
Month: June 2015
WOTC Cartoon of the Day – “Just Found Out Why Witches Hang Out With Black Cats, lol!

A Little Humor for Your Day – “Redneck Medical Terms”
Redneck Medical Terms
Benign – What you be, after you be eight.
Artery – The study of paintings
Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria
Barium – what doctors do when patients die
Cesarean section – a neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan – searching for kitty
Cauterize – made eye contact with her
Colic – a sheep dog
coma- a punctuation mark
D & C – Where Washington is
Dilate – to live long
Enema – Not a friend
Fester – quicker than someone else
Fibula – a small lie
GI series – world series of military baseball
Hangnail – what you hang your coat on
Impotent – distinguished, well-known
Labor pain – getting hurt at work
medical staff – a doctor’s cane
Morbid – a higher offer
Nitrates – cheaper than day rates
Node – I knew it
Outpatient – a person who has fainted
Pap Smear – A fatherhood test
Pelvis – second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative – a letter carrier
Recovery room – place to do upholstery
Rectum – darn near killed him
Secretion – hiding something
Seizure – a Roman emperor
Tablet – a small table
Terminal Illness – getting sick at the airport
Tumor – one plus one more
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose – nearby / close by
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Your Daily Planet Tracker: Mars In Gemini, Now Until June 24
Planet Tracker
Mars in Gemini
May 11, 2015 to Jun 24, 2015
Mars in Gemini is an energetic planet in a highly mobile sign. The fact is, however, that Gemini moves in more than one direction at a time, in contradition to Mars’ knifelike thrusts. Mars does best when it’s focused. It is pure hunter instinct that hones in on the target, then strikes its blow. But, Gemini is a better talker than a fighter. It’s a wanderer and thinker, not a killer.
The challenge, then, is to stay on track. But, maybe that’s not even possible now. Maybe we need to stay on more than one track. Diversity is the name of Gemini’s game. Brief incursions may work better than full-scale invasions. Gemini is about tasting little bits at a time, rather than making a total commitment. We might all work more efficiently now if we have a variety of tasks that we can move among like butterflies.
Step lightly in the airy sign. A heavy footprint will only bog you down. This is a time for dancers, not stompers. Wit works wonders when properly placed. The greatest weapon is the mind with Mars in Gemini. Just remember what it feels like to be at the other end of the verbal barb, and avoid laughing while others cry.
Mars in Gemini seems common among divas: Barbra Streisand, Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin and Lena Horne were born with it. Wayne Newton, Tammy Faye Bakker, Eva Peron, Josephine Baker, Fabio and Arnold Schwarzenegger are also part of this group. Make of it what you will.
Raucous rocker Jimmy Page, Keith Richards, Jim Morrison, Roger Daltry and Leon Russell belong to this band, along with wordsmiths Randy Newman, Joni Mitchell and Kris Kristofferson. We’ve got randy royals (or royal wannabees) Prince Phillip and Camilla Parker Bowles, and tennis stars Billie Jean King and John McEnroe. We have very bad boys O.J. Simpson and Mike Tyson, and less dangerous ones like Sean Penn and Dennis Hopper.
Mars in Gemini can dress up like model Naomi Campbell or cross-dress like M.A.S.H.’s Jamie Farr; roleplay like writer George Plimpton and make us laugh like Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Tom Arnold, Albert Brooks and Penny Marshall. Gemini brains show in smart girls Alicia Witt, Uma Thurman, Meryl Streep and Erica Jong, and clever boys Sean Connery and Peter O’Toole. There are dreamers here too: like Lech Walesa, Martin Luther King and The Little Prince author Antoine Saint-Exupery to remind us that hope has no boundaries and imagination no limits.
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The Wisdom of Buddha
The Wisdom of Buddha

No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
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Your Daily Influences for June 14
Your Daily Influences
June 14, 2015
The Moon
This card represents serendipity, creativity and the coming to life of psychic powers. It may also signify dangers yet seen, deception and bad luck for someone dear to you.
Perthro
This may be a period of loneliness and stagnation you must fight through. This may not be a good time for you to take chances or indulge in any form of gambling.
The Food Charm
You must take steps to protect your body from what you ingest. This aspect is affected by a poor diet. You have a bad habit of filling your body with things you know are not good for you.
Your Daily Influences represent events and challenges the current day will present for you. They may represent opportunities you should be ready to seize. Or they may forewarn you of problems you may be able to avoid or lessen. Generally it is best to use them as tips to help you manage your day and nothing more.
Your Charm for June 14th is The Buckle of Isis
Your Charm for Today

