Thoughts of the Day for Sept. 27th – Thinks that make you go Huh?

  • Incontinence Hotline…Can you hold, please?
  • Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
  • The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
  • Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
  • My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.