Life Before The Computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider’s home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..
… you just hoped nobody ever found out!
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JokesWarehouse.com
On ‘National Tourist Appreciation Day’ I just want to remind once again that if you bring home a trinket or some other souvenir from your travels then you must be sure to cleanse the memento before using or displaying it. The fastest and easiest way to cleanse energies is to use the smoke from dried sage or incense. Simply let the smoke waft over and around the piece and then you can consider it completely cleansed and good to go.
By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com
A lover could take a lot of inferences the wrong way. Are you aiming high?
Today’s Meaning:
Someone who will, or has told a lie about you regarding this aspect will be discovered and the truth will come out. They will suffer for their injustice and you shall prevail.
General Description:
The blood of Isis, the virtue of Isis, the magic power of Isis, the magic power of the Eye, are protecting this the Great one; they prevent any wrong being done to him. Thus reads a portion of the 156th chapter of the Egyptian Book of the Dead, which was engraved, often with other invocations, on the Buckle of Isis amulets. Great faith was placed in the magic power of this buckle, or tie. It was believed that the wearer would be protected and guarded from every kind of evil for ever and ever.
When Horse came back to the Americas, he brought with him the ability to move rapidly from place to place—and it’s this rapid movement that he brings to you today. Get up, get out of the rut you’ve created. Grab Horse’s mane, pull yourself onto his back and let him carry you across the plains of your life. The time for being stuck is over
Venus
Venus represents those qualities we commonly associate with the female/yin persona. Venus traits include fertility and the drive to create, unblemished beauty, love, passion, and togetherness. The occurrence of Venus denotes the dominating presence or need of the qualities listed above. While often very subtle, Venetian influences may have a negative impact unless they are balanced with an influence that can temper the drive of Venus.
As a daily card, Venus suggest you should allow your more feminine traits to guide your actions through this period. Subtlety, efforts to bring people together and allowing your creativity to run free are likely to serve you well at this time. However, like Mars, the powers of Venus are very strong and can do more damage than good if not balanced by other influences.
Your Rune For Today
Sowilo
The Sun Rune, denotes power and strength. That which you want may be attained. Sowilo also denotes mental clarity and added warmth to your relationships.
Justice
Justice signifies the principle that although things sometimes seem askew the Universe is ultimately fair. We may not see or understand why things happen, but most of us sense there is in fact a reason and that balance exists even when it is beyond our vision. Justice denotes fairness regardless of who you are. At its purest the forces embodied by Justice give us the power to see without bias, and the courage to be accountable for our actions. These powers also test our faith at times. These powers give us the tools and strength to fight injustice in our everyday life. All we have to do is use them.
Although life might seem more enjoyable with the Moon traveling through lively Leo, there are still complications that can set obstacles in our path. We may be feeling the electric buzz of nervous energy since cerebral Mercury aligns with shocking Uranus this morning. As if things weren’t moving fast enough already, Mercury jumps into jittery Gemini at 10:56 am EDT. However, a sobering Venus-Saturn aspect cools us down and delays satisfaction.
Your mind may wander in so many directions all at once that it’s challenging to concentrate today. You are so optimistic now that you might actually believe you can successfully juggle everything you have in process. But even your enthusiasm has its limits. Stop for a moment and take careful inventory of what you’re doing. Considering what could be temporarily eliminated enables you to fully focus on those tasks that should be top priority.
You could miss your chance if you don’t take immediate action today. You have been waiting for the right moment long enough and further analysis won’t likely bring you any more clarity than you already have. Although you cannot stop the thoughts from going in circles, you can lessen the noise by boldly moving ahead, even if you aren’t one hundred percent sure of your choice. Nearly any movement now is better than none at all. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Your message could get lost in a flurry of too many words today even if you have lots of clever ideas to share. Examine your motives closely; chatty Mercury’s yearly return to your sign can make you even more loquacious than ever. If you want to be understood by others, slow down your delivery; keep your presentation short and to the point. However, if your goal is just to amuse yourself, you really don’t need an audience at all.
