benefits that may be reaped, with the transitions like those required to explore these new found opportunities, something is always lost. Before launching on a voyage down new paths it is a good idea to objectively assess your current state of being and decide whether what you have now is worth jeopardizing.

As a daily card, The Open Door indicates a time that is primed for you to pursue new goals and dreams. For you opportunity exists, but there are no assurances that they will lead to a richer life. Weigh your current circumstances carefully, and if you feel there is a more fulfilling path for you, then this is the moment for you to begin your walk down that path–the moment for you to walk through The Open Door before you.

Your Daily Witches Rune for March 21 is The Eye

 

Today’s Witches Rune

The Eye

Meaning: The eye has always been a powerful symbol for different cultures. Some believe that the soul resides in them, while others think it’s possible to curse a person merely by looking at them. Through our eyes we connect and express emotions and thoughts. Thus, this is one of the most powerful runes in the set, emphasizing the importance of any rune close to it. The Eye symbol is also related to “vision” is all senses, including the physical. This rune can represent our eyes and optic nerves. It can also represent activities such as research, analysis, photography and creative visualization. When it appears, there’s an urge to observe, to explore, to understand deeply what is before you. This rune is usually related to sudden realizations. Not necessarily a ‘shock’ (unless some violent rune is close it, like the Scythe and the Man), but more related to the lifting of veils. Your eyes are suddenly open, and you see things that were unknown to you before. A change of perception and focus in life is to be expected when this rune appears… whatever the situation is, the way you see it will be transformed.

The Eye rune also says that now it’s time for you to go after what you want. Your focus is powerful right now, and everything you concentrate on can become successful.This rune often represents a lonely journey towards a goal… it suggests a calling and a connection to something bigger, a sense of purpose. Your path is clear to you now; you know which way to go, even if you don’t know where exactly it’ll take you. In a spiritual level, This rune can represent a development of one’s psychic skills, or an advancement in one’s spiritual path. As you connect yourself to a deeper source, and learn to trust, you gain wisdom and your eyes see far. A higher power seems to be guiding you in times when the Eye appears. Like the Sun rune, this rune can mean that right now all eyes are on you. But unlike the former symbol, when the Eye appears there’s some discomfort related to such attention. It may be excessive and even unwelcome. In fact, this is one of this rune’s most negative facets: it may show an invasion of privacy, when someone (or even you) pry into another’s life and scrutinize their every move. Beware of flatterers and stalkers. The Eye cautions against obsession and the tendency to spy on other people’s affairs. In a relationship reading, the Eye can symbolize a predestined bond to another person.

Note that this does not promise a happy ending, but simply says that this connection is powerful and will be very important in your life. In fact, because the Eye rune is a solitary one, it is possible that the people in the relationship cannot be together due to difficult circumstances. Still, your bond that person will transform you. In a negative way, this rune can cautions against invading your partner’s personal space or stalking them.

 

 

Additional information about Today’s Witches Rune courtesy of Your Spiritual Journey Australia

Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for March 21 is Aeon

Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for Today

Aeon



Aeon deals with our journey and constant transformation through time. It denotes both endings and beginnings, our ability to redeem ourselves through action, and hope for the future. Aeon teaches us to accept our past–embrace it as an essential component of our being–but not to allow it to keep our spirits from moving towards the future and finding our personal utopia.

Your Weekly Tarot Card Reading for March 21st

 

 

 

 

 

Weekly Tarot Card Reading

A one-card reading gives you a glimpse at what’s coming

By Brigit Esselmont, Videos, Tarot Reader, Tarot Cards, Tarot

For the week of March 21, I chose The Hanged Man.

While last week was about planning for your future, this week is about taking a step back to assess those plans, and making sure that they are indeed in alignment with your soul’s purpose.

Don’t be afraid to put your plans on hold temporarily so that you can step back and look at the situation from a different perspective. Often, when we remove ourselves from the busy-ness of our days, we allow ourselves the opportunity to gain new perspective and a higher level of enlightenment about what next.

If your plans have become “up in the air” without you wanting them to be, give thanks to the universe for allowing you this temporary pause. Make the most of it and tune out and chill out.

 

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Your Daily Tarot Card for Monday, March 21 is The Fool

 

 

 

 

 

Tarot Card of the Day

The Fool

March 21st, 2016

Pamela Coleman-Smith’s artful rendition of The Fool in the Rider-Waite Tarot deck is often used to represent Tarot in general. Early classical versions of The Fool card, however, portray quite a different character — a person driven by base needs and urges, who has fallen into a state of poverty and deprivation.

In some earlier instances, The Fool is made out to be a carnival entertainer or a huckster. In others, he is portrayed as decrepit and vulnerable — as the cumulative result of his delusions and failures. Not until the 20th century do you see the popular Rider-Waite image of The Fool arise — that of an innocent soul before its fall into matter, untainted by contact with society and all its ills.

Modern decks usually borrow from the Rider-Waite imagery. Most Fool cards copy the bucolic mountainside scene, the butterfly, and the potential misplaced step that will send The Fool tumbling into the unknown. Don’t forget, though, that the earlier versions of this card represented already-fallen humanity, over-identified with the material plane of existence, and beginning a pilgrimage toward self-knowledge and, eventually, wisdom. The Fool reminds us to recognize the path of personal development within ourselves — and the stage upon that path where we find ourselves — in order to energize our movement toward deeper self-realization.

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Get A Jump On Tomorrow, Your Horoscopes for Tuesday, March 22nd

 

 

 

 

 

Get A Jump On Tomorrow….

