the daily humorscopes for friday, december 2

the daily humorscope

Friday, December 02, 2011

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Musical inspiration will strike you today, and you’ll invent some sort of new instrument that looks like a Hoover vacuum bag with a few bits of odd plumbing sticking out of it. The good thing is, the instrument will rivet people’s attention to such a degree that you can indulge your tendency towards cross-dressing without anyone noticing!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You will be chased through the streets tonight by a group of wild-eyed short people wearing togas and playing kazoos. Be careful — they may have escaped from a birthday party, and should be considered armed and dangerous.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

High winds today. Good day to try out your new cement kite!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Today you will lose all self-control. You’ll find it again tomorrow, though — it just rolled under the couch.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Someone will try to give you an egg salad sandwich today. Refuse them. Be polite, yet firm.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you’ll need a lot of twine.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Excellent time to race one of those little Shriners cars up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times. Also, you’ll meet an angel, but don’t let on that you know who she really is.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Try to think of life as a game, today. For fun, make up new rules.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Good day to excavate. You will find the ruins of an ancient civilisation, and become famous.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

About your new idea… Sure, I’ll bet you could sell your handmade voodoo dolls by marketing them over the Internet. The competition, however, can be “fierce”. You might want to stop and consider how many flights of stairs you’re interested in falling down, before you commit yourself to that course of action…

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Excellent time to show the world that plaid and stripes do too mix. (Tip #12 of Arnold Pinknobble’s “How To Get Noticed”.)

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your path divides soon. On the one hand lies potato salad, followed by severe pain, thrashing about, seizures, and a horrible death. On the other hand lies Cole slaw. It’s a pity that you don’t like Cole slaw.

Sunsign Lucky Directions

Which direction is lucky for you? Based on your astrological sun sign, find out all about your lucky direction. Should you study facing the east or the north west? Will the west bring you good news or will it be the South?

Sunsign Aries-
If your sun sign is Aries, your lucky direction for love is the east. By heading east, you are most likely to meet someone special. It may be love at first sight for you. For studies and career growth, the north will bring you luck Aries. The South east will be lucky financially, for all of you who belong to the zodiac sign Aries.

Sunsign Taurus-
If you belong to the zodiac sign Taurus, you will find the north east to be lucky for you in terms of love, romance and marriage. To enhance your career, the east direction will be lucky for you, Taurus. For financial luck, the north west direction will be lucky and will bring you good fortune.

Sunsign Gemini-
If your sunsign is Gemini; you will find the North West to be extremely lucky and good for your love life. Chances of meeting someone exciting in this direction are high. You will notice a visible growth in your career and see a lot of improve by heading towards the east. Financially, your luck will improve if you take all important decisions facing the north.

Sunsign Cancer-
For those of you who belong to the zodiac sign Cancer, your lucky direction for finding love is the north. Head out for a romantic vacation to some place towards the east. For growth in terms of your career, the west will be lucky for you Cancer. Financial luck will come to you if you make some investments in the north western direction.

Sunsign Leo-
If your zodiac sign is Leo, you will find the north east to be very lucky for you in terms of love and romance. You will finally meet the partner of your dreams if you head in this direction. Leo will find the east to be lucky for career related matters. Financially, the north will bring good luck and prosperity for Leo.

Sunsign Virgo-
If you belong to the zodiac sign Virgo you will find the north to be lucky for your love life. It will finally bring you that someone special you have been waiting for! For growth in career and meeting your career ambitions, the south east will be lucky. For financial luck, Virgo must take decisions facing the north or the east.

Sunsign Libra-
If your sunsign is Libra, you will find love towards your lucky direction north west. Career wise, you must take all your important decisions facing the east. It will bring you good results. You will gain financially by making investments towards the north.

Sunsign Scorpio-
If your sunsign is Scorpio, you will find love towards the west. To attract luck and boost your career prospects, always take decisions facing the northwest. Financially, the east direction will bring you luck and prosperity.

Sunsign Sagittarius-
If you belong to the zodiac sign Sagittarius, you will find the North West direction to be lucky for love related matters. The south will bring you new opportunities and help you grow professionally. For financial luck, take all important decisions facing the east.

Sunsign Capricorn-
If you belong to the zodiac sign Capricorn, you will find the north to be lucky for all love related matters. Attract luck in your career by heading to the south direction. You will gain financially, by taking all important decisions facing the south east direction.

Sunsign Aquarius-
Aquarius, your lucky direction for love is the north. You are likely to meet someone very charming if you head to the north. Growth and new opportunities are likely to come your way from your lucky direction, east. Financial luck is indicated to come from the North West direction.

Sunsign Pisces-
If you belong to the sun sign Pisces, you will attract love by heading to the north. Employment opportunities and good news in terms of your career will come to you from the west. Financially, you will gain by taking decisions facing the east Pisces.