Today’s Meaning:
Someone who will, or has told a lie about you regarding this aspect will be discovered and the truth will come out. They will suffer for their injustice and you shall prevail.
General Description:
The blood of Isis, the virtue of Isis, the magic power of Isis, the magic power of the Eye, are protecting this the Great one; they prevent any wrong being done to him. Thus reads a portion of the 156th chapter of the Egyptian Book of the Dead, which was engraved, often with other invocations, on the Buckle of Isis amulets. Great faith was placed in the magic power of this buckle, or tie. It was believed that the wearer would be protected and guarded from every kind of evil for ever and ever.
Your Three Dragons Reading Given on June 14th
The Three Dragons Reading
The Dragon Reading creates a relationship between sets of tiles to each Dragon to explore how the Three Dragons will influence you now and in the near future.
The Red Dragon represents success, achievement and fulfillment. The three tiles under the Red Dragon tile will influence the power your Red Dragon currently has in your life
The Green Dragon indicates beginnings. The Green Dragon’s tile set will suggest places where you should consider putting your energy.
The White Dragon is indeed a wily fellow. His domain is the great unknown, and the tile set under him suggests an area or areas that could affect your life in unexpected ways.
Your Daily MahJong Tile for June 14 is Wan 7, Symbol: Seven Stars
Your Daily Tile
June 14, 2015
Wan 7
Symbol: Seven Stars
The Seven Stars tile signifies creative growth and power. Creativity should be applied to the area this tile appears. This is a place to let your imagination run free. The Seven Stars tile also indicates hope for the future.
Your Daily Animal Spirit for June 14th is The Heron
Your Daily Animal Spirit for Today
June 14th, 2015

Heron
Is your life in a state of balance? If not, long-legged Heron has flown in today to help you. Because Heron is a water bird, he is most often associated with emotions. He stands motionless, almost in a trance, his body mirrored in the water below. Take a few moments today to be like Heron—be quiet, go within, and discover the answer to your questions.
Your Ancient Symbol Card for June 14th is The Phoenix
Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today

The Phoenix
The mythical, endearing Phoenix has long been a symbol of rebirth, renewal, and coming full circle. Tired in both body and spirit the aged Phoenix combust into flames and from its ashes is reborn. The Phoenix does not indicate change so much as it does renewal and revitalization. It denotes the completion of a cycle and beginning anew.
As a daily card, The Phoenix suggest you are at a place where some aspects of your life have reached the end of a cycle. Your energies may be weakened from use and stretched over too many arenas to be as effective as they once were. As a result, now may be a good time for you to take a step back and allow yourself time to revitalize both your physical and spiritual self.
The Witches Rune for June 14th is The Black Rune
Witches Rune for the Day
The Blank Rune
Meaning: This is a rune of difficulty and negative influences will rule your life for a time, but as all difficulties are a learning experience it will lead to improved personal perspective and progress on your life’s path. Always consult the surrounding runes with this stone. If it lies with a positive stone, it indicates that the pain of this experience will lead to a beneficial change in circumstances.
Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for June 14th is The Emperor
Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for Today

The Emperor
The Emperor is blessed with the skills to successfully lead others. He can turn chaos into order and provide structure to that which is unbound. He is quick of mind and confident in his power and right to rule, and does so in a just manner. Although stern by nature, he truly is the ultimate father figure. He will provide as needed, teach those with unanswered questions, protect the vulnerable, set and maintain boundaries. His perfect world runs on schedule and is free of any disturbances. What the Emperor must be wary of is setting boundaries and rules where none are needed. If he isn’t careful not to over use his powers he may well become a tyrant.
Your Daily I Ching Hexagram for June 14th is 61: Mutually Trusting
Today’s I Ching Hexagram
June 14th, 2015
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61: Mutually Trusting

