A Very Lovely Lighten Up Today – Pagan’s Declaration of Peace

Declaration of PEACE

I, __________________________ , a citizen of the Planet Earth, do declare that it is my right and desire to live in peace with myself, with my neighbors, and with the world.

To this end, I further declare:

That I will see and treat all people as my sisters and brothers, equal and loved as children of the Mother.

That I will see and treat Mother Earth and all her creatures with love, respect, and reverence.

That I will see and treat myself as a child of the Goddess, worthy of love, and having gifts to share with all.

Signed on this date__________

by me, __________________________

Author Unknown

Lighten Up – At last, a blonde male joke! (Sorry, Guys!)

At last, a blonde male joke!

Tree Planters

There were two blonde guys working for the city council.

One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

They worked furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn’t understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, ” I appreciate the
effort you are putting into your work, but what’s the story ? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills it up again.”

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed,

” Well, normally we are a three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today.”