Cosmic Calendar for Thursday, November 10th

This is a good point in this calendar to remind you that celestial alignments and events on one day don’t necessarily disappear the day after. Therefore, yesterday’s Neptune station is very much a reality today as well. It is just that a powerful Full Moon (activating 19 degrees of Scorpio and Taurus at 12:17PM PST) and the direct station of Chiron at 1 degree of Pisces (3:15PM PST) are now the main astrological happenings spreading their influences throughout humanity. Individual and group meditations are advised in and around the time-period of the Full Moon. Send out your healing thoughts and prayers to dear ones, friends, associates, and the kingdoms of nature. Since the Sun parallels Ceres (12:59PM PST) an extra note of nurturance and maternal care is being expressed throughout our social interactions. Meanwhile, the comet-like celestial body Chiron – that has been in retrograde motion since June 8 – stops from our vantage point and begins forward motion at 1 degree of Pisces (3:15PM PST). [Chiron stays forward until June 11, 2012 when it will shift into retrograde motion again at 10 degrees of Pisces.] All Chiron themes – the maverick, the wounded healer, the shaman, keys that open doors to higher consciousness, bridge-building between the spiritual and material planes, twilight zones of strange awareness, holistic healing and alternative medicine, herbalism and folk medicine, catalysts, shape-shifting and oracles – are reinforced throughout the day. Another major cosmic shift concerns Mars entering Virgo (8:16PM PST) for an extended stay until July 3, 2012 due to the red planet’s eventual retrograde cycle from January 23, 2012 to April 13, 2012. Mars in the sixth sign of the zodiac places an emphasis on being more organized, orderly in your approach to work and business, and striving to be an efficiency master at your residence or on the job.

New Moon Report for Nov. 9th – Neptune Direct

Neptune Direct

Wednesday, November 9

Overt expressions of idealism, compassion, imagination and spirituality come more easily with Neptune’s forward turn after five months in retrograde. Dreams held silently in our hearts may slowly rise to the surface where we can take steps to turn them into reality.

Cosmic Calendar for Wednesday, November 9th

Every month when the Moon unites with giant Jupiter (7:21AM PST), this specific lunar conjunction (right now in earthy Taurus) can represent the highlight of the day as well as the most important cosmic happening. Not so today. Some 3+ hours after this increase in euphoria and positive thinking, far-out Neptune at 29 degrees of Aquarius grabs center stage by ceasing its recent retrograde motion and making a direct station (10:55AM PST). [Neptune remains in forward motion until June 4, 2012 when it once again reverses gears at 4 degrees of Pisces.] While our modern calculations for planetary placements in the zodiac give out a precise time for the pausing in space of Neptune, the reality is that Neptune’s major themes are active all day long. When Neptune is positive in its influence, we are immersed in spiritual insights, revelatory dreams, astounding visions of the future or other dimensions of consciousness – plus marvelous explorations in the fine and graphic arts, music, dance, theater, poetry, film and photography. Neptune can also equate with activity in and around waterways, and regarding oceanic and sea life. On the shadow side, Neptune correlates with addictive behavior, feelings of martyrdom and sacrifice as well as a rising tide of confusion, chaos and uncertainty. The practicality and business-like approach of lunar Taurus goes against the grain of the bulk of Neptunian archetypes. Primary partnerships may receive a boost this evening as Juno in Scorpio makes a supportive, 60-degree rapport with Pluto in Capricorn (10:08PM PST). Be prepared for a new wave of inspiration seeking entrance into the minds of human souls as tomorrow brings a potent Full Moon (12:17PM PST on Thursday) and the direct station of Chiron in Pisces (3:15PM PST on Thursday).

Cosmic Calendar for November 8th

As mentioned at the end of yesterday’s calendar entry, this day starts off with some extra oomph in the right direction as the Moon parallels Jupiter (1:39AM PST). Even though this lunar aspect won’t last a long time, it reinforces optimism as the day begins. Since the Moon in Aries opposes Saturn in Libra (10:11AM PST), the earlier lunar contact with buoyant Jupiter can help to keep you out of the doldrums. In addition, excitement builds around the time when the Sun makes a frictional, 135-degree link to Uranus (11:40AM PST). Uranus strong can equate with a rising tide of surprises and shock waves, but you may also make advances on the cutting edge of science and metaphysics. A Moon-Mars parallel (2:34PM PST) suggests a slow-down around that time-period in order that you avoid making rash acts that will boomerang against you. Another reason to slow your tempo today is that Venus and Mercury form abrasive, 45-degree ties to Saturn at 5:42PM PST and 7:11PM PST, respectively. Be more productive in arts, crafts and hobbies as the Sun in Scorpio forms a flowing trine to Ceres in Pisces (8:40PM PST). This aspect doubles as a catalyst to help you make sensible dietary and nutritional changes. Physical and emotional vitality is on the rise – courtesy of the Moon in Aries trine to Mars in Leo (9:47PM PST). However, this alignment also starts a void lunar cycle that lasts until 11:46PM PST when the Moon enters earthy Taurus. Gear up for tomorrow’s Neptune shift from reverse to direct in Aquarius as well as the upcoming Full Moon and Chiron shift from reverse to direct in Pisces on Thursday.

