Out of the Mouths of Babes
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with. — Kirsten, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. — Camille, age 10
( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. — Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
( 1 ) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. — Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
( 1 ) Both don’t want any more kids. — Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
( 1 ) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. — Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)
( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. — Martin, age 10
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
( 1 ) When they’re rich. — Pam, age 7
( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that. — Curt, age 7
( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do. — Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
( 1 ) It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. — Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
( 1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? — Kelvin, age 8
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HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
( 1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. — Ricky, age 10
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