Summary:
Develop mutual trust amongst your group. Trust will hasten success.
Line One of Your Hexagram is a 9:
Learn to trust those around you. Give them the benifit of doubt.
Line Two of Your Hexagram is a 9:
Manage fairly and everyone will enjoy success.
Line Three of Your Hexagram is a 6:
You may be at a turning point. Think through any plan carefully.
Line Four of Your Hexagram is a 6:
Deal with problems swiftly.
Line Five of Your Hexagram is a 9:
Do what you must to gain the trust of those around you.
Line Six of Your Hexagram is a 9:
Now is a time for action.
Your Rune for June 14th is Berkano
Berkano is the Rune of birth and rebirth. This may symbolize a time when you are capable of great personal growth. Love may be in the air as well.
Additional information about Today’s Rune, Berkano
berkana : birch
Phonetic equivalent: b
- DIVINATORY MEANINGS:
- fertility, health, new beginnings, growth, conception, plenty, clearance
- MAGICAL USES:
- healing (especially infections), achieving conception, making a fresh start
- ASSOCIATED MYTHS & DEITIES:
- Frigg, Idunna
- ANALYSIS:
- The birch is fundamentally a symbol of fertility. There are numerous instances in European folk tradition where birch twigs are used to bring prosperity and encourage conception. They were fixed above a sweetheart’s door on May Day in Cheshire, England, and were placed in stables and houses to promote fertility. On the continent, young men, women and cattle were struck with birch twigs for this same purpose, and young boys would be sent out to “beat the bounds of the parish” with branches of birch to ensure prosperity in the coming year. Witches were said to ride broomsticks made from birch, an image which probably originated with fertility rituals where dancers would ‘ride’ brooms through the fields, the height of their jumping indicating how high the grain should grow.
- If teiwaz is the fundamental male mystery, then berkana certainly belongs to the women, for it represents the path of the mother, the healer and the midwife, bringing new life after death just as the birch puts out the first leaves after winter. While Tyr’s wound is acquired through his encounter with death, berkana’s wound is that of menstruation, and her ordeal is that of childbirth. The birch is abundant and all providing, and heals through nourishment, cleansing and empathy.
Your Personal Tarot Power Cards for June 14th
Your Personal Tarot Power Cards
This reading represents strengths you were born with.
The Wheel of Fortune
The Wheel of Fortune represents that aspect of life that is directed by forces and events we may not understand or even be aware of. In short, The Wheel deals with chance—those occurrences that manage to alter even the most structured of lives, usurp man’s “best laid plans.” While the effects of The Wheel are unpredictable, the outcome is always change; sometimes for the better, sometimes for the worse. Our path through life is never a ride down a perfectly straight highway. Sometimes we may even experience hairpin turns or complete reversals of direction. The Wheel of Fortune is strong reminder that despite our plans, the Universe has its own agenda from which we cannot escape participation.
When The World or The Fool are among your personal cards, the influence of The Wheel of Fortune may be increased. Having The Hierophant or The Emperor in your personal cards may diminish the influence of The Wheel of Fortune.
The Magus
The Magus is the physical embodiment of decisive action based upon knowledge and aimed squarely at specific goals. While firmly set in the material world, he none-the-less has a powerful spiritual connection as well. His knowledge, wisdom and skill are all encompassing. He is complete. His power as a creator is unmatched on our earthly plane. He is self-aware and unafraid to act. His enormous strength gives him the freedom to act as he chooses. However, responsibility comes with that freedom. Because he is not bound to the restraints of others he must choose how to act. The question that always lies before him is should he act morally, or forsake ethics for personal gain.
When The Chariot is among your personal cards, the influence of The Magus may be increased. Having The Empress or Hanged Man in your personal cards may diminish the influence of The Magus.
Your Daily Tarot Card for Sunday, June 14th is The Sun
Your Personal Daily Tarot Card

The Sun
Only The World card of the Tarot can match the blessings that come with The Sun. While it certainly doesn’t promise a life’s path without some bumps in the road, The Sun indicates all will be well. The Sun is our Cosmic Nurturer. Life flourishes under its radiant beams. It provides the illumination to find Truths and lights one’s path so they do not get lost. To stand in the rays of The Sun is to shine. To absorb its energy promotes growth, exceptional physical and mental health, and good fortune. The Sun is empowering, elevating and fills those who bask in it with confidence and sense of self-worth.
Get A Jump On Tomorrow, Your Horoscopes for Monday, June 15th
Get A Jump on Tomorrow….
Your Horoscopes for Monday, June 15th
Aries

Saturn has moved back into your solar eighth house until September 17th, dear Aries, and you’re likely to revisit some unfinished business, possibly related to debts and money owed, your attitude towards intimacy, and relationships. This is a time for crystallizing some of the lessons you’ve learned while Saturn transited this area of your chart from October 2012 to December 2014. There can be some restlessness to get through later today, and possibly a disappointment. You may not be feeling in harmony with the desires or intentions of those close to you, leaving you to feel subtly out of step. Doubts about a partner may not be warranted, so try to take your time before voicing them. This is not the best time to force your will. Take the time to review your feelings, but don’t let them distract you from your current path. With a New Moon occurring tomorrow, it’s especially appropriate today to think about attitudes, things, and ideas that you may be better off leaving behind you.
Taurus