Your Weekend Lovescope for Nov. 4th – 6th

Weekend Love: Lunar Love

by Jeff Jawer

Time, Love and Tenderness

November 4 – 6

The Moon swishes into sensitive Pisces on Friday morning to create a tender mood for the next two days. This lunar transit lowers emotional barriers as feelings overcome intellect, producing a favorable environment for closeness. However, the intimacy we often experience in poetic Pisces is sentimental and universal, as if we’re in love with love instead of the particular qualities of our companions. Escaping within fantasies to dream about faraway places where the harsh realities of daily life are shrouded in the fog of blind love can be both delicious and deceiving. Yet we’re more likely to appreciate a lie that favors romance than a truth that wakes us from cozy dreams of soul connection.

Avoid serious work unless it has a spiritual, artistic or humanitarian purpose, because helping others and creating beauty are especially endearing with the Moon’s presence in compassionate Pisces. Whiling away the hours engaging in relaxing activities like walking in the woods, drinking wine and listening to music creates a low-stress environment that’s needed to support relationships.

The mood is quite different on Sunday as skins must grow tougher with the Moon’s entry into fiery and independent Aries. The urge for freedom intensifies, burning away the cocoon of closeness and reminding us to act boldly by trying new experiences and meeting new people.

Your Love Horoscopes for the Week of October 31st

Relationships require more stimulation this week with the love planet Venus moving into restless Sagittarius on Wednesday. Chatty Mercury makes the same shift just a few hours later, opening mouths to speak more freely while spurring hearts to seek excitement. Traveling to new locations and interacting with people from distant cultures are good ways to scratch an itch for romantic adventure.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

The Moon slips into tender Pisces and your 12th House of Privacy on Friday morning, which may take you out of the spotlight until Sunday. But spending quiet time with one caring person or even resting up on your own can be a relaxing break from your busy life. It also gives you a chance to review your relationship history, helping you to recognize outmoded habits that need to go so you can be free to fulfill your personal desires.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Stepping out of your comfort zone isn’t always easy but the rewards are well worth the effort now. Your alluring ruling planet Venus enters risk-taking Sagittarius and your 8th House of Intimacy on Wednesday, which raises the stakes in the game of love. If you’re willing to overcome your old limits and give up a little control, you can connect with an exciting new individual or put the spark back into your current partnership.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

The opportunities to get more joy out of a current relationship or connect with new and interesting people should multiply this week. Magnetic Venus dances into your 7th House of Partners on Wednesday, making you more attractive to others. If you’re feeling adventurous, you could find a desirable partner who is very different than you. But if you’re already in a relationship, planning a special excursion together will spice things up.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Get ready to spread your wings and fly this weekend. The wistful Pisces Moon is sailing through your 9th House of Adventure, encouraging you to expand your social horizons. Connecting with people from different backgrounds, in educational settings and while traveling, can be especially inspiring. Avoid overly judgmental individuals, though, since compassionate and open-minded folks have much more to offer you now.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The party starts on Wednesday when sassy Mercury and seductive Venus enter outgoing Sagittarius and your 5th House of Romance and Play. Having a good time without making any serious commitments is a great way to ride this joyful wave of enthusiasm. Being more soft and sensitive in your approach to others, though, is recommended on Friday and Saturday with the Moon’s presence in tender Pisces and your 8th House of Intimacy.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Being gentle is a priority this weekend with the Moon in supersensitive Pisces and your 7th House of Partners on Friday and Saturday. Sure, you may not like walking on eggshells, but toning down criticism and reducing analysis is your best strategy. Let feelings lead you now, even if they sometimes seem strange and unreliable. Listening with your heart and giving your head a rest makes more sense than you might think.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Conversations kick into a higher gear with verbose Mercury and vivacious Venus skipping into outgoing Sagittarius and your 3rd House of Communication on Wednesday. Opportunities to connect with others will come more easily when you’re willing to share your ideas more openly. In fact, what starts out as a debate about politics or religion could lead to an emotional bond between you if neither of you lose your cool. Maintaining a healthy sense of humor is a clever way to catch the eye of someone special.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The imaginative Pisces Moon lights up your 5th House of Romance on Friday and Saturday. This is a wonderful opportunity to set real world issues aside and bring a little fantasy to your life. Being creative in the pursuit of love prompts your current partner to swoon or, if you’re single, makes you more captivating to someone new. Don’t let the reality of the past limit the dreams you can make come true right now.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your personal life could get a major boost with romantic Venus dancing into your fun-loving sign on Wednesday. Focusing more attention on your appearance amps up the charm that’s already working in your favor. A key to being more attractive to others is to amuse yourself first. When joy radiates from your eyes and laughter comes naturally, others will want to join the party. Yet learning to be sensitive to people’s needs is the last piece to turning you into the complete package.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Conversing with a soft voice and moving in a gentle manner can make you more desirable this weekend. The whimsical Pisces Moon occupies your 3rd House of Communication on Friday and Saturday, which can bring you unexpected moments of delight if you make yourself available to them. Drop your skepticism, because opening up the doors to your mind and your heart allows real love to wander in.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