The universe is giving you permission to escape today, even if only in your mind. Luckily, you can use your imagination to travel anywhere in time and space, for your thoughts seem as if they are almost real. Tread carefully; don’t make the mistake of believing that fantasy is a replacement for real-life experiences. Visualize all the amazing possibilities before choosing where to go next. The sky is the limit
There just doesn’t seem to be enough time in the day to connect with everyone on your mind. Your popularity feels quite lovely, but it also distracts you from the work you should be doing today. However, you could have the best of both worlds now if you concentrate on enjoying your interactions with others while you further develop your business contacts. Networking can be fun as you continue to establish your place within the community. You don’t have to be the star of the show to have a good time.
Although you might appear to be overwhelmed at work today, you’re a lot calmer than others realize. Your current strategy involves keeping your options alive because you think that following multiple paths is your most efficient way to reach a specific goal. Don’t worry about what anyone else thinks of your plan; it has an excellent chance of coming together just as you imagine as long as you aren’t sidelined by doubt. Believe in yourself and trust the process.
You’re more than willing to go along with someone who presents a good idea, even if it isn’t part of your original agenda. However, you might be quite concerned now because you’re beginning to realize that this new opportunity may be much bigger than you expect. You must make a critical decision that could have a significant impact on the direction of your life, so take your time before choosing your path. Fate is in your own hands today; you don’t always have to say yes to please others.
You’re often the one who turns over every stone when searching for an answer because you are more afraid of what you don’t know than what you might actually find. However, you are tempted to take a shortcut today and jump to conclusions instead of investigating every possibility. Fortunately, a spontaneous and creative approach can still provide you with exactly what you need and enable you to enjoy yourself in the process. Embracing the unknown is an adventure all on its own.
It’s annoying today if someone repeats what you previously said, even if you are given full credit for the idea. But instead of criticizing others for their lack of originality, just be appreciative that your message was taken to heart. It is often said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so simply accept the compliment and move on. Seeing your ideas come to fruition is all that really matters
Although it feels refreshing when your mood lightens today, it might also make you a bit anxious because you believe you should be more productive. But it’s challenging to let go of unfinished business, even if it’s only for a temporary escape. The truth is that a little bit of relaxation can be quite rejuvenating. Taking some time off now gives you extra energy to accomplish your ambitious goals later on. Cultivating a healthy balance is a big step toward creating a happier life.
You might feel as if you’re fighting an uphill battle today, especially if there are unpleasant or boring tasks to complete. But if your job is enjoyable, then you should be able to find your groove and create some magic. It’s your choice; no matter what you’re doing now, you can turn it into a game. It’s not the activity but your attitude that makes the difference between work and play.
You are highly animated today, which makes others assume that you want to be a part of the fun. However, your words may be misleading, hiding your current need for solitude. Fortunately, you can have your cake and eat it too; if you burn off some of your mental energy with your friends, it will be easier to settle down for some quiet contemplation in the evening. Just be sure to add your creative touch to everything you do.
We feel the excitement in the air, as if something big is going to happen today. The glorious Leo Moon harmonizes with assertive Mars and brilliant Uranus, encouraging us to express our feelings. But we may run into resistance if we’re not honest about our intentions. Instead of overwhelming others with our unbridled enthusiasm, we’re better off initiating a dance with our detractors. Engaging the opposition is smarter than fighting against it.
You might believe that something has changed today, even if everything is actually still the same. You’re in a very different place now, but the only thing that’s really new is your attitude. Nevertheless, this internal adjustment may be enough to fill your sails with sufficient wind power to get you to your destination of choice. Don’t hesitate or you could miss the chance to reach your goal.
Although you may feel absolutely sure of your current direction, you might begin to lose confidence later in the day. It’s not that your certainty is unrealistic today; it’s just that you’re overlooking some of your options. It isn’t a wise strategy to switch horses midstream unless you have an excellent reason to do so. Continue on your way with the faith that your confidence and your clarity will return in a few days.
Your emotions pull you all over the place today, making it nearly impossible to follow through with your original idea. Instead of resisting the winds of change, remain open enough to see where they take you. But you may need to let go of your previous expectations because you probably won’t get as much work done as you wish. However, the payoff is that you might discover something invaluable about yourself that could be a game changer later on.
