Author: ladyoftheabyss
A Little Thought from Me to You……
WOTC Cartoon of the Day – ‘The Decisions Our Poor Kids Will Have To Make, LOL!’
A Little Humor for Your Day – Keeping Summoned Beings as Pets is a Bad Idea
Keeping Summoned Beings as Pets is a Bad Idea
They may be cute and cuddly when they’re little, but they tend to grow. Fast. To something large.
You can’t flush your overgrown summoned pet down the toilet and no pound will take one. (Trust me on this one. )
Unless you spay or neuter them, they will breed, quickly.
Good luck trying to find a vet that will spay or neuter one…
The feeding costs are astronomical. New Age shops are very expensive. Oh, sorry, I meant “astrological”.
An exotic summoned pet is very difficult to feed. Museums start suspecting your interests in ancient cultures rather quickly.
Getting them used to gourmet food is a bad idea: there aren’t that many virgins around, you see!
Cats sitting on the chest of a sleeping child sucking their life-force out may be a myth. With summoned pets, it isn’t.
No insurance will cover it if your summoned pet bites your guests.
They may even eat your guests while you pop into the kitchen for tea.
When they nibble your toes on Sunday morning, it does NOT feel nice. Besides, you need those toes for proper balance.
Clipping their toenails to save your sofa from being torn into shreds is pretty damn hard.
You think a pet stealing your stuff is bad? Summoned pets steal your stuff and hide it to the astral plane!
Summoned pet dung is difficult to get rid of. They won’t accept it at the toxic waste plant anymore …
Cat’s hairballs are easy to clean away. Try dealing with astral slime puke.
They don’t stay in their cage unless you remember to seal it magickally properly. Every single time.
It also gets a bit tedious to keep that triangle of salt intact in the corner of the living room.
A summoned pet possessing your grandmother is NO fun, I can tell you!
A summoned pet possessing your stereo system may be painful.
Having them play with your altar tools is not cute.
Having them play with your Book of Shadows is even less cute.
Smell of sulfur wafting in the apartment tends to deter Jehovah’s Witnesses and other pests, though… But it does make breathing labored in the long run.
Landlords tend to dislike the “things that go bump in the night” routine you have going on in your flat.
Landlords will detest finding out that paying residents in your block are disappearing as if by magick.
On the other hand, the police may become a tad too interested in the very same phenomena.
It’s not fun to have your pet deciding to “hump” your neighbor’s dog in the middle of your daily walk.
It’s practically impossible to find new, caring homes for the resulting Cerberoses, too.
While it may be cute to have a pet that actually does talk back to you, it’s not nice when they start throwing curses.
It may be nice to have a pet that can retrieve your e-mail along with regular post, but it’s NOT fun having them actually posting replies…
Advanced summoned pets may summon pets of their own. That means BIG trouble.
Last but not least: If you’re not quite careful, you may one day wake up realizing that it is in fact YOU who are the pet in this deal.
Source:
by Faerie K. Website: The Cauldron, A Pagan Forum
Today’s Quiz: What Is Your Soul Type?
What Is Your Soul Type?
Are you a Hunter or a Visionary? A Peacemaker or a Bright Star? Find out with this fascinating quiz that helps you understand more about who you truly, deeply are.
You may want to share this quiz with friends and loved ones. Learn more about your own soul-nature here:
First, take this Soul Sign Quiz to find out which element–Fire, Earth, Air, or Water–you most closely embody.
If you are a FIRE SIGN, do you
* Sometimes feel negative and often find something to complain about?
* Find that you are either extremely encouraging or extremely discouraging of others and their actions?
* Dream of the perfect mate even though you are disappointed again and again when others let you down?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a RETROSPECTIVE SOUL. (Retrospectives get their name from their tendency to look backward, sometimes holding on to old hurts.)
Or do you
* Feel compelled to express your artistic temperament?
* Think you are sometimes unrealistic in your expectations of people and situations?
* Find that you often look through rose-colored glasses to try to see only the best in someone?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a DREAMING SOUL.
