A Little Humor For Your Day – You’re no longer cool when….

You’re no longer cool

You Are No Longer “Cool” When

  1. You find yourself listening to talk radio.
  2. You daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears.
  3. The pattern on your shorts and couch match.
  4. You fondly remember your powder blue leisure suit.
  5. You think Tragically Hip is when a middle-aged man gets a new sports car, hair piece and a 20 year old girlfriend.
  6. You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath.
  7. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it.
  8. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day.
  9. When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate.
  10. When jogging is something you do to your memory.
  11. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working.
  12. All the cars behind you flash their headlights.
  13. You remember the “Rolling Stones” as a rock group not a corporation.
  14. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your son’s new running shoes.
  15. You actually ASK for your father’s advice.
  16. You don’t know how to operate a fax machine.
  17. When someone mentions SURFING you picture waves and a surf board.

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Daily OM for November 6 – Actions Speak Louder than Words

Actions Speak Louder than Words

Aligning Actions and Words

by Madisyn Taylor

 

Words carry a lot of weight in this world, but it is through our actions that we bring things into being.

 

Words carry a lot of weight in this world, from how we say them to what we say with them, but it is through our actions that we bring things into being. This is what we mean when we say to one another that actions speak louder than words. In many cases, what we say doesn’t necessarily line up with what we are doing, and it is here that it becomes clear that it’s easier to talk about doing something than it is to actually do something. At the same time, it’s easy to keep doing something that we don’t necessarily acknowledge ourselves doing verbally. It’s good for all of us to take a look every once and a while to make sure there is alignment between what we say and what we do.

For example, it’s easy to talk about our dreams, but it takes a lot more energy to take the many small steps that lead to bringing our dreams into reality. If all we ever do is talk about it, we begin to lose faith in ourselves because nothing changes on the external level. In this way, being all talk and no action is actually a form of self-sabotage. It’s also useful to examine our actions to see if, through them, we are following through on our words. For example, in expressing concern about the environment, we can look to make sure that we are taking the simple steps we can take to put that concern into action.

It’s always helpful to observe what we talk about and who we say we are, and then to observe what we actually do in the world. Sometimes we realize our actions haven’t caught up with what we are saying, and at other times we see that we might change our words in a way that it will more adequately reflect what we do in the world. Either way, the more we align our words and our deeds, the clearer we are in expressing our truth in the world, and the more powerful we are in bringing it into reality.

 

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Wishing You A Very Blessed & Happy Friday, Dear Friends!

I know I am an awful blogger and witch, go ahead and say it, lol! This morning has been crazy to say the least. I have been on the phone all morning. Then the next thing, we have a pack of wild dogs come up. Everybody goes running outside, one had a shotgun and of course, I was right behind them. I got fussed at for being out there with them. They asked me if I wanted to get stitches in the other arm. So I came back in the building. They are all still outside, double checking all the enclosures, one’s gone to track the dogs down, I swear! If they weren’t such wonderful people, I would lock the door, lol!

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot I took time and said the heck with it and answered some comments in the back. I wrote a book. You can read them over there in the right side of the blog if you want too. I decided I am going to be more personable if it kills me, lol! I love to talk to people, don’t get me wrong. I would spend all day talking to each of you if I could. But I know some people don’t come here to talk to me, they come here for information we put  out. But I have made a promise to myself and now to you, if you write me a comment, I am going to take time right then when I get to reply. No more day or two bullshit! I promise.

Now I guess I better get to work. I apologize again for being so late. I will try to improve on that also. I hope you have a super weekend.

Goddess Bless You & Yours,

Lady A

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Wishing You A Very Blessing Thursday, dear friends!

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All I can say is it Friday yet? Please, Friday, hurry up and get here! I am sure you can imagine how my life is going right now, HA! And that’s not “HA” funny, it’s “HA” this is pathetic. I have always heard about people having their grown children move back in with them. But I never, ever, thought it would happen to me. I love my children to death and there is nothing I wouldn’t do for them. My son has been here today, it makes 3 days, and it seems like 3 years. He works the afternoon shift 2 – 10 p.m., and sometimes he work 12 hours. The last couple of nights he has come in and has wanted to talk. I have no problem listening to him and giving him advice (and of course, telling him his shit don’t stink, lol!). But he is a worse night owl than I am. He wants to talk till 4, 5 or 6 in the mornings. This old dog just can’t hang. The bad thing, this old dog ain’t that old but this lifestyle will make you an old dog quick.

Yesterday, I got so sleepy I couldn’t stand it. I decided I had too much to do to take a nap. So half asleep, Kiki and I waddled out the door. I forgot to put her leash on her because I was half asleep. Well she stayed on the porch like a good girl. I thought, “this is going to be a breezy.” So with my mind settled Kiki was going to behave, I started pulling up stones. I have been running into wolf spiders every other stone. I lifted this one up and sure enough, there sit a huge wolf spider. I went to beating him with one of the stones. In the meantime, a huge black Lab comes strolling down the street. Little Miss Perfect (Kiki) took off like a bullet. Well I forgot about the spider, but the spider didn’t me. As I was getting up, the spider bit me always on my rump but thank goodness he missed. He got me were your leg ends and then the fatty part of your rump begins. I can’t wait to go to the doctor, oh brother. But anyway, I took off running after my idiot dog. My neighbor finally caught her. After all this, I was starting to get sick from the bite. We came in the house and I laid down in the floor and went to sleep. I got up around 11:00 p.m. I cleaned up the kitchen and told my husband, he needed to talk to our son. So I went to bed because I was sick from the bite. Well believe it or not, my hubby talks to my son. Three o’clock in the morning, I am sound asleep. Here comes my son wanting to know if I am a wake. Three in the morning why wouldn’t I be wide awake??? His father had made him mad and he wanted to talk to me about it. Well he talked to about 5:00 this morning. I need to go and buy me some more toothpicks to hold my eyes open. I don’t believe I am going to survive my son’s divorce. The funny thing, he thinks this is really rough on him, HA!

I feel like Lurch on the Addams’ Family, lol! All I know, my mother-in-law use to tell me, “If I knew then what I know now, I would have had puppies instead!” I now understand, she was a very wise woman!

Elder’s Meditation of the Day June 1

Elder’s Meditation of the Day June 1

“You have to have a lot of patience to hear those old people talk, because when they talk, they talk about motivation, the feeling, the unsound that is around the universe. They explain everything to one understanding. They bring it all together, and when they finish, just one word comes out. Just one word. They might talk all day, and just one word comes out.”

–Wallace Black Elk, LAKOTA

We need to be careful about judging the old ones when we talk. At first they may not make sense to us. Maybe we’ll say they’re old fashioned and don’t understand. But the old ones do understand! When they speak, listen very carefully. Often it will take weeks or maybe even years before we understand what they are really saying. This is the way of Wisdom. We need to listen, listen, listen.

Great Spirit, today, open my ears so I can hear the Elders.

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