Cats! – The Real Show

“Cats!” is the longest-running show on Broadway to date. The show romanticizes and shrouds in mystery the lives and habits of America’s most popular pet. Yet, even with the lively dancing and popular songs, “Cats!” doesn’t seem to capture the true-to-life behavior of our feline companions.

Below is a list of what “Cats!” would have to do more accurately to portray the true essence of cats.

• Audience members would enter the auditorium only to find their seats had been clawed and covered with fur.
• The antagonist in the show would be a giant vacuum cleaner.
• Sometimes the cast would perform, but sometimes not — depending on their mood.
• Performers would leap off the stage and run up the aisles at the recorded sound of a can opener in the lobby.
• When certain audience members opened their playbills, a cast member would attempt to lie down on it.
• In the middle of a performance various cast members would curl up and go to sleep, even in the middle of a song.
• For no apparent reason, cast members would randomly run to the lobby, and then back to the stage at top speed. They would then continue as if nothing had happened.
• A special audience member would find a headless bird in his/her seat after the intermission.
• Snack bar employees would constantly be reprimanding cast members for walking on the counter.
• Open the stall door and guess who is drinking from the toilet.
• Part of the performance would include the cast climbing and shredding the theater curtains.
• The stage would be stained from someone coughing up a hairball.
• Performers would find sand in the lobby ashtrays and — well, we don’t have to draw a picture here, do we?
• The show would need to be stopped several times to allow cast members to “bathe” themselves.
• Most of the final act would consist of the cast just staring at the audience.
• The big finale would feature a giant ball of yarn, feathers on a pole, and stray strands of dental floss.
• Theater patrons waiting outside the stage door after performances would get their legs rubbed, if they were lucky.
• Cast members would never cash their paychecks, just play with them.

 

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

Discover the cosmos! Each day a different image or photograph of our fascinating universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.

2016 June 22

Cirrus over Paris
Image Credit & Copyright: Bertrand KulikExplanation: What’s that over Paris? Cirrus. Typically, cirrus clouds appear white or gray when reflecting sunlight, can appear dark at sunset (or sunrise) against a better lit sky. Cirrus are among the highest types of clouds and are usually thin enough to see stars through. Cirrus clouds may form from moisture released above storm clouds and so may herald the arrival of a significant change in weather. Conversely, cirrus clouds have also been seen on Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Titan,Uranus, and Neptune. The featured image was taken two days ago from a window in District 15, Paris, France, Earth. The brightly lit object on the lower right is, of course, the Eiffel Tower.

After sunup, look for the daytime moon

Beginning around now – around the morning of June 23, 2016 – watch for the daytime moon. No matter where you are on Earth, look generally westward after sunrise in the next few mornings to see the moon in a clear blue daytime sky.

Why can you see the moon in the daytime now? The full moon took place on June 20. That means the moon is now in a waning gibbous phase, rising after nightfall and setting in a westward direction after sunrise. This upcoming week, you can see the daytime moon in the morning sky. If you look for the moon at the same time every morning, you’ll see the moon climbing higher and higher up into the sky each day all week long.

By June 27, the moon will be at the last quarter phase – rising around midnight and southward around dawn. By August 2, the moon will be new – located on a line with the Earth and sun – crossing the sky with the sun and so not visible in our sky.

People love to see the daytime moon. They wonder about it, and ask about it. Once, a reader in Kansas City wrote in with the name “children’s moon” to describe a moon visible during the day. She said this name stemmed from the idea that children can’t stay up at night late enough to see the moon when it appears only in darkness

That story prompted another reader to send in an alternate version for the origin of the name children’s moon. She wrote:

I heard a daytime moon was called a ‘children’s moon’ because their eyes were sharp enough to pick it out, where the old folks, with fading vision, could not tell it from the clouds.

Can you see the daytime moon in the next few mornings?

Bottom line: In the days after every full moon, the moon appears in the west after sunrise, in a blue sky. Watch for it.

 

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The Wisdom of Buddha

Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.

Consult the Psychic Eight Ball Oracle

Query:

How will the rest of our day be?

Perhaps we are shaking the crazy ball to much, hmm!

