A Little Humor for Your Day – “The Cats’ Creation Story”

The Cats’ Creation Story

On the first day of creation, the Gods created the cat.

On the second day, the Gods created humans to serve the cat.

On the third, the Gods created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.

On the fourth day, the Gods created toil so that humans could labor for the good of the cat.

On the fifth day, the Gods created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.

On the sixth day, the Gods created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and their humans broke.

On the seventh day, the Gods tried to rest, but they had to scoop the litterbox.

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