the daily humorscope
Monday, November 28, 2011
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Good day to excavate. You will find the ruins of an ancient civilization, and become famous.
Today is the day you will discover your larger cosmic destiny! A television infomercial and an 800 number are somehow involved.
A moth the size of a Boeing 747 will erupt from a nearby hillside today, and go off to help a huge semi-aquatic rubbery dinosaur fight off an alien attack. So what are you doing to help?
Be nice to your coworkers today. Cow orkers have a darned tough job, so it’s good to make them feel special once in a while.
Beware of being cautious, today.
Good time to invest in stock. (The canned kind, not the financial kind.)
A rare form of management disease will strike you today, where you can only speak in metaphors. Still, you’ll open the kimono and hit the ground running.
While attending a séance “just for fun”, you will be possessed by the spirit of Rasputin. Surprisingly, it will be a good career move.
You will discover the secret to becoming a great artist! You can stick anything you want on the wall, the trick is to make people think deep thought went into it. For example, spray-paint a bathroom plunger gold, and stick little angel wings on it. Call it “Life In The Details.”
Stay out of the Cheez Doodles today.
Excellent time to take up weasel ranching. Or at least to claim that’s what you do, at parties.
Good day to use the expression “just dandy” as much as possible. Tomorrow: “okey dokey” day.
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