A Little Humor for Your Day – ‘Just Unearthed, THE Chocolate Files’

Chocolate File

… Any religion that rejects chocolate worships a false god.
… Chocoholic:  Blood Type M&M Positive!
… Chocolate, champagne, a large waterbed, and thou…
… Chocolate cures all.
… Chocolate is self-consecrating.
… Chocolate is serious business!
… Chocolate not found: (C)ry (W)himper (D)espair?
… Dark chocolate at the North; milk chocolate at the West!
… I love a woman with chocolate on her breath.
… I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
… It’s Saturday?  Are you alive or did they drown you in Hershey’s?
… Lead me not into temptation…unless it’s chocolate!!!
… New and Improved…Now in chocolate and leather flavors.
… No no no, chocolate goes in the East.  Massage oil goes in the West!
… Only one thing can top good sex:  Chocolate sauce.
… Philosophy is just a set of rules for people without chocolate!
… Rule 5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate.
… Take with sufficient quantity of chocolate.
… This is your brain. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON CHOCOLATE!
… Unless it affects the price of chocolate, it has no bearing on my life.
… Upload some chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
… What’s my blood type?  …Hershey’s!
… Wrappers are futile.  Chocolate will be assimilated.

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