Or do you
* Think of yourself as positive and outgoing, especially in difficult circumstances?
* Love to be center stage, even if it is at the expense of others?
* Need accolades and a partner who gives you their full attention?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a BRIGHT STAR SOUL.
——————————
IF you are an EARTH SIGN, do you
* Love a challenge and strive to conquer it at all costs?
* Motivate others with your enthusiasm but move on if they hold you up or disrupt your plans?
* Need freedom and flexibility in any personal relationship?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a HUNTER SOUL.
Or do you
* Take a while to decide on the right career path?
* Think of yourself as a social organizer who will call others even if they don’t call you?
* Need reassurance and security, as you’re not always sure of your own value?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a VISIONARY SOUL.
Or do you
* Naturally take charge of most situations?
* Find that you are usually the first one to volunteer?
* Need to be involved with your partner and have real communication?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a WARRIOR SOUL.
——————————
IF you are an AIR SIGN, do you
* Very often wonder if the grass might be greener someplace other than where you are?
* Not really need the security of a house, home, or family?
* Consider yourself romantic and love the idea of romance but find it difficult to commit to a single relationship?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a TRAVELER SOUL.
Or do you
* Feel content to be wherever you are at any given moment?
* Avoid conflict of any kind in order to keep stability both at home and at work?
* Need a stable partner who is totally committed to you, even if the relationship is not perfect?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a PROPHET SOUL.
Or do you
* Need the opportunity to try out new and innovative ideas?
* Value stability and almost always feel like things are stable?
* Openly and easily share your emotions, and need a grounded home life?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a NEWBORN SOUL.
——————————
If you are a WATER SIGN, do you
* Always find yourself interested in others?
* Like to involve yourself with worthwhile projects, and love to philosophize and intellectualize things?
* Want a relationship, but like to hold back, and find it hard to share inner feelings?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a SEEKER SOUL.
Or do you
* Feel like your main focus is on marriage and family, even on social occasions?
* Work with children, or in a teaching, caring, or nurturing profession?
* Enjoy nurturing your family?
If this sounds most like you, then you are a PEACEMAKER SOUL.
Or do you
* Like company, but feel you can be just as happy doing your own thing by yourself?
* Get involved with several projects at once, finding it hard to say no?
* Like to make the rules in your relationship?
If this sounds most like you, then you are an OLD SOUL.
Daily Feng Shui News for April 28th – ‘Biological Clock Day’
If you’re hearing the tick tock of ‘Biological Clock Day’ and you’re trying to get pregnant, then you might want to consider this powerful Feng Shui fertility cure. According to this tradition, sleeping on green sheets will heal any malady or remove any energy blockages that might be preventing pregnancy from occurring. Take it from personal experience — this tip really does work!
By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com
Crack The Cookie
Your Charm for Monday, April 28th is The Tet
Your Charm for Today
Today’s Meaning:
This aspect is influenced by someone who finds you irresistible, yet they will say nothing of it.
General Description:
The Tet, or Tat, amulet was most popular with the ancient Egyptians, among whom the power of charms was believed to be irresistible. They were worn to protect the human body, living and dead alike from evil influences, and from attacks of invisible and visible enemies. The Setting up of the Tet (the reconstruction of the body of Osiris the god of vegetation and everlasting life) was a religious ceremony, celebrated annually at Abydos, in Upper Egypt, and in the Delta at Busiris. Worn as a talisman for protection from evil also for strength and stability.
Your Animal Spirit for Monday, April 28th is the Owl
Your Animal Spirit for Today
April 28, 2014
Owl
Many cultures associate Owl with death, while others see Owl as the “night eagle”—the bird that embodies shamanism. Owl has exceptional hearing, and his medicine is one of clairaudience—the ability to hear spirit. If Owl has silently glided into your life today, he is asking you to face your own fears, and listen to the messages spirit is sending you.