 

Your Charm for Today

Today’s Meaning:
A would be intruder into your private affairs will be averted by steps you take to protect this aspect. The book of charms indicates you should take extra steps to protect information and beware of anyone asking for personal data.

General Description:
The Batak, or Bark Book of Charms, is a magical ritual implicitly believed in by the natives of Sumatra. It is consulted as a reliable guide and counselor in their private and important affairs. In the East Indian Archipelago superstition talismans, and amulets, play a most important part in the lives of the natives. Sickness is attributed to the patient being possessed of an evil spirit, and their witch doctors profess to expel the intruder by the means of charms. Often the names of the sufferers are changed in order to deceive the evil spirits.

Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today

The Tower

 

As in the game of chess, where the towers stand guard at the corners of the battlefield, The Tower represents a defense and stronghold, perhaps at the edge of life, of change, of sanity. The tower rises out of solid bedrock and is a place to take refuge, to recoup, to meditate upon the next step. United as it is with solid earth, it also rises into the heavens, and it is there the answers appear to us, when we have climbed above daily worldly matters into a higher consciousness. When the Tower appears, seek solitude and cultivate inner strength, prepare for coming challenges.

The Daily Witches Rune

The Crossed Spears

Meaning: The presence of the spear signifies arguments, negative events, and all manner of strife of an upsetting nature. However similar to the ‘Tower’ tarot card if next to a positive rune it could mean the end of an argument or quarrel. If with the rings it means the healing or renewal of a relationship. If there are military connections it could mean promotion. If illness is within the equation it means a speedy and successful recovery.

Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for Today

The Star

The Star represents a strong connection to the Cosmos, an open gateway to understanding “the big picture.” It is an optimistic card that promises peace, harmony, and hope realized. For the full power of the forces behind The Star to be realized one must have faith and accept that in cosmic terms all things balance out; that disturbances are sometimes necessary to ensure overall harmony. The reward for such faith is vision on a Cosmic scale, and sense of well-being that may well radiate to those around you through your warm, untroubled heart.

Your Daily Ogham Stave Reading for Today

Queirt/Ceirt

Q is for Quert, sometime spelled Ceirt, and is tied to the luscious Apple tree. Long symbolic of love and faithfulness, as well as rebirth, the Apple is often associated with magic. If you cut an apple in half sideways, the seeds form one of nature’s perfect stars. In addition to love, the appearance of Quert reminds us of the eternal cycle of life. After all, once the Apple tree dies, its fruit returns to the ground to birth new trees for coming harvests.

The Apple and its blossoms feature prominently in folklore related to love, prosperity and fertility. The Roman goddess Pomona watched over orchards, and was associated not so much with the harvest, but with the flourishing of the crop. Apples are also connected with divination, particularly for young ladies wondering about their love lives.

Quert Correspondences

Mundane Aspects: No one likes to be faced with choices, because sometimes what we want is not what we need. However, we still must choose. Sometimes, we make decisions because they are the right ones to make, not because they make us happy. Be wise enough to understand the difference.

Magical Aspects: Open your inner soul to new decisions, and allow yourself to harvest the gifts that your spiritual path has to offer. Know that sometimes, things might not make sense, but chances are good that you’ll learn from this later.

 

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Get A Jump On Tomorrow…..

Your Daily Horoscopes for Thursday, June 23rd

 

Aries

This is a strong time for new approaches to domestic affairs, dear Aries, and nice turnarounds in your personal life. Friendships can thrive right now and/or family relationships can be friendlier. It’s a good day for smoothing over differences or for simply enhancing relationships by lending an ear. People you care about seem to be easier to get along with today, and you are especially open to sharing your thoughts – and your space – with them. It’s a good time for negotiations with family or about home and family matters.

Taurus

There is likely to be a stronger professional or goal-oriented focus for you today, dear Taurus, but you can shine even brighter on social levels. Curiosity, combined with an open and willing mind, can lead you to new interests and avenues of exploration, and perhaps nice friend connections as well. You might appreciate things about your daily environment that you haven’t recognized or appreciated in the past. The lines of communication are open – people around you are being especially objective and understanding. Your fantasy world or dreaming mind can also be quite active today, and an element or person from your past can reappear.