You may feel as if you have a fantastic idea and a solid plan today, but you worry about running out of steam before you reach your goal. You intuitively realize that the positive energy won’t last and are afraid you won’t be able to finish your work in time. Unfortunately, attempting to speed up your productivity isn’t effective because sloppiness won’t be rewarded. The truth is that you have more time now than you realize. Establish a sustainable pace and continue until you’re satisfied with a job well done.
Anticipation could drive you crazy today because you’re itching to have some fun, but unfortunately you’re going to have to wait. Instead of leaving work early or taking a long lunch with everyone else, you must be the responsible one now and set an example for others to follow. Your desire to escape from your obligations is tested as the expressive Leo Moon squares the practical Taurus Sun in your 10th House of Career. Patience, Leo; it will be your turn to play soon enough. Take advantage of this moment and let your natural talents shine.
You fully intend to take care of business today, even if your thoughts are not as focused as you prefer. You want to come through for your coworkers, but you might already be stretched too thin and are too busy to handle an extra job right now. Don’t judge yourself too harshly; just do the best you can, even if your performance isn’t perfect. Your extra effort will not go unnoticed, but it could take a couple of days before you receive the recognition you deserve.
Your day might start out with a rush of optimism, but making progress seems to grow tougher throughout the day. Instead of pursuing a new opportunity today, postpone any important decisions until tomorrow afternoon when you should be feeling more realistic about the potential. Just remember that a hopeful attitude isn’t enough; you need to bring your ideas down to earth now so you can convert them into constructive action. Taking the time to create a viable plan paves the way to your success.
You’re ready to tackle an unpleasant task today as if it was simply no big deal. Perhaps you realize the potential for reward is great if you are willing to get down and dirty. Stay open to where the detours of the day steer you, for you could end up somewhere very special — even if it’s totally different from your original destination. Embracing the uncertainty is the secret trick to realizing your potential.
A fast-talking friend or partner could have you saying yes or even signing the contract on a dubious deal before you have time to do your research. Take whatever sense of urgency that is presented to you with a grain of salt today, for the most substantial opportunities won’t vanish as quickly as they appear. Step back from the pressure of the sales pitch and consider all the alternatives before making a commitment you may regret. The good news is that you don’t have to decide until you have all the facts in order.
Having so many emotionally intense thoughts running thought your mind can be a bit disconcerting to you since you prefer being more methodical in your analysis. However, there just isn’t time to follow each idea to its logical conclusion today. Accept that you won’t be able to make practical use of your intelligence now. Instead, let your brain loose and watch the colorful show without attempting to capture any single thought. Your imagination holds the keys to your success.
Having so many emotionally intense thoughts running thought your mind can be a bit disconcerting to you since you prefer being more methodical in your analysis. However, there just isn’t time to follow each idea to its logical conclusion today. Accept that you won’t be able to make practical use of your intelligence now. Instead, let your brain loose and watch the colorful show without attempting to capture any single thought. Your imagination holds the keys to your success.
Other people may believe that you have magical superpowers today even if you don’t think you’re acting any differently. All you have to do is follow the right hunch and stay ahead of the pack. It isn’t rocket science that currently puts you out front; it’s your uncanny ability to already know what’s going to happen. Trusting your intuition while maintaining your humility gives you the edge you need to reach for the stars.