Your Ancient Symbol Card for April 28th is The Cat
Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today
The Cat
The Cat represents the need for stealth and the freedom to act without restrictions. Acting stealthily in no way implies the need for underhanded behavior. Instead the suggestion here is to move quietly towards your goals and reach out for them when they are within range. It also denotes a need to free yourself from restrictions imposed by others.
As a daily card, The Cat suggests that the opportunity to attain your goals is very strong at the moment. However, you need to keep your intentions to yourself and shed whatever limitations have been put on you by others.
Your Rune For Monday, April 28th is Laguz
Your Rune For Today
Laguz
Laguz is the feminine Rune. It denotes a deep sexuality and fertility. Laguz also represents that which is ever changing and renewal. You may be in a tremendous spiritual growth period.
Your Personal Tarot Card for April 29th is The Hierophant
Your Personal Daily Tarot Card
The Hierophant
The Hierophant represents the protector of a culture’s heritage and traditions. His purpose is to defend and teach the established ways and beliefs a group embraces. He is inherently conventional and a true believer in the power of the group. He loves the structure of the group and its values. It is the task of The Hierophant to bring new members into the group—to prepare the uninitiated to take their rightful place in his culture. In this sense he is very much like a teacher or a priest. He also acts as the repository of his group’s history. The Hierophant is certainly not one to buck proper authority. However, he is a staunch and worthy defender of the tried and true. He represents the positive aspects of tradition and conformity.
Get A Jump On Tomorrow, Your Horoscopes for Tuesday, April 29th
Looking back at the previous month brings anticipation for the weeks ahead. The practical Taurus New Moon at 2:14 am EDT is a Solar Eclipse that reveals how our need for security stands in the way of our next phase of growth. Although Taurus likes stability, we can’t cling to the status quo. Fortunately, communicator Mercury’s smooth trine to evolutionary Pluto enables us to discuss our deepest concerns and eliminate self-destructive patterns.
Aries Horoscope
(Mar 21 – Apr 19)
You must become more practical now by leaving the preparatory phase of a project and entering into the building phase. The Taurus New Moon Eclipse rattles your 2nd House of Self-Worth, forcing you to focus on producing tangible results and letting go of your unrealistic ideas. But you don’t have to perform miracles overnight. Even a little bit of progress today gets you heading in the right direction and gives you a foundation on which to create enduring success.
Taurus Horoscope
(Apr 20 – May 20)
You are at the edge of a magical initiation that can lead you in an entirely new direction. Today’s Solar Eclipse falls in your sign, shocking you with a fresh array of feelings and requiring you to react with integrity. However, you must proceed cautiously because your mind is running ahead of your actions now. Thankfully, as long as you don’t get caught up in your own whirlwind of thoughts, you should be able to turn your best ideas into reality
Gemini Horoscope
(May 21 – Jun 20)
Something isn’t as it seems today, since the Taurus New Moon Eclipse emphasizes your 12th House of Secrets. Significant pieces of the puzzle may still be missing from your big picture, making your perspective incomplete until you unearth the additional data. Take everything that happens without an apparent reason as a clue now. Following the mysteries without knowing where you’re going can lead you on a circuitous route into uncertainty. Have faith; there are treasures lurking in the shadows if you have the courage to look.
Cancer Horoscope
(Jun 21 – Jul 22)
Although others can help you stay on task, don’t just blindly follow all the advice that is offered to you today. Luckily, your friends may be the source of valuable guidance now that the pragmatic Taurus Solar Eclipse shadows your 11th House of Social Networks. You are at a fork in the road; once you pass this point you won’t be able to circle back and make a second choice. Give yourself plenty of time to consider the consequences of your current decision before you commit to any one direction.
Leo Horoscope
(Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You might feel as if someone is rapidly flipping the switch of the spotlight that’s shining on your career today. The strobe effect is shocking and the Taurus Solar Eclipse in your 10th House of Public Status casts a whole new perspective on your professional path. Luckily, you can make choices that positively alter your long-term goals if you are thinking ahead of the curve. But don’t spend too much time lost in thought. Planning time is over; get busy and manifest your dreams.