Saturn has moved back into your partnership sector for a period of three months, dear Taurus, and it’s time to take care of unfinished business in a relationship, and/or to crystallize the lessons that came with Saturn’s transit here from October 2012 to December 2014. It’s a good period for finding closure and dealing with relationship matters that were left dangling. Saturn is about commitment, structure, reality, and maturation, and is influencing your partnerships. Today, there can be some feeling that you’re being upstaged or overlooked. There can be mild disappointments with friends or family, or you could feel that you have to make a choice between the two, which is awkward at best. Because it’s a Balsamic Moon today, it’s best to think about ways of letting go and moving on so that you can feel freer when the New Moon occurs tomorrow, turning your attention to new approaches and paths.
Gemini

Saturn has moved back into your solar sixth house, dear Gemini, for three months before it moves out permanently (or at least not for another 28-29 years). This is a time for taking care of unfinished business related to work, daily routines, and health. With Saturn here, it’s about cleaning up, simplifying, organizing, and getting things into order. This can be an important summer for finishing up a long-term project or for getting your daily affairs into better order. Today, try not to misrepresent yourself with your words. There’s a tendency to say things that are not truly coming from your heart. The Moon is in your sign all day and is Balsamic. A New Moon occurs tomorrow in your sign, pointing to an important new beginning. Today, identify those attitudes and situations that you are hanging on to that may be preventing you from moving forward in the best way possible.
Cancer

Saturn is dipping back into your solar fifth house for three months, dear Cancer, and this can mean returning to an unfinished project, dealing with a matter of the heart, or finalizing an important project. Take care of loose ends, consider ways to improve and structure your time in order to better represent your needs for both play and work. There can be serious decisions to make, but they’re vital to your progress. Today, it can be a little difficult to judge the value of something, making it best not to make impulsive purchases. It can also be difficult to totally trust what others are saying to you. A New Moon occurs tomorrow, and today, you can feel a greater need to rest and detox.
Leo
Saturn has dipped back into your home and family sector, dear Leo, where it will transit for the coming three months. This is a time for taking care of unfinished business, particularly related to home and family matters, as well as psychological issues. There can be more inner “re-working” going on, as well as restructuring of home and family life. This is a time for facing issues surrounding your attachments to the past, doing a little more “spring cleaning” inside and possibly more literally as well. You’ll be getting yourself to a state of feeling in charge of your home, family, and support system. Today, there can be some confusion about whether or not to trust someone, or about your feelings for someone. Interactions can be hard to read at the moment. A New Moon occurs tomorrow, making today a good time for clearing out the cobwebs and letting go of those things that are cluttering your mind or keeping you from growing and improving.
Virgo

With Saturn moving back into your solar third house for a three-month return visit, dear Virgo, it’s time to finish up an important project or go back to studies/work you need to complete. You could be quite preoccupied with serious work or a rather heavy schedule, and you may be a little less communicative with friends and family in the process. A project may be wrapping up now. Ideally, by the end of this period, you will have gained a greater depth of understanding, having focused on information and communication that you can really use to feel more effective in the world. This is an excellent period for really cleaning up your daily schedule or completing a project that will benefit you for years to come. Today, you may not know your next step or real feelings on a matter in a relationship. Today’s Balsamic Moon points to a need to let go rather than take on. The New Moon occurring tomorrow will redirect your interests.
Libra

Saturn is on its last leg of its journey through your sector of values and finances, dear Libra. This first began in October 2012, ended in December 2014, and is now active again until September of this year. This has been a period for becoming stronger in your position with money and honing or refining your talents and skills. You continue to work on your effectiveness in the world, and learning exactly what has been holding you back from achieving the results you want. This summer, your expectations are likely to be more “real” than they have ever been, and you’re likely to feel more confident about your ability to provide for yourself. You may be tying up loose ends and completing projects, or returning to money matters that have been left unfinished. Today, you may feel a little disoriented with divided loyalties between friends and responsibilites. Be especially sensitive about others’ values and opinions today, as you may inadvertently undermine them. The Balsamic Moon today points to a general need to rest, reflect, or close projects rather than beginning something entirely new.
Scorpio

