LET’S BE FRIENDS
Annabelle was supposed to go out with this guy on Friday night. On Friday afternoon he called and said that he didn’t think it was a good idea because he just wanted to be friends. So she hung up and called him back.
He answered, “Hello?”
She said, “Hey, friend, it’s me. Want to hear what this jerk just did?
The moral: Don’t mess with Friday-night dates.