Your Horoscopes for Tuesday, March 22nd

by Rick Levine

 

General Horoscope

Every little thing seems to be intensified as we move toward tomorrow’s polarizing Lunar Eclipse. Although there are no significant planetary aspects today, we can’t ignore the building pressure of giant Jupiter’s looming square to karmic Saturn. We might not know whether to push forward or retreat while these cosmic regulators are locking horns. Meanwhile, the orderly Virgo Moon urges us to seek the right answers no matter how elusive they remain.

Aries Horoscope MAR 21 – APR 19

Finishing your work may be impossible today, especially if you underestimated the size of the job. If you hit a wall now, your first impulse is to rev up your engines and plow ahead while you have the energy. But you could be stuck dealing with mundane responsibilities that are more pressing than your long-term goals. Don’t work yourself into a state of high anxiety, for the current resistance will eventually dissipate. Accepting your obligations and reshuffling your priorities accomplishes more than you realize.

Taurus Horoscope APR 20 – MAY 20

You’re determined to make progress on your goals today, but your attention may be required in different areas of your life. Although you realize there are many paths for growth, you still grow annoyed if you don’t have the freedom to choose which one to take. Rather than chasing your professional dreams, concentrate on more personal aspirations for now. To make your heart happy seek spiritual fulfillment, joy and purpose, not material success.

Gemini Horoscope MAY 21 – JUN 20

You might feel as if someone has tied your hands, preventing you from following through with the work that’s been assigned to you. Sometimes, you’re easily distracted but you’re not willing to give up now, since you believe that your persistence will pay off. Be careful not to assign blame to the apparent obstacles. Others may play antagonistic roles in your life, but in the long run their presence will only make you stronger. The greater the resistance, the deeper your satisfaction when you reach your goal.

Cancer Horoscope JUN 21 – JUL 22

Your nurturing spirit may be met with indifference now, making you reconsider if being nice is really worth the effort. As much as people might not be appreciative of your contributions today, it’s still important to take the high road while coming from a place of love. Happiness will become even more distant if you allow anyone’s negativity to subdue your heart. Life is better when you’re laughing, especially if it inspires others to join in.

Leo Horoscope JUL 23 – AUG 22

Just as you are beginning to understand how self-restraint can effectively increase your creativity, something happens that tempts you to let go of the controls. You might momentarily think that taking a risk and saying what’s on your mind will lead to a communication breakthrough today. However, resisting the urge to loosen your grip will actually sustain your relationships for the long haul. If you are on the right trajectory, slow and steady progress is better now than a mad dash for the finish line.

Virgo Horoscope AUG 23 – SEP 22

Your smile is big now, fooling others into forgetting how serious you are while you keep them off guard with your easygoing attitude. Still, behind your happy face, you’re just as cautious and critical as ever, working to tie up each and every loose end. But there’s really nothing to be gained from struggling today, for no matter how hard you try to appear a model of perfection, you simply can’t control everything. Choose your battles wisely and preemptively let some of the details go.

Libra Horoscope SEP 23 – OCT 22

Opposition comes from others today, apparently because you’re the one pushing the group into new territory. However, just because you can see the big picture better than anyone else, people are not willing to blindly follow your lead. Take your time and share all the information you have at your disposal. It really doesn’t pay to keep anything to yourself now; when everyone knows what you know, then they will eagerly go along with your plan.

Scorpio Horoscope OCT 23 – NOV 21

You’re searching for a new wave of illumination in your life. But your attention may need to be temporarily redirected as real world responsibilities get in the way of your metaphysical meanderings. You have recently survived a few years of hard work and character testing where you didn’t have much time for contemplation. Although the tables have turned, you still need to respect common sense. Nevertheless, your friends and coworkers can inspire you when you need it. As the mystic poet Rumi wrote, “Set your life on fire. Seek those who fan your flames.”

Sagittarius Horoscope NOV 22 – DEC 21

The motivational power of your key planet Jupiter often inspires you to face life with great enthusiasm. However, stern Saturn moving through high-minded Sagittarius is raining on your parade now and confronting you with one reason after another to wave the white flag. Although your optimism can lead you astray, it’s not useful if you succumb to the illusions of negativity. Adjust your sights to take reality into consideration and then slip back into gear. Your relentless efforts will bring rewards, even if delayed.

Capricorn Horoscope DEC 22 – JAN 19

Although your energy level is returning to normal, you may be daunted by the commitments you made. Exuberant Jupiter is taunting your key planet Saturn, encouraging you to take on more work than intended. But don’t waste energy worrying if you can deliver the goods. Just narrow your focus and get on with the tasks at hand. Even if you aren’t performing up to your own exacting standards, no one can fault you if you give it your best.

Aquarius Horoscope JAN 20 – FEB 18

You must stand up to an individual powerhouse today as someone tries to block your forward movement. However, confident Jupiter is on your side and you should be able to easily overcome any resistance as long as you don’t overstate your position. Your best strategy is to seek a way to stay on your present course without turning an opponent into an enemy. Instead of doing battle with each other, seek common ground so you can ultimately work together for the highest good.

Pisces Horoscope FEB 19 – MAR 20

Your vision is vast now and others seem to just expand your perspective even more. Buoyant Jupiter is your traditional ruling planet, yet it doesn’t feel so great today when it runs into taskmaster Saturn. On a deeper level, someone in control can block your path, even as you’re being lured into the distant future. If you are insisting on yes while your boss is saying no, rethink your plans before continuing on your journey. As Lao Tzu wrote, “Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished.”

 

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