Jeff Jawer on the topics of venus, mars, love, blogs, astrologyConsidering the shaky manner in which the last four months have ended, the close of April 2014 occurs in a mild and even upbeat way. This past Monday’s New Moon continues to give you solid, practical aims while Mercury in Taurus and Jupiter in Cancer make amends for their poor behavior on April 14 and 20 by forging a supportive, 60-degree sextile (1:33AM). These two planets were the traditional ruling bodies of all four mutable signs (Gemini; Virgo; Sagittarius; Pisces), and, as such, they still have a lot of control when it comes to the communication, transportation, and education realms. Therefore, working on class papers or lectures, upcoming travel plans, and conference agendas makes total sense. Plus, it helps that the Moon and Venus see eye-to-eye as they also form a constructive, 60-degree rapport from Taurus to Pisces (8:54AM). Love bonds, the creative arts, and social activities have a rosy glow around this time-period. However, the Moon-Venus connection does generate a void-of-course lunar cycle in Taurus that remains in effect until 1:57PM when the Moon dashes into airy Gemini for the next 2+ days. Complete odds and ends during the 5-hour ambiguous lunar cycle and then plunge into your favorite crafts and hobbies once the Moon is roaming along in the flexible, versatile third sign of the zodiac. Although the first few days of May will test you by the arrival of Sun-Mars fireworks and Sun-Saturn and Mercury-Saturn frustrations or delays, April 2014 ends on a note of soothing healing as Mercury in Taurus makes a comforting, 60-degree link to Chiron in Pisces (9:23PM). Soak in a hot tub under the stars, enjoy a relaxing massage or let a trusted partner’s acupressure skills dissipate your tensions. [Note to readers: All times are calculated for Pacific Daylight Time. Be sure to adjust all times according to your own local time so the alignments noted above will be exact for your location.]
Calendar of the Moon
Hawthorn Tree Month
Color: Purple
Element: Air
Altar: Upon a cloth of purple place a vase of the budded hawthorn twigs, a knife, incense of gardenia and marjoram, and a figure of the Goddess.
Offerings: Contemplate something that is both beautiful and painful.
Daily Meal: Serve fruit juice with the food.
Huath Invocation
Call: Now is the time of the flower’s blossoming.
Response: Now is the time when the hand reaches forth to pluck.
Call: Now is the time when we struggle with our instincts…
Response: To take beauty for ourselves, or to leave it in its place.
Call: Now is the time when we must remember that all plants are not ours.
Response: We did not plant the forest, and it does not belong to us.
Call: We were not the first beings on this earth.
Response: We have come young and late, and the trees look down upon us.
Call: They groan from the centuries of our meddling.
Response: They grow thorns to protect themselves.
Call: Now is the time when the hawthorn goddess steps forward.
Response: Now is the time when the heartless lady lifts her hand.
Call: Now is the time of great beauty in the world.
Response: Now is the time when Nature protects her beauty.
Call: The hawthorn goddess stabs us to the heart with beauty.
Response: She reminds us of our place in the world.
Call: She reminds us that we do not own this green planet.
Response: She reminds us that our grasping fingers can still bleed.
Call: She makes the hedges that our animals cannot cross.
Response: She sets the boundaries that no man may cross.
Call: She makes our hearts beat faster or slower.
Response: Her berries are sweet, but she protects them.
Call: We must respect her as we respect the Earth….
Response: The Green Man falls before her, heedless and headless.
Call: She is the blade of all trees, and we shed our blood for her.
Response: She is the teeth of Nature, and we give way before her might.
Chant:
Cauldron of Changes
Blossom of Bone
Arc of Eternity
Hole in the Stone
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Calendar of the Sun
Ancestor Day
Color: Black and grey
Element: Earth
Altar: Spread a black cloth, and lay it with photographs, paintings, and other depictions of our ancestors. Add also symbols of their old tools, and statues of ancestral deities, a bowl of seeds for the future garden, pots of soil, a pitcher of water, and many candles of black and white and grey.
Offerings: Things they would have liked to eat, drink, smoke, or smell. Tend a cemetery and clean up the graves.
Daily Meal: Food from an earlier era, using authentic recipes.
Invocation to the Ancestors
Our ancestors got up at dawn,
Slaved in the dirt,
Sweated in the sun,
Chilled in the cold,
Numbed in the snow,
Scattering each seed with a prayer:
Pray that there be enough,
That no one starve this winter.
Pray that no bird nor beast
Steal the food I have struggled for.
And most of all,
Pray that each seed I save
Of this harvest
Shall next year
Bring forth a hundred more.
We live today
Because they worked
Because they sowed
Because they harvested
Because they prayed.
Chant:
Those who came before
We are your children
Those who came before
We honor your names
(Each person takes seeds from the bowl and plants them in the pots of soil, speaking the name of one of their ancestors as they do so, as in: “In honor of _______.” The pots are watered, and the candles put out one by one.)