Virgo Horoscope
(Aug 23 – Sep 22)
Applying the energy of today’s Taurus New Moon Eclipse empowers you to make pragmatic plans for your future. However, its emphasis on your 9th House of Adventure also suggests you could be planning a weekend getaway. Or, perhaps you are dreaming about turning your life upside-down by moving to a foreign country or embarking on a spiritual journey. Nearly anything is possible now if you remember to proceed slowly through the changes with careful deliberation. If it’s worth doing, it’s also worth taking the time to do it right.
Libra Horoscope
(Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Exploring ways to experience new pleasures takes center stage now that the earthy Taurus New Moon Eclipse highlights your 8th House of Intimacy. Nevertheless, attending to your priorities while also leaving time to indulge in sensual delights such as delicious food, soulful music or relaxing massage is tricky. You don’t have the luxury of simply idling the day away; you must also be proactive to get the most out of this moment. Carefully consider what you want on your path of life, for whatever choices you make today could have a powerful impact on your future.
Scorpio Horoscope
(Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Relationship stability is a double-edged sword now. You like the emotional security, but too much safety can make you complacent. One way to raise the stakes is to create a ritual with a close friend or partner since the powerful Taurus Solar Eclipse sets the stage for metaphysical magic in your 7th House of Companions. Try something as simple as lighting candles and giving voice to your intentions for the month ahead. Whatever you choose to do today, just be sure that everything is done with conscious purpose.
Sagittarius Horoscope
(Nov 22 – Dec 21)
This is a great time to handle any health concerns now that the physical Taurus New Moon lands in your 6th House of Self-Improvement. Make an appointment if you are due for your yearly exam or are overdue for a dental checkup. Set aside a bit of time now to reevaluate your diet and exercise program. Examine how you can improve you wellbeing by making small changes in your daily regimen that stand up to the tests of time. Living a life of adventure demands that you take excellent care of your body.
Capricorn Horoscope
(Dec 22 – Jan 19)
If you recently had trouble finding time to relax, play or pursue a romance, a change of schedule marks the beginning of a new phase. It’s not likely that something magical will just happen to you now; you must be the one who initiates the action. Fortunately, the Taurus Solar Eclipse rocks your 5th House of Self-Expression, encouraging your spontaneity these days, whether it’s about indulging your inner-child, exploring your creativity or shining your love light. Relentlessly chase your dreams if you want them to become real.
Aquarius Horoscope
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You must face very basic issues today, such as what price you’re willing to pay for the emotional security you receive from your home and family. This is a time of profound soul-searching; however, it’s not constructive to just wander around in the memories of your childhood, lost in the recesses of your subconscious mind. Oddly enough, revisiting your past can help you decide what you want in your future now that the Taurus New Moon Eclipse activates your 4th House of Roots. Breaking unconscious patterns makes your relationships healthier in the long run.
Pisces Horoscope
(Feb 19 – Mar 20)
The pace of your daily rhythm is speeding up again, even if your life is already busy. But even with the additional distractions, you can still make your ideas very clear to others in a way that they quickly understand. The Taurus New Moon Eclipse stimulates your noisy 3rd House of Communication, initiating a highly active and interactive month ahead. There’s no time to nostalgically reminisce about the way things were. Jump into the data stream, share what’s on your mind and don’t miss any opportunities that come your way.
Your Daily Horoscopes for Monday, April 28th
We might settle back into our regular routine today, but we can tell that something isn’t quite the same. The Moon’s shift into earthy Taurus at 10:23 am EDT is a reminder to slow down and concentrate on the simple things. We intuitively try to finish old business instead of starting new projects as we approach tomorrow morning’s New Moon Eclipse. However, a disquieting Mercury-Mars aspect indicates that even simplification may be complicated.
Aries Horoscope
(Mar 21 – Apr 19)
The excitement begins to fade today leaving you with mixed feelings. Naturally, you’re relieved because you can finally relax, but you’re also sad to experience a break in the action. However, there’s no reason to be concerned about losing your connection to the buzz since the momentum will return sooner than you think. In the meantime, take advantage of the calm by doing something special to recharge your system. Your renewed vitality enables your superpowers to operate at their optimal best.
