Thirteen Reasons Pumpkins Are Better Than Men
1. Pumpkins don’t accuse you of loosing the TV remote!
2. Pumpkins respond quite well to negative re-enforcement!
3. Pumpkins make better pie!
4. Every year you get new Pumpkins to choose from!
5. Pumpkins always greet you with a smile!
6. If you don’t like the way a Pumpkin looks, just make up another face!
7. If a Pumpkin starts smelling up your place, just throw him out!
8. Pumpkins don’t expect you to cook while they are growing 24 hours a day!
9. You can clean up Pumpkins in just minutes!
10. Pumpkins don’t hide their feelings!
11. Pumpkins don’t stare at other pumpkins!