Source
[Pagan Book of Hours]
During this Moon phase, there is a slight slowing down of enthusiasm due to an emerging desire to produce tangible results from the energy being expended. The issue of values enters into the equation and an urge to tie together the data available so that you can utilize current opportunities. There is still plenty of forward motion, and this is a great time to continue initiating and progressing forward. This Moon phase favors gaining more information and the input of others to further your plans.
There are many aspects of our lives which we would like to improve, but we just can’t muster up the willpower. In your time of need, a crystal can come to your aid.
You can program a crystal to help you lose weight stop smoking or overcome any negative
attitudes about yourself. For example, you want to stop eating chocolate but just can’t. You know you should stop for health reasons but you don’t have the will power. Try programming a crystal by telling it something like,
“I have completely lost any desire for chocolate.”
Wear the crystal around your neck or keep it in a pocket. Whenever you want chocolate, touch your crystal and feel the urge dissipate.
To get the most out of your crystal, you need to get the right crystal in the first place. Pick a crystal by attraction, by being drawn to touch it, and then hold it loosely in your left hand. Notice the impressions, colors, sounds, and feelings you pick up. No two crystals are the same.
Each crystal has its own unique vibration, and each will resonate differently. It should feel alive in your hand, vibrate, or radiate. In other words, it should feel good.
Before you use your crystals cleanse it. The easiest way to clean your crystal is to hold it in
the bright sunlight and order it to be completely cleansed. when, program it with your desired goal.
Now, you’re ready to enjoy your crystal!
Phylameana lila Desy
Gemstones are delightful to give or receive as gifts. They are mother nature’s natural healers. Gifting someone with a crystal is the same as offering a healing. There are literally hundreds of different types of stones to choose from. Listed here are ten popular gemstones that you can’t go wrong with.They each have wonderful healing energies.
Rose Quartz has a gentle energy. It is a heart healer of physical heart ailments as well as emotional heartbreaks. Rose quartz is a timely gift to offer someone who desires to learn self-love.
Fluorite comes in a variety of colors. Fluorite is a beneficial stone to help guard one against picking up negativity or negative energies from those nearby. Basically, the stone absorbs any negativity, keeping it at bay. It is important to cleanse it at least once a week when you are using it as a protective helper.
Egyptian energy. Lapis is a stone that has been said to unlock mysteries as it helps one move through confusion and emotional blocks and dig through fog/muck to the root of problematic issues.
4. Hematite
Hematite is a grounding stone. This silver-gray metallic gemstone is often used as a grounding tool to aid those who tend to avoid worldly tasks/events by out-of-body flight.
Jade teaches acceptance. Carries serene and calming energy. It helps a person become less critical of self and others.
This highly spiritual/healing stone is associated with The Christ Consciousness and the Violet Flame of Transmutation. Amethyst helps one tune into a higher awareness of knowing.
Turquoise is a teaching stone can be used to help one learn spiritual lessons through meditation and/or dream visions. My first turquoise was a stone set in a silver ring my grandmother gave me as a souvenir she picked up for me when she vacationed in Arizona. It’s little wonder that my grandmother has served as one of my spiritual advisors from the other side since her transition from the physical realm.
Kyanite is best worn near the throat chakra. This blue crystal helps facilitate channeling and will open communications centers to enable contact with your guides and angels. Kyanite is probably best known for its balancing properties that align the chakras. There is no need to cleanse this stone, it clears itself automatically of negative energies.
All varieties of obsidian are good utilized as grounding and protective agents – The snowflake in particular helps us surrender or let go of negative habits or past pathways that no longer the present condition. It will bring about opportunity for change, serenity, and clarity.
10. Citrine
Citrine is a wonderful yellow stone. It helps to manifest your goals. Also keeps one cheerful. It attracts abundance and personal power.
By Elise Lebeau, M. Sc.
Most people who want to use crystals have a particular purpose in mind. Although some families of minerals are more likely to yield the desired result, not all specimens from the same family have similar properties, whether physical (such as fluorescence) or metaphysical (such as healing). Additionally, not everyone reacts the same way when exposed to a crystal.
