Your dentist is crazy
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
- Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth.
- His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”
- Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.
- Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body.
- He…ummm..licks his tools clean.
- Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line.
- When you come to from being under the gas, he’s quick to insist that you wore your pants backwards when you came into his office.
- Wears a necklace made of human teeth.
- Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.
- Insists that a Novacaine shot is something that he’ll buy you at a bar if you just go out with him.