From now and until mid-September, Saturn returns to finish its transit of your sign, dear Scorpio. During this transit that first occurred from October 2012 to December 2014, very little has been handed to you – most of the accomplishments you’ve made have been well-earned. This is a time for processing the lessons you’ve learned before going forward with a lighter load and less personal pressure. You might revisit certain health issues, but it’s a strong time for strengthening the structures and routines in your life. Today, it may be difficult to understand your relationships, and there could be a feeling that you can either work or play, and nothing in between. Keep things real today, but don’t push for answers because they are unlikely to be forthcoming, or even true, just for now. Tomorrow’s New Moon is likely to bring clearer signals and possibly new interests.
Sagittarius

Since December, you’ve hosted Saturn in your sign, dear Sagittarius, and this transit asks you to firm up structures and routines in your life. Now and until mid-September, Saturn temporarily leaves your sign and dips back into the sign behind yours. You’re getting the chance to tie up loose ends from your past that may have been tripping you up. This is a time for discerning between fact and fancy, ending projects that have outworn their use or completing unfinished ones, and dealing with past grievances, guilt, and other uncomfortable matters once and for all. You have some more work to do, identifying the weak areas of your life – those attitudes and circumstances that undermine your progress and don’t allow you to move on with confidence. Today, watch for errors made from ignoring or glossing over details. Tomorrow’s New Moon will energize and motivate you to take charge of your relationships. Today, reflect on how you’d like to redesign your life in the relationship department.
Capricorn

Saturn has returned to your sector of friendships, networking, business income, and goal-setting for the coming three months, dear Capricorn. This transit is not new to you – it was active from October 2012 to December 2014, and it may have helped you to face some realities, and brought tests and challenges to these areas of life at times. More paring down is necessary now, as well as the chance to process and crystallize some of the lessons you’ve learned about the groups you align with, friends, and “happiness” goals. This is your chance to reassess a friendship or your involvement with a group or team. It’s also a time for firming up long-term plans and business ventures, as well as making sure you’re taking good care of business income. Today, what your head and heart are telling you can be so different that you feel in limbo. Routine matters may suffer a little from emotional concerns and distractions. The New Moon tomorrow tends to bring clearer signals and may very well reignite motivation levels, particularly regarding work and health matters.
Aquarius

From October 2012 to December 2014, Saturn transited your sector of career, reputation, and responsibility, dear Aquarius, and has now returned to this area of your solar chart for a final three-month period. New responsibilities may have emerged during this transit, but you may have also reaped the rewards of past long-term efforts. This has been a time when others have been more aware of your accomplishments and possibly of your “failures” as well. This summer, you may be revisiting a work project or tying up loose ends in order to firm up your professional life or the major structures of your life. It’s a good time for processing the lessons and attitude changes that have occurred, and for coming to a stronger feeling of responsibility and accomplishment. Today, instincts for financial matters may be out of step. You might also be a little unsure of someone’s feelings for you. The New Moon occurring tomorrow launches a cycle in which strong energy is available for taking charge of your life. You’ll also enjoy far clearer signals both from others and from within.
Pisces

Saturn has begun its last leg of its journey through your solar ninth house, dear Pisces, after spending some months in your career sector. This gives you the chance to brush up on skills and boost your knowledge, as well as complete projects, that will help support your work in the future. It’s also a time for processing recent experiences and coming to a clearer understanding of your place in the world. This helps to further prepare you for career assessment, changes, or redefinitions. Take every opportunity you can to learn new things, and also to adhere to some kind of schedule that helps you to beat the procrastination demon. Tonight, you could be feeling a little restless and possibly unhappy with what you already have, thinking that there is more out there for you. If this inspires you to take action, then it’s a productive energy; but if it leaves you hanging and listless, you might want to muster up patience. There may not be clarity today, but with a New Moon occurring tomorrow, the coming week can be especially strong for feeling in charge and for working on new projects.
If You Were Born Today, June 14
If You Were Born Today, June 14
You are quick-witted and versatile. Your nature is a tad contradictory, as you crave change and adventure, yet need stability and security. At times impulsive, and other times very deliberate, your dual nature can be both intriguing and frustrating! You are a person who enjoys building and accumulating, and you can be very resourceful. Famous people born today: Yasmine Bleeth, Steffi Graf, Che Guevara, Donald Trump, Burl Ives.
Courtesy of Cafe Astrology






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