Taurus Horoscope
(Apr 20 – May 20)
Although this might be a back-to-work day for you, it could also bring a strong urge to escape from responsibility. Thankfully, you may be able to steal some time to relax, even if you still need to show up for your job. Your coworkers could think that you’re being aloof, but they don’t necessarily understand how you Bulls process your emotions. Just let others know that you need some personal space so you can contemplate your future without interruption. Integrate your feelings through meditation and active daydreaming before doing anything drastic.
Gemini Horoscope
(May 21 – Jun 20)
You can be insistent about your needs today as your key planet Mercury anxiously aligns with assertive Mars. But it’s nearly impossible to correctly gauge the amount of energy you should put into your negotiation. You may end up feeling like you come on too strong or not strong enough. Although the Goldilocks “just right” amount is elusive, your ability to find that sweet spot will return tomorrow, along with your certainty. In the meantime, let your natural flexibility lead the way as you make adjustments to your message throughout the day.
Cancer Horoscope
(Jun 21 – Jul 22)
You might have the inclination to socialize with your coworkers today for no other reason than to discuss your career objectives and your goals for the future. However, expressing your vision of an ideal life is no substitute for making something tangible happen in the here and now. Nevertheless, expressing your ideas in a non-judgmental environment reminds you of what is really important. Just remember, sharing is a two-way street; listening to the dreams of others can inspire you to follow your bliss.
Leo Horoscope
(Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You may be running around in vicious circles today, arguing with yourself about how to balance your needs with your responsibilities. Unfortunately, your spontaneity is constrained by previous commitments that could limit your freedom. Nevertheless, you know exactly what you must do, even while considering a quick escape. Being practical is your smartest strategy now, since you will have plenty of time for guilt-free play later in the week.
Virgo Horoscope
(Aug 23 – Sep 22)
You most likely spend your time tying up as many loose ends as possible today while you can maintain a steady pace. You’re most productive when following your instincts now, so you might have to ignore anyone who tells you to work faster. Thankfully, it’s easy to defend your integrity from someone’s accusatory attacks. Don’t be afraid to take a firm stand on an important issue, but try not to offend others in the process. You exude a quiet sense of authority when you let your actions do the talking.
Libra Horoscope
(Sep 23 – Oct 22)
An easygoing relationship may grow more intense as feelings sink beneath the surface. Although you aren’t afraid of describing your emotions in a straightforward manner today, your communication style could clash with someone else’s approach. Hold your ground; go ahead and explain your position the best you can, but stop talking once you have made your point. Don’t be overly impatient; reaching closure might take longer than you think. Listen as much as you speak
Scorpio Horoscope
(Oct 23 – Nov 21)
You can’t understand why your coworkers don’t seem to follow through on their promises today. You might try to be more forgiving, but someone can get on your nerves, provoking you to intervene. However, throwing a tantrum won’t accomplish anything worthwhile. You can’t make anyone else change unless they are willing to do so on their own terms. Engaging in an endless debate won’t lead to conflict resolution now. Instead, just accept responsibility for your own emotional response to the situation and then simply let it go.
Sagittarius Horoscope
(Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Becoming bogged down in unnecessary details is totally annoying today, since you typically prefer to view the bigger picture in a holistic manner. Nevertheless, you can see the benefit of finding your way back to the basics in order to create a direct path through all the excitement. But don’t get lost in your work. Even if you have a lot to manage now, it’s still better to seek a balance between your adventurous spirit and your current single-minded ambition.
Capricorn Horoscope
(Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Sometimes being a conscientious Mountain Goat has its distinct advantages. If you have been acting in a responsible manner all along, you get to play now while others still have to work. However, your associates may be jealous, especially if they still have unfinished chores that infringe on their ability to have fun. But you’re not perfect either and today you might uncover a task you thought you had already completed. Don’t let something minor spoil your day; it’s healthier to kick up your heels while you can.
