Lighten Up – At last, a blonde male joke! (Sorry, Guys!)

At last, a blonde male joke!

Tree Planters

There were two blonde guys working for the city council.

One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, ” I appreciate the
effort you are putting into your work, but what’s the story ? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again.”

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,

” Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”

Lighten Up – Top 10 indicators that a Redneck has been working on your computer

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is “Huntin”.
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
1. The mouse is referred to as a “critter”.