Your Weekly Love Horoscopes for June 27

We are heading toward a weird weekend with a New Moon Solar Eclipse in supersensitive Cancer happening on Friday. This powerful lunar alignment connects with traditional Saturn, unpredictable Uranus and formidable Pluto. Trust may be hard to come by in a volatile environment of exploding emotions countered by a fear of change. Act with caution to reduce stress and disappointment. Exploring the depths of our feelings is the first thing to do before making any radical changes.

 
Aries Horoscope
Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Complications start to sizzle on Wednesday when your playful ruling planet Mars is sideswiped by forceful Pluto, triggering a struggle for power with a controlling person. Stay cool and avoid speaking or acting impulsively so that you can sidestep any potential emotional minefields. Practicing kindness to yourself and others helps to smooth over bumps in the road to relationship satisfaction this week.

 

Taurus Horoscope
Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Persistence is one of the strengths of your sign, but your determination could be more of a burden than an asset this weekend. The Moon and mental Mercury shift into your 4th House of Roots on Saturday, which encourages you to try to turn back the clock. Instead of attempting to hold on to the past, you’ll do more for your personal interests by creatively initiating positive change for your future.

 

Gemini Horoscope
Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Friday’s Solar Eclipse activating your 2nd House of Self-Worth can lead to a sudden re-evaluation of your talents and your needs. Trying to analyze the situation, though, won’t work until you allow your emotions to lead the way. Sure, you may be on unstable ground and uncertain about what steps to take next, but logic has to follow feelings this time around.

 

Cancer Horoscope
Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

This could be a very powerful week as Friday’s New Moon in sentimental Cancer is also a Solar Eclipse. Emotions may erupt from deep inside of you, which can muddy the waters of your relationship life. But if you’re willing to let go of the past, this cathartic process can be a healing event that finally frees you from old fears and memories of partnerships that didn’t end well. Change your perspective by embracing the amazing possibilities of the future, instead.

 

Leo Horoscope
Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The Moon and Mercury’s entry into your sign on Saturday sharpens your mind and empowers your emotions. A little relationship drama is possible, but if you keep your sense of humor, the situation can end up being funny and creative instead of an exercise in frustration. You will be fine as long as you balance your need for attention with equal concern for your partner’s desires.

 

Virgo Horoscope
Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Reason is normally your ally, but your analytical skills might not be operating at the highest level this weekend. Friday’s New Moon in sensitive Cancer is also a Solar Eclipse, giving logic the boot while feelings take over. Do your best to maintain some common sense, but keep in mind that most people are likely to be swimming in emotional tides that aren’t easily explained.

 

Libra Horoscope
Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Try to lighten your workload this weekend because Friday’s New Moon in your 10th House of Public Responsibility is a Solar Eclipse. Leadership is often rewarding, but this week’s demands may be unreasonable. Plans could change suddenly and support might disappear, which is why a lighter schedule is exactly what you need to have some time for fun.

Scorpio Horoscope
Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

If you’re looking for mystery and intrigue, this is a good week to find it. Friday’s New Moon in sister Water sign Cancer is a Solar Eclipse that can unravel long-term plans. Drop your romantic expectations and do your best to go with the flow. Trying to fight off the fears of others might be a losing cause, but doing your best to keep things light-hearted can certainly help. Laughter is contagious so don’t be afraid to pass it around.

Sagittarius Horoscope
Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Friday’s Cancer New Moon is a Solar Eclipse in your 8th House of Intimacy that could rock your relationship world. If you’re single, attracting someone new and different is quite possible. But if you’re in a committed partnership now, prepare yourself for some complications as you and your partner encounter stubborn obstacles and uncertain feelings. Keep in mind that the intensity will soon pass, but it takes time to navigate your way through the relationship maze.

 

Capricorn Horoscope
Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your relationship life is rocking and rolling this week with a New Moon Solar Eclipse falling in your 7th House of Partners on Friday. This powerful event promises radical changes, but also stirs your resistance to taking chances. Learning to shift gears from forward to neutral to reverse as smoothly as possible should help you reduce the likelihood of an accident happening when you least expect it.

Aquarius Horoscope
Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon slips into your 7th House of Partners on Saturday, which should amplify the activity in your relationship life. Just be careful about overselling yourself or putting down someone who is a little bit inflated with their own self-importance. A more playful approach to bursting bubbles can turn a sarcastic remark into a joyful moment that brings fun instead of embarrassment.