Aquarius Horoscope
(Jan 20 – Feb 18)
You have unfulfilled personal obligations that you might not want to address today. However, you also realize that procrastinating only delays everything else you need to do, too. Overcome your unnecessary resistance by acknowledging the importance of your home and family. It may not be easy to initiate action now, but you should feel more positive about your life once you see that you’re making real progress. Take a moment to reshuffle your priorities and then get to work.
Pisces Horoscope
(Feb 19 – Mar 20)
You might not want to change the plans you already have in place for the week ahead. Although your uncharacteristic stubbornness could work in your favor by helping you to be more productive now, attempting to adhere to your previous agenda may grow increasingly stressful. Practicing flexibility helps to move the energy in the right direction. With just a little extra effort on your part today, you could turn a challenge into an opportunity to make a real difference.
Your Love Horoscopes for the Week of April 28th
After a month of tension at every turn, you might breathe a sigh of relief to know there will be much friendlier energy in the cosmic sky this week. On Tuesday, a Solar Eclipse in Taurus will remind you how much you enjoy the physical trappings of love. Explore a new beginning with your mate that relates to one or all of the five senses. Supportive communication links between Mercury, Pluto and Jupiter on Tuesday and Wednesday will make it easy to ask for what you crave. Then, on Friday, love planet Venus enters Aries, where she’ll remain until May 28. Expect a hot pursuit!
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)
When Venus moves into your sign this Friday, you’ll be the belle of the ball! Not only will you enjoy a phase of extra special magnetism, you’ll have little trouble getting exactly what you want in matters of the heart. Be sure to flirt a little more and make the first move if you have a crush on someone new. It’ll be difficult for anyone to resist your charms. Enjoy this edge until May 28!
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)
A Solar Eclipse in your sign this Tuesday will be positive news for you in your personal endeavors and in the relationship department. If you’re ready to begin a new chapter in your partnership, this eclipse will certainly help you achieve that. Overall, you and your partner will have an easy time agreeing to whatever changes need to happen or any decisions you need to make. On Friday, however, you might have one hiccup in this department. Don’t worry, it won’t last long.
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)
You might have a shot at meeting someone new and exciting. On Friday, love planet Venus will enter the area of your chart that rules your social world. It’s possible you’ll spend time with friends or in a group setting, and you could meet someone you find to be quite dynamic. You might also decide to create an online dating profile, and from now until May 28 there are indications your efforts could be met with success.
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)
Social opportunities might lead to tension in your love life. On Tuesday, you might join a group or organization that interests you. Or, you might meet up with someone you quickly develop a friendship with due to your similar interests. By Friday, however, it appears as if your sweetheart will express verbal disapproval about you spending more time with this person or at group meetings than you would have expected. Perhaps he or she is feeling insecure because you share common ground with someone else. Reassure your lover
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)
You’re looking to expand your horizons with a lover or broaden your perspective on love. After Friday this will be especially clear, thanks to Venus moving into the part of your chart that rules “the big picture.” You might decide to travel overseas with your sweetheart any time from Friday until May 28. You might also meet a new romantic interest in another part of the world, or this person might be from a culture or religion different than your own. Invite your lover to teach you a thing or two starting this week. You’ll certainly be eager to learn!
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)
After Friday, you and your mate will be ready to bring sexy back. Expect a major boost in your intimate life, thanks to Venus entering your 8th House of Transformative Sexual Encounters. You’ll have an easy time revealing yourself, body and soul, to the one you love from Friday until May 28. In addition, if married, you may hear happy news about your spouse’s income. Also, if you have high hopes for a first date, try to schedule it near Tuesday. It looks promising!
