Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, November 5th

The imaginative Pisces Moon makes it difficult to set boundaries because the fine line between reality and fantasy is blurry. Meanwhile, enchanting Venus and trickster Mercury continue to travel together in fun-loving Sagittarius, tempting us to take our desires even further in our search for enjoyment. Venus and Mercury form slippery quincunxes with bountiful Jupiter, reinforcing today’s incorrect assumption that more of anything is better.

 

Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You may decide that hiding from the world is a good idea today, but it’s not possible because others are making demands on your time. You can’t just ignore your commitments, so work through your resistance to getting involved with friends and family. Remember, you’re a part of a larger community and your lack of participation could have a detrimental impact. Show up as a team player, but give yourself permission to hang back and let someone lead the charge.

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You have an idealistic vision about your future and may want to share it with others. However, it may be more advantageous to wait until you have more clarity prior to cluing someone else in on your plans. It’s less important to attract anyone’s attention than it is to continue developing your thoughts now. Flying beneath the radar is a wise strategy today. Remember, successful ideas take time to evolve and grow.

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

It’s difficult to concentrate today because your boredom and frustration continues to grow. You may resist doing what you promised, but it’s probably not a good idea to upset others with your negativity. Thankfully, you can improve your day by changing your attitude. Even if you want something different now, going along with the plan should decrease the stress in the present moment, giving you time to figure out a better long-term strategy.

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You may be overconfident about making an important decision today, but your choices could steer you wrong if you don’t take all of the facts into consideration. Paying extra careful attention to what others expect can help keep you from going overboard. Listening to your intuition makes sense, as long as you create enough peace and quiet so you can get in touch with your inner wisdom.

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You are eager to step outside of your normal routine today and network with others to widen your professional horizons. But you’re not all business now; this isn’t just about making a plan and then executing it. Even if you have chores to handle, don’t pass up a chance to deepen an important relationship. It isn’t necessary to have answers; revealing your vulnerability can be the key that opens the door to the next level of intimacy.

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The Moon’s current visit to your 7th House of Partners can shift your attention from your work to what’s happening with those closest to you. Just make certain that you don’t lose touch with your own needs; you can still be sensitive to someone else while taking care of yourself. Juggling your desires with your familial and social commitments takes extra concentration, but a healthy balance is helpful as you navigate your way through the tricky territory of relationships.

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may be feeling a bit confused if a situation doesn’t unfold according to your plan, yet your optimism continues to lead you on. Unfortunately, your current tendency to gloss over important details can actually impede your progress. Nevertheless, it’s still tough for changing circumstances to pull you off course today if you remain committed to fulfilling your obligations. As your thoughts drift away from reality and into the realms of possibility, gently pull them back into the present moment.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You’re ready to deliver on your promises today, and you may even enjoy yourself while being super-productive. However, you may not be able to adhere to an overly rigid schedule because the less freedom you have now, the more you’re tempted to escape from the restrictions. Nevertheless, it’s still smarter to buckle down and finish your chores before you take some time for yourself. Not only will you feel good about your accomplishments, you’ll be able to enjoy yourself without feeling guilty.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your great intentions may not be enough to keep you on the straight and narrow path today as you play out your wanderlust in the realm of fantasies. Thankfully, you should be able to hide your imaginative exploits so no one even realizes you’re traveling somewhere else in your mind. However, don’t get cocky or you’ll need to answer to an unforgiving friend, boss or lover. If you maintain appearances, you might be able to get away with living in both worlds for a little while longer.

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You’re often the person that everyone confides in because you seem to be able to hold space for their problems. But others might not even realize that you’re going through your own personal struggles now as you attempt to balance your appearance of competence with your increasing lack of certainty. It’s useful to periodically reconsider your assumptions, but don’t let real questioning turn into self-doubt. You can always contemplate philosophical concerns another day when you have more time on your hands.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your dreams may bring an answer to a lingering question, but you must be willing to take sufficient time to explore their symbolism. Even if you’re unable to recall the details, your subconscious mind connects you with what’s most important now. Your lesson is about how your unbridled imagination helps you to co-create the future. Remember, tomorrow’s reality begins with today’s thought.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s visit to your imaginative sign increases your emotional sensitivity. Thankfully, you know how to separate your feelings from the empathic connection you have with others, but this requires constant vigilance. If you practice differentiating your thoughts from those around you, it becomes easier to respond to what’s happening without becoming exhausted or emotionally drained. It might be less stressful to keep to yourself until things settle down.

the daily humorscopes for saturday, november 5th

the daily humorscope 

Saturday, November 05, 2011

 
 
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
An old flame will call today, and invite you to lunch. It’s actually a trick to try to get you involved with AmWay. Also, check page 5 of the newspaper for something you’ve been waiting for.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You have exactly as much chance of having a decent day as you have of developing amazing telekinetic abilities that let you secretly give innocent passers-by a wedgie. Stay home. Breathe normally.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Someone will soon approach you with an idea. Stay well clear of it.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Itchy nose day, again. Just be glad you don’t have to wear a spacesuit!
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Today you’ll suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, and believe me, that’ll hurt.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Let the golden sun of happiness burn away your inner fog of disgruntlement. Remember: gruntled people are more fun!
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
You will have more psychotronic energy today than usual. I recommend that you direct it towards the fridge. There’s something alive in there.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
As a joke, you will hold up a certain air freshener in a bank, today, and announce “this is a Stick Up!”. Later, you’ll have time to reflect upon the regrettable fact that law enforcement officials are sadly lacking in a sense of humor.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Good day to make a call from a pay-phone in a busy place, and say (in a loud voice) “You dumped the body WHERE?”.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
What goes around will come around, today. Metaphorically speaking, that is.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
Today is a good day to crash through the underbrush, making loud snorting sounds. Beware of poachers, however.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
It’s about time you learned some more recipes dealing with zucchini. Lots and lots of zucchini. You’ll need one of those new Martha Stewart “Kitchen Shovels”, I’m afraid. The good news is, you’ll find several nice zucchini recipes in my new cookbook “Recipes For Disaster” (the sequel to “Another Fine Mess”).

Happy Late Saturday Afternoon, dear friends!

Funny & Naughty Comments & Graphics I must apologize for running so late today. I decided to have a relaxing day today. Personally, I think I deserve it, lol! (of course I would). I finished putting all the details on the “Gemstone and Herb of the Month.” I started to write you a long, boring story but you got lucky, I deleted it, lol!

Anyway, I am going to get busy, before you replace me! 

Have a great evening,

Love ya,

Lady A 

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