Pisces Horoscope
Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

It’s a very complex week since Friday’s cuddly Cancer Moon falls in your 5th House of Romance. A Water sign lunar alignment is generally a green light for love and affection, but this particular lunation is also a Solar Eclipse with some intense connections to disruptive outer planets. Take what comes your way without expectations and you should experience much more fun than frustration.

the daily humorscopes for wednesday, june 29

 

the daily humorscope

 

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

 
 
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Be nice to your coworkers today. Cow orkers have a darned tough job, so it’s good to make them feel special once in a while.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Happy Frog Day!! Let’s hear it for our little amphibious friends!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You will become trapped in the sofa, again. People will point and laugh.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Good day to learn to play the tuba.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Things aren’t going as well as they should for you. The main thing to do is to find someone else to blame, and move on.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Today you will discover that there is nothing more silly than a silly laugh. A silly nose wiggle ranks pretty highly, though.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
This is a good time to remember Einstein’s advice, to make things as simple as possible, but no simpler. That applies both to theoretical physics, and in your case, to dinner.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
In the grocery store, you will see quite a few people with infants in their shopping carts. Try though you might, however, you will not be able to find the bin with the children. Perhaps they’re sold out? Important Safety Tip: do not stop one of the women with an infant and ask her to show you where her baby came from.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
A friend will ask your advice on a technical matter. If you answer, you’ll be blamed. Pretend you don’t know anything about it.
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
Good day to go on a voyage of self-discovery. Try to be back in time for dinner, though.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
This week you will discover the first of the Three Big Secrets Of Success: It’s really hard to fail, if you have no purpose.

Today’s Featured Picture

Today’s featured picture

Canon EOS 400D body The body of a Canon EOS 400D digital single-lens reflex camera without the lens attached, so that the lens mount is visible. It went on sale in August 2006, succeeding the popular EOS 350D, and was itself replaced by the 450D in April 2008. The Canon EOS line was introduced in 1987 and is named after the Titan goddess of the dawn Eos. It competes primarily with the Nikon F series and its successors, and with autofocus SLR systems from other manufacturers.

Photo: Thomas Wolf

Did You Know…….

Did you know…

From Wikipedia’s newest content:

View of a wide lit tunnel stretching into the distance

  • … that the underground Fortress of Mimoyecques (pictured) was built by Nazi Germany to bombard London with 10 shells a minute using the V-3 supergun?
  • … that the competition to build the fastest production motorcycle raged for over a century, and then ended in a truce?
  • … that Indian communist leader V. Subbiah was elected to the Senate of France in 1947?
  • … that DarkOrbit is an online game that gives players a chance to win up to £10,000 of real cash?
  • … that Judge Hugo Friend, who presided over the 1921 Black Sox trial, smiled as the defendants were acquitted and died in 1966 while listening by radio to a White Sox game?
  • … that a proud Massachusetts father commissioned award-winning composer Peter Child to compose a string quartet in honor of his son’s birth?
  • … that the wasp Dinocampus coccinellae can turn a ladybird into a “zombie bodyguard”?

On This Day…….

On this day…

June 29: Feast of Saints Peter and Paul in Christianity (Gregorian calendar); Independence Day in Seychelles (1976)

Flag of Europe

  • 1149 – Second Crusade: An army led by Nur ad-Din Zangi destroyed the forces of Antioch led by Prince Raymond in the Battle of Inab.
  • 1444 – Albanians led by Skanderbeg scored a resounding victory in their rebellion against the Ottoman Empire in the Battle of Torvioll.
  • 1950 – In one of the greatest upsets in sporting history, the United States defeated England during the 1950 FIFA World Cup.
  • 1974 – Isabel Perón was sworn in as the first female President of Argentina, replacing her ill husband Juan Perón, who died two days later.
  • 1985 – The European Economic Community adopted the Flag of Europe (pictured), a flag previously adopted by the Council of Europe in 1955.

In The News……

In the news

Christine Lagarde

  • Christine Lagarde (pictured) is appointed as Managing Director of the International Monetary Fund, effective 5 July.
  • The International Criminal Court issues an arrest warrant for Muammar Gaddafi, accusing him of crimes against humanity during the ongoing civil war in Libya.
  • New York becomes the sixth and most populous U.S. state to legalize same-sex marriage.
  • Mario Draghi is appointed for an eight-year term as President of the European Central Bank, effective 1 November.
  • Pauline Nyiramasuhuko is convicted of genocide by the International Criminal Tribunal for Rwanda.
  • Actor Peter Falk, best known for playing the detective Columbo, dies at the age of 83.

Happy Wednesday, dear friends!

Good morning, dear friends! I will make this brief and get right to work for you. I am sorry there was no postings yesterday. I had to go to the doctor to make sure all my screws, cages and pins were still in place.  In case, some of you don’t know I have a huge fusion in my back. I have to go every year and make sure everything is still in place. Good news, I don’t have any screws loose, lol!

Now off to work! Have a great one, everybody!

Love ya,

Lady A