First, let us examine what is the most important criterion when selecting a crystal: vibrational match to your purpose. Everything around us vibrates at a particular frequency. This frequency is related to the movement of the atoms of our physical world and it changes overtime. Even during the course of a day, your own vibrational frequency will vary. As you feel happy, successful and fulfilled, your vibrational frequency is quite high. But when you do your taxes, worry about work, or get into a fight with a loved one, your frequency goes down.
When you seek the help of a crystal, you are enlisting a powerful ally to “raise” your vibrational frequency. No matter what the crystal is used for, its desired effect is always an increase in your vibrational frequency. We often crave certain crystals because we have a great “vibrational match” with them. This vibrational match means that proximity to this crystal raises our vibrational frequency, thus making us feel “good.”
Selecting a crystal for a particular purpose is a great way to help yourself without having to devote much energy to it. The proximity of the crystal is constantly affecting your own frequency, guiding you upward toward your goal. Similarly, a crystal that does not have a good match is constantly draining you by lowering your vibrational frequency. Hence, selecting the right crystal is of crucial importance.
There are many books that describe crystals and their usage, yet most of them disagree on exact properties. This makes perfect sense if you consider that different crystals of the same family have different properties, and also that people will react to them differently. But this does make the selection of the right crystal more challenging, if you don’t know how to proceed.
Here is a simple process to identify which crystal will work best for your specific goal.
Clearly identify your purposeLook for a few crystal varieties that seem to support your goal (in a book, online, from a professional, etc.).
Pick a specific specimen that offers vibrational match to your frequency.
That last part is best accomplished by holding the crystal in your hand or thinking about holding it (if you’re buying online for example) and state your purpose: “I want to lose weight.” Always state the purpose in an affirmative sentence (so don’t say: “I want to stop feeling angry”). Affirmative sentences allow the flow of energy (which is what you want), while negative sentences trigger resistances. Close your eyes while you state your purpose so you can focus inward.
If you are more in-tuned with your emotions, look for a good feeling (light, tingly, happy, smiling, good memories come to mind, laughing are all good). If you are more in-tuned with your body, you can use muscle testing: balance yourself upright and let your body “hover” and let it fall in the direction it wants. If you fall forward, it means you have a good match. If you fall backwards, you don’t. There are many different ways to use muscle testing for this purpose, this is an easy one.
Once you have found the crystal, make a conscious decision to let yourself be open to its influence. In order to interact with the physical world, we often need to shutdown our receptivity to outside influences. That can lead to a generalized shutdown where all influences are blocked. You might find yourself inadvertedly fighting the crystal’s influence.
One last thing you can do to facilitate the influence process is to place your crystal close to a small water fountain. Do not place them in the water, as the mineral deposits might damage them. But anywhere near the fountain will do. This allows the very powerful chi of the water to propagate the vibrational frequency of the crystal throughout your house or office. If you are curious to know how this works, you can read on the work of Dr. Emoto and his famous book Messages from Water. His work describes how the vibrational frequency of intention can alter the molecular composition of water.
Archangel: Samael
Candle colour: Red
Incenses: Dragon’s blood or cinnamon
Crystals: Jasper or garnet
Use Tuesdays for spells for courage, change, independence in home or business life, for overcoming seemingly impossible odds and for passion.
Where possible, work near a fire or a bonfire or with a huge red beeswax candle as a focus; alternatively work next to a flowerbed or large vase of red, orange and/or yellow flowers.
Magickal Intentions: Courage, Physical Strength, Revenge, Military Honors, Surgery and the Breaking of Negative Spells, Matrimony, War, Enemies, Prison, Vitality and Assertiveness
Incense: Dragon’s Blood, Patchouli
Planet: Mars
Sign: Aries and Scorpio
Angel: Samuel
Colors: Red and Orange
Herbs/Plants:Red Rose, Cock’s Comb, Pine, Daisy, Thyme and Pepper
Stones: Carnelian, Bloodstone, Ruby, Garnet and Pink Tourmaline
Oil: (Mars) Basil, Coriander, Ginger
Mars rules Tuesday. The energies of this day best harmonize with efforts of masculine vibration, such as conflict, physical endurance and strength, lust, hunting, sports, and all types of competition. Use them, too, for rituals involving surgical procedures or political ventures.
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