The Truth About Cats

• There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
• Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
• Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
• In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.
• As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
• “One cat just leads to another.” — Ernest Hemingway
• Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
• Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
• People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
• Cats aren’t clean, they’re covered with cat spit.
• A dog will jump on your lap because he likes you; a cat will jump on your lap because it’s warmer than the floor.

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