Ways to know you are online Way too much
Tech Support calls “YOU” for help.
Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL”
You have called out someone’s screen name while making love to your significant other
You go into labor and you stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you’re going to be away.
You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences.
You begin to say “heh heh heh” instead of laughing.
When someone says “What did you say?” you reply “Scroll up!”
You know more about your FB friends’ daily routines than you do your own spouses.
You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night)
You smile sideways
You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore button handy. !!!
You have withdrawals if you are away from the computer for more than a few hours.
You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online before you have your first cup of coffee.
You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.
You double click your TV remote.