the daily humorscope
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
You will invent a method of making icosahedral ice cubes, today, which everyone will think are really cool.
Things aren’t going as well as they should for you. The main thing to do is to find someone else to blame, and move on.
Beware of turnips.
Beware the toilet plunger of Doom.
Today you will finally get around to exercising! Your cat will look at you like you’ve gone completely wacky. Don’t be intimidated, though — at least you never get distracted and forget that you’re holding your leg up behind your head.
You will win 12,000 cases of peanut brittle today, on a call-in game show. That’s a LOT of peanut brittle, as it turns out.
You will have trouble with the telephone, in which, no matter what number you call, you reach “Mo’s Leather Emporium”. Don’t take it lightly.
Excellent day to study gastroenterology, or possibly to go bowling.
Thirteen short bearded men will invade your living quarters soon, eat all your food, and drag you off on an ill-advised adventure, much to the amusement of an elderly gentleman of your acquaintance.
This may be a good time to take up squid farming. If you can figure out what kind of hat to wear, that is.
In a strange turn of events, it will turn out that people wearing glasses not only look smarter, they ARE smarter. You’ll forget all about this when you take your reading glasses off, however.
It’s time to take up indoor gardening. It’s quite fun, and you can grow a lot of stuff in a little space. Be considerate though – I can tell you from personal experience that it’s best to run the tractor when your spouse isn’t around.
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