Your Horoscope New Year’s Resolutions

Your Horoscope New Year’s Resolutions

  • Annie B. Bond

‘Tis the season to make New Year resolutions–and to break them just as quickly, at least partly because the very language of most resolutions (“I will lose weight! I will stop smoking!”) is punitive and belittling to the soul. But our horoscope sun-sign can point the way to a life-affirming resolution your spirit can really get behind.

These resolutions speak a powerful, positive language that our spiritual selves respond to, in accordance with what is best in us, and working hand in hand with our deeper purpose in life. Find out the affirming resolution for your sun-sign, here:

Aries, March 21-April 19: I will allow my courage to blaze new trails in my life.

Taurus, April 20-May 21: I will focus on my inner garden, growing what I truly need.

Gemini, May 22-June 20: I will share my ideas with ease, finding playmates of the spirit with every word I speak.

Cancer, June 21-July 22: I will trust that my sensitive heart is continually nourished by pleasant memories and creativity.

Leo, July 23- Aug 22: I will know that my vital imagination is the fiery force that can change my life for the better.

Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: I will give thought to the messages of healing my body is sending me, and the ways I can give my body what it needs.

Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: I will create something beautiful today out of my deep love for Beauty.

Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: I will rise up again and again, filled with the power of renewal.

Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: I will speak the ideals of my heart clearly and with compassion for my self and others.

 

Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: I will begin behaving as if my most important responsibility is to express my true nature.

 

Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: I will be open to fresh new ideas that help me strengthen the bonds of community.

 

Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: I will believe that my deep intuition is a benefit to all my relations.

 

Daily Horoscopes for Wednesday, December 28th

We may try to be rational today, but logic gives way to fantasy. Smart Mercury aspects boundless Jupiter, stretching our thoughts beyond normal limits. Although the intelligent Aquarius Moon’s trine to realistic Saturn brings temporary stability, her conjunction with mystical Neptune invites unexplainable magic into our lives. Additionally, the Moon’s entry into psychic Pisces at 6:45 pm EST encourages us to rely on intuition instead of analysis.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It might seem as if you keep saying the wrong things today, even if your intentions are pure. You might try so hard that you lose your rhythm, yet you may not be aware that you’re out of step. Instead of spending too much time clarifying what you meant, rely on your actions, rather than your words, to get your message across. You can always revisit the issue tomorrow and explain yourself when you’re back in sync.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your notion that everything will go your way at work is not just a wish, since your assumptions are based on facts and your conclusions are the result of sound thinking. Nevertheless, you can still dream up a perfect fantasy based on how you want things to unfold, so pay careful attention to how you embellish the truth. Luckily, you needn’t mislead anyone if you can catch yourself in the process before it’s too late.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your ruling planet Mercury runs into an anxious alignment with exaggerating Jupiter, provoking you to stretch the truth. You might even believe that you’re clever enough to get away with bending the facts. But you’ll still have to deal with the consequences of what you say if others see through your story. Ultimately, you would be wiser to present your position as methodically as possible, without trying to step around any annoying facts. Being clear about your intentions right from the start prevents problems in the future.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Although your super-sensitivity can occasionally get the best of you, it’s possible to adjust your attitude as needed instead of blindly sticking to a rigid agenda. It helps to check in with your friends and co-workers to learn what they think before jumping to any premature conclusions. Once you incorporate valid feedback into your strategy, you’ll be better equipped to go ahead with your plans for the day.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You are aware of the hard work ahead, but you’re not all that eager to jump in yet. Part of the problem is that you don’t have a manageable plan because it feels as if the current situation isn’t very stable. It’s not necessary to make long-term decisions now; instead, focus on the immediate activities and do anything you can to positively impact the present circumstances.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your confidence returns today as your key planet Mercury aligns with optimistic Jupiter. Nevertheless, you’re still acting cautiously because you don’t want to be disappointed later on. You have faith in your analytical capabilities, but you may not know how to balance a realistic outlook with unrealistic dreams. Don’t look to others for cues; instead, pay attention to your thoughts and avoid overreacting in either direction.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You like the idea of demonstrating the power of positive thinking, but you could take your enthusiasm to an extreme. Unfortunately, you could set yourself up for discouragement today if you try to reach too far. Letting go of unattainable goals is your first step toward restoring balance. Establishing a line between humility and self-confidence can be tricky business. Re-evaluating your strengths and weaknesses helps you be more realistic about manifesting your dreams.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re not overly thrilled with your plans for the future, but you’re capable of balancing your fantasies with the reality of your current situation. Even if you’re tempted to escape into your own illusions, you don’t have to lose track of where you’re standing now and where you want to go. Ironically, staying connected with the bigger picture will ultimately make navigation in the present moment easier to handle.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You are being lured into a dreamy world of illusions today, but the strength of your convictions is strong enough to keep you grounded. You may suddenly realize that you don’t have as many answers as you once thought you had, but this epiphany can work to your benefit. Don’t let go of your core beliefs; instead, use them as a moral compass to help you to find your way through these confusing times.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