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)
Life should certainly begin to calm down this week, much to your relief. The last several weeks have likely been life-altering, in at least one major area of your world. After Friday, however, you can anticipate an opportunity to restore peace and balance in your close relationships. If married or in a committed partnership, you and your mate will likely enjoy a cycle of harmony that lasts until May 28. If you’ve endured a recent breakup, things may turn from acrimonious to much more amicable
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)
Whether you’re single or attached, there’s promising news in the romance department for everyone this week! First, on Tuesday, a gorgeous Solar Eclipse will fall in your partnership sector. You and someone close may decide to commit to one another, either by getting engaged, married or even moving in together. Or, if you’re already hitched, it’s possible you and your spouse will begin a new venture together. It looks promising! If single, after Friday you and a coworker might explore the potential of an office romance.
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)
Your love life will certainly heat up after Friday! Venus will enter your romance sector, where she’ll remain until May 28. During this time you can anticipate red-hot dating adventures with someone special. If single, you don’t want to waste this fabulous energy. Be sure to get yourself “out there,” meeting and mingling with new people. If attached, you’ll enjoy a special phase of extra romantic, flirty fun!
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)
Are you ready for a delicious romantic experience? This Tuesday, a brilliant Solar Eclipse will fall in your true love sector, opening up the door for new love to come your way. You might meet someone who shares your knack for handling money or other practical matters. This person will also likely have a talent using his or her senses in an extraordinary way. Perhaps your new paramour will be an amazing singer, chef, builder or artisan. Whatever skills this person will possess, you’ll surely adore him or her even more because of them
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)
Communication with your lover will improve dramatically this week. On Friday, Venus will enter your message sector, where she’ll remain until May 28. You’ll have an extra dose of grace and charm in all of your conversations with your sweetheart — and anyone else! If you have an important decision to make about your love life or with your partner, do so after Venus has entered this part of your chart. You’ll collaborate easily and talk any difficulty through until you reach harmony.
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)
If there’s one thing you and your partner will agree on after Friday, it’s money. Venus will enter the area of your chart that rules possessions, your talents and earned income, remaining there until May 28. During these weeks you might work with your sweetheart on an idea to monetize one of your special gifts. You’ll receive exceptional support and encouragement from your lover during this time as it relates to you cultivating your talents. How wonderful!
New Moon Solar Eclipse in Taurus Horoscopes
New Moon Solar Eclipse in Taurus Horoscopes
You must release the past to move forward now
Jeff Jawer on the topics of taurus, sun, solar eclipse, new moon, moon, eclipse, astrologyNASA Image of the Day for April 28th – ‘El Gordo’ Galaxy
NASA Hubble Team Finds Monster ‘El Gordo’ Galaxy
NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope has weighed the largest known galaxy cluster in the distant universe, catalogued as ACT-CL J0102-4915, and found it definitely lives up to its nickname — El Gordo (Spanish for “the fat one”).
By measuring how much the cluster’s gravity warps images of galaxies in the distant background, a team of astronomers has calculated the cluster’s mass to be as much as 3 million billion times the mass of our sun. Hubble data show the galaxy cluster, which is 9.7 billion light-years away from Earth, is roughly 43 percent more massive than earlier estimates.
The team used Hubble to measure how strongly the mass of the cluster warped space. Hubble’s high resolution allowed measurements of so-called “weak lensing,” where the cluster’s immense gravity subtly distorts space like a funhouse mirror and warps images of background galaxies. The greater the warping, the more mass is locked up in the cluster.
Daily Cosmic Calendar for Monday, April 28th
Slow your tempo in the early going today as the Moon in Aries remains void until the lunar orb enters earthy Taurus (7:24AM). Before the Moon can reach the Sun in this zodiacal sign — forming tonight’s New Moon at 9 degrees of Taurus (11:15PM) — the lunar orb has one main stop to make as it conjuncts Juno (9:32AM). Tune into the realms of fashion, design, and elegance for a change of pace. Consider redecorating plans for a favorite room in your home. Very often success and monetary rewards come to those who dress with style when they go to their workplace or ride the elevator to the executive penthouse. Don’t let worries and self-doubts hinder your forward progress as Mercury makes an off-kilter, 150-degree tie with Mars (4:45PM) followed by a contra-parallel between Mercury and Saturn (6:05PM). There’s no reason that these two challenging aspects have to lower the boom on you. Tune into an inspirational, 72-degree contact from Venus to Pluto (7:29PM) to reorient you toward the path of strong-willed achievement. Once the Annular Solar Eclipse (11:05PM) and its Taurus New Moon companion (11:15PM) clock in, it is the right time to seize the bull by the horns and feel a wave of overall encouragement prodding you onward. [Note to readers: All times are calculated for Pacific Daylight Time. Be sure to adjust all times according to your own local time so the alignments noted above will be exact for your location.]
