Eternal Truths for December 4th

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Eternal Truths

1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3. If it weren’t for STRESS I’d have no energy at all.
4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.
5. I know G-d won’t give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn’t trust me so much.
6. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
7. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
8. We cannot change the direction of the wind … but we can adjust our sails.
9. Some days are a total waste of makeup.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight … or should I walk by you again?
11. If the shoe fits……buy it in every color.
12. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
13. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
14. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
15. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
16. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
17. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
18. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
20. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
21. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
22. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
23. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
24. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
25. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

 

Sima  Oh, My Aging Funny Bone 
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