You will watch a lot of TV today. But that’s ok, if that’s really what you want.
You will narrowly avoid a collision on the sidewalk today, as a small giggling person runs past you, being hotly pursued by a weeping incoherent person waving a ham sandwich. Aside from that, a pretty typical day.
Someone nearby will make disgusting slurping sounds in your favorite restaurant. You’ll retaliate by glaring pointedly, and by eating your linguini with your fingers.
You will snidely snicker at someone today. That’s not going to make you many friends, you know. Instead, you should cheerfully chuckle.
You will send away for the pamphlet titled “The Manly Art Of Knitting”, today, but sadly, it will be out of print. You should check with a rare books merchant.
Your friend will betray you today, and will hide from you under office furniture. Hey, don’t ask me. I just see the future, I don’t explain it.
Due to a bump on the head today, you will lose all memory of what you did with your keys. Or at least, that always makes a dandy excuse.
You will decide to go into the swimwear market, and will become famous by making things out of stainless steel.
It’s ok to whistle while you work. Your co-workers will draw the line at yodelling while you work, however. They’re probably just jealous.
Excellent time to show the world that plaid and stripes do too mix. (Tip #12 of Arnold Pinknobble’s “How To Get Noticed.”)
Today you will be “mooned” by a cat. Fortunately, you won’t notice.
You will be struck by an odd thought, today. Fortunately it will be only a glancing blow, and will do little actual damage.
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