This season is a time of renewal for you, symbolized by the return of the Sun’s light. There’s no need to fear that setting your goals too high will set you up for failure, because you have to be challenged in order to shine your brightest. Nevertheless, your judgment might not be as infallible now as it usually is, so make sure you’re heading in the right direction before you go too far.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could get caught up in a complex web of emotions today that feels more urgent than it actually is. Unfortunately, it may be impossible to walk away from the intensity and difficult to de-emphasize it. Thankfully, there is a simple solution; just avoid making significant decisions at this time. The drama will subside in a couple of days, allowing everything to resume its normal place in your life. Wait and see how you feel before making any major moves.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your long-term goals may be totally unrealistic now, making it exceptionally difficult to turn your strategy into a concrete plan. You’re able to be hold on to your dreams as long as you don’t commit to a single path. But once you start focusing on what to do next, you’re confronted by the impracticality of your desires. Rather than losing yourself in an illusory world, use some common sense along the way. Paying attention to reality prevents an unexpected crash landing later on.

Daily Cosmic Calendar for December 28th

Mercury forming a supportive, 60-degree tie to Pallas (3:29AM PST) keeps those exalted, innovative Pallas vibes going full blast in the early hours. You can be a problem-solver extraordinaire. However, Mercury moves on to make a more abrasive, 135-degree tie to giant Jupiter (5:29AM PST). This challenging alignment – along with a Sun-Juno 45-degree clash (4:13AM PST) and Moon-Saturn parallel (6:18AM PST) – indicates that some psychic thunderstorms concerning communications, travel plans and educational interests may interfere with your forward progress this morning. Later on, inspirations abound during the monthly Moon-Neptune union in Aquarius (1:32PM PST). Any lunar conjunction with far-out Neptune can result in your receiving mind-blowing realizations that can literally change your consciousness forever. On the other hand, this Moon-Neptune merger also begins a void lunar uncertainty zone that lasts until 3:46PM PST when the Moon dives into the mysterious waters of Pisces. Once the alchemical shift of the Moon from air to water takes place, the Moon makes its monthly communion with healing-maestro Chiron (7:06PM PST) just a few hours before the Moon joins forces with soul-sister Vesta (10:48PM PST) and the Sun makes its annual union with underworld-ruling Pluto in Capricorn (11:44PM PST). This is quite an evening – with spiritual, investment and willpower vibrations at white-hot intensity. The lunar links to Chiron and Vesta are much more tender and sensitive than the single-minded, intense Sun-Pluto contact. Stay on alert throughout the night and into early Thursday to make sure loved ones are protected and that your words and deeds are of the highest caliber.

the daily humorscope

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

 
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You will have a completely boring, uneventful day. Then you’ll go home, eat the same thing you always eat, watch a re-run, and go to bed. Then you’ll be abducted by aliens, who will tease you.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Excellent day to make odd hand gestures at people you don’t know.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Stay well clear of anti-tachyon beams, today.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
While looking through comparative salary figures, who will discover that the job of “Villiage Idiot”, in many metropolitan areas, pays better than that of the mayor. Don’t even consider a career change, though — it’s a lot harder that it sounds.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
While channel-surfing by remote control, you will accidentally happen upon a secret US government channel, and will overhear people in the Pentagon talking about their success with several operatives code-named after various amphibious creatures. A sudden horrible realization will strike you. Either that, or you’ll get jam on your shirt.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You are coming down with a truly horrendous cold. The kind of cold that makes everyone else miserable, just by looking at you. That’s just the kind of inconsiderate behavior people are starting to expect from you, too.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
It’s about time you became better acquainted with mustard. Get yourself 7 different kinds of mustard, and try them with oven baked home fried potatoes, or in sandwiches with good bread and fresh vegetables and some excellent Swiss cheese. My granddaddy Stonebender always used to say “Take a big enough bite of strong mustard, and your other problems will seem insignificant.”
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Beware the toilet plunger of Doom.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Oh boy! Today you will find some cool shoes that you’d forgotten all about, in the back of your closet. Oddly, they no longer fit, and are at least 3 sizes too large. This may worry you.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Today you’ll start a new rock group, named “SPAM Catapult”, and kick things off with a really smokin’ number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
Remember: Unexpressed feelings don’t die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don’t hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won’t have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
This might be a good time to refer to your roommate as “Watson” and say things like “The game’s afoot!”. Eventually, you’ll be able to reconstruct an entire evening’s events from a spilled drop of raspberry vinaigrette.