Gemini

Today is strong for putting effort into growing something, dear Gemini, whether that’s a business, relationship, or project, and thoroughly enjoying the process. While entirely new ventures might not get off the ground with Mars still retrograde, existing ones can be built upon and expanded. You are in a sociable mood and others tend to respond well to what you have to say, particularly as you have some good practical advice to exchange now. Friends can bring pleasant surprises today. Someone is putting their faith in you to take the reins.

Cancer

This is a strong day for showcasing your creativity and skills, dear Cancer. You can feel especially at ease and comfortable with others now. This is a good time for expressing your ideas and a deeper part of yourself as well. You are especially attracted to new ideas and mental exchanges with others right now, and there is a nice flow of communication happening. Professional or reputation matters can bring pleasant surprises today. You may be given a new privilege or more leeway to do as you think is best.

Leo

Take the opportunity to establish a sense of peace with those close to you today, dear Leo. Your exchanges can be especially fruitful and nurturing. Solving problems is best done with someone special, even if you are not explicitly taking their advice, as this helps you to consider all angles of a problem or possibility. Companionship can also indirectly encourage you to do your best or to reach a little higher. Others tend to lend their support or advice for your creative goals. There is a stronger emphasis on the intellectual side of your relationships today.

Virgo

This is a strong time for new opportunities and opening doors, dear Virgo, as you develop more faith and confidence in yourself. You are more generous with your time and energy, and possibly also your resources as well, and this helps you to feel better about yourself and is appreciated by others. Today is also good for getting back on track with your daily routines. People are more supportive and might offer to lend a hand in a significant way. Intimate matters can be pleasantly surprising. There can be a sudden attraction experienced now.

Libra

A surprise attraction may be part of your day, dear Libra, or someone can bring a pleasant surprise into your life. This is a day when you can feel a little freer to express yourself – when you have less inhibition – and others appreciate interacting with this side of you. You have more courage to do something different, creative, or seemingly out of character. Aim to enjoy relationships without unhealthy expectations. Today also brings fluid energy for work, money ideas, and practical matters. On professional or public levels, you may get the chance to show off a talent. You might find that co-workers and people around you tend to be more cooperative than usual.

Scorpio

You are comforted by familiar places and faces today, dear Scorpio. You are likely to find ways to boost your nest or add more comfort to your life without going overboard or adding to debt in the process – being a little frugal can actually feel good right now. You can be especially persuasive and find it easy to communicate your ideas and needs, even if you are a tad retiring today. You may be creating something beautiful with words or expressing a creative idea. You are also attracting friendly interest. The platonic side of relationships comes to the fore and assumes more importance for you today.

Sagittarius

Your conversations are especially supportive and helpful today, dear Sagittarius, and others tend to be drawn to you for your advice. You are particularly objective and reasonable in your approach right now. There is an inclination to analyze or go over the past, particularly about or with family. What others say can inspire and touch you. Keep in mind that all things resolve themselves in time – be patient. You might have the opportunity to employ some of your special talents now, and this can attract friendly and/or romantic interest.

Capricorn

You might be attracted to, or attract, intellectual sorts of people into your life today, dear Capricorn. The platonic or intellectual side of your relationships assumes more importance to you right now. This is a good time for excitement or enjoyment in your domestic life. You might be afforded new opportunities or privileges from family. Write down whatever you don’t communicate or put into motion, because it’s an excellent time for new insights. With Mars still retrograde for another week, all-new initiatives should probably wait, but that doesn’t mean you can’t entertain new ideas.

Aquarius

While you could feel some impatience early today about getting your needs met, dear Aquarius, as the day progresses, you find it easier to remember that sustained effort has its payoffs. An organized, step-by-step approach works best for you right now. Healing techniques for both mind and body can be discovered or successfully employed today. You find it easier to relax when your relationships and the relationships of people around you are cooperative, which is likely to be the case today.

Pisces

This is a good time for any extracurricular activity that allows you to express yourself, dear Pisces, whether it’s romantic, creative, or playful. You’re not likely to be in the ideal frame of mind for work and routine, so if you can make room for entertainment or hobbies today, all the better for your mood. This is a time for romantic attention, or simply like-minded people taking extra notice of you. Even so, you can be a little withdrawn, preferring to pull back from overly demanding situations. An emotional “recharge” is in order.