Calendar of the Moon for Monday, April 28th
Calendar of the Moon
Willow Tree Month
Colors: Yellow, silver, and pale willow-green
Element: Water
Altar: Upon cloth of yellow, silver, and pale willow-green place three white candles, wreaths of willow-branches, a large clay bowl of water, flowers if they are available, and a silver moon.
Offerings: Contemplate an emotion, and how you use it, and how it uses you.
Daily Meal: Vegetarian, preferably cold food. Fruits. Only spring water to drink.
Saille Invocation
Call: Now is the time of the Willow Goddess.
Response: Now is the time of the Green Man’s courting.
Call: Now is the time when leaves are full.
Response: Now is the time when gold gives way to silver.
Call: Now is the time when Sun gives way to Moon.
Response: Now is the time when Lord gives way to Lady.
Call: Now is the time of the search and the quest.
Response: Now is the time of magic dew on the fields.
Call: Now is the time of the phallus rising.
Response: He seeks the doorway that is wet with spring rains.
Call: He seeks the moon in the river.
Response: He seeks the fishes in the winnowing basket.
Call: He seeks the fruit of Persephone.
Response: He seeks the mountain of the Muses.
Call: We crown his head with flowers….
Response: That he may reach the sky.
Call: We crown his head with ribbons….
Response: That he may touch the earth.
Call: We bring forth the pole from earth to sky.
Response: We lay the line from earth to sky.
Call: We blow like the wind from earth to sky.
Response: We fall like the rain from sky to earth.
Call: We descend like the sunlight from sky to earth.
Response: We climb like the trees from sky to earth.
Call: We are the children of earth and sky.
Response: We are beloved of sky and earth.
Chant:
We all come from the Goddess, and to Her we shall return,
Like a drop of rain, flowing to the ocean.
Calendar of the Sun for Monday, April 28th
Calendar of the Sun
28 Eostremonath
Floralia: Flora’s Day
Walpurgisnacht Day VI
Color: Pink
Element: Earth
Altar: Upon a cloth of pink set a pitcher of water, pots of earth, flower seeds, incense of flowers, a bowl of beans, and many fresh flowers should be strewn around the room. The candles of Walpurgisnacht should remain and be lit, and a sixth added to them, for Odhinn’s journey continues even as we celebrate Floralia.
Offerings: Give flowers to people. Allow a rabbit and a goat to run free in the house.
Daily Meal: Vegan. Beans. Salad with edible flowers in it. Flower jams.
Floralia Invocation
Hail Flora, Lady of Beauty!
We must have not only our bread,
And our work, and our discipline,
But we must also have beauty in our lives,
That we may never become mere worms,
Measuring out our dull grey lives,
Never thinking to look around
And see the great beauty
That the Gods have made for us.
Let us look upon their gifts
And see in that loveliness
A measure of their love for us.
Hail Flora, who lights up our eyes!
Chant:
Oh, She will bring the buds in the spring,
And laugh among the flowers.
In summer’s heat Her kisses are sweet,
She sings in leafy bowers.
She cuts the cane and gathers the grain
When fruits of fall surround Her,
Her bones grow old in winter’s cold,
She wraps Her cloak around her.
(All come forward and plant flower seeds in the pots of earth, which are afterwards carried outside and transferred to the garden. As they plant, they say, “I plant beauty in my life,” and say what sort of beauty they hope to see. The pots are watered, and the rest of the water is poured out as a libation for Flora. The rest of the day is spent adding beauty to the House.)
You must be logged in to post a comment.