Your commitment to causes can be a real boon to your personal life this week. Flirty Venus and friendly Mercury enter outgoing Sagittarius and your 11th House of Groups on Wednesday, mixing idealism with social opportunities. Connecting with someone who shares your beliefs provides a common interest that can fuel a wonderful relationship. Meeting a new companion while socializing in a group is likely now, so hanging out with your friends this weekend improves your chances at finding love.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon in your sweet and sensitive sign on Friday and Saturday can sprinkle a little magic dust on your relationships. Escaping from routine activities and dressing more imaginatively sets the stage for romance. What may start out feeling like a fantasy can turn into something real, so don’t turn away from people and situations that inspire you. Yes, the magical moment may pass, but others will follow if you have faith and keep having fun.

Happy Thursday To All My Dear Friends!

Jupiter/Thursday

Element: Air
Colours: Blue, purple
Crystals: Azurite, lapis lazuli, sodalite, turquoise
Incense: Agrimony, cedar, sandalwood, sage
Trees: Beech, oak
Herbs: Borage, cinquefoil, coltsfoot, hyssop, mistletoe
Metal: Tin
Astrological rulership: Sagittarius (co-ruler Pisces)

Thursday, the day of Jupiter, is good for all forms of increase and expansion, be it in the realm of money, career, power or joy. Jupiter rules over fulfillment of objective, most usually those that are socially orientated. He is also potent for leadership, conscious wisdom, creativity, extending one’s influence in the wider world, idealism, justice and the law, authority and altruism. Jupiter’s influence extends over marriage, permanent relationship (business and personal), fidelity, loyalty and male potency (in both the human and the animal kingdom). Jupiter can lead to excesses, such as greed and gluttony, but can also paradoxically be used for banishing these.

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Daily Horoscopes for Sunday, October 9th

The watery Pisces Moon continues to bathe us in waves of magical feelings. But our idealistic fantasies may fade today as beautiful Venus stirs the emotional stew by entering shadowy Scorpio to intensify our desires. But this heavy cosmic message, though profoundly passionate, is countered by rational Mercury’s intelligent quintile to assertive Mars in bright Leo. Ultimately, the simple act of forgiveness can turn the darkness into light.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your natural enthusiasm might be tested today, causing you to consider a new approach in a relationship. Intense interactions with a friend or partner could raise issues that reveal the limitations of your current perspective. Even if the facts make you uncomfortable now, ignoring them is not an option. You’ll need to push into the unknown if you want to make real progress.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may be worried about the direction that a relationship has taken, yet you might believe that you still have more time before you have to determine a new course. Typically, you prefer your life to be sweet and simple. However, it’s probably a smart idea to leave a few loose ends dangling now. Delay declaring your final decision until the ambiguity begins to fade.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Unraveling your romantic feelings may be a significant part of your day, yet it’s difficult to know where your heart will lead you now. You could grow frustrated if you try to force clarity. In the meantime, minimize stress by sticking to your regular routine and get plenty of rest. Making small improvements to your diet and exercise program today is more important than solving the mystery of love.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Even if you’re feeling pretty good about yourself today, you’re not yet ready to let go of a persistent issue that continues to bother you. Unfortunately, you could obsess over an insignificant molehill until it turns into a formidable mountain. Stay conscious of your thoughts at all times; placing your attention on the positive aspects of love is much healthier than concentrating on the negativity of fear.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Although you’re feeling pressured to meet your obligations today, you could be tempted to withdraw emotionally and let everyone wait until you return. Your decision to socially disengage might not be well received by someone who wants you to perform, but pleasing others shouldn’t be your main concern now. Instead, listen to your intuition and retreat until you feel ready to take on the world.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You might feel insecure about your role in someone else’s life today, yet discussing your concerns doesn’t seem to help. You cannot find the answers you seek now because the longer the conversation lasts, the less clear your partner becomes. Ironically, your best strategy may be to keep your worries to yourself for a while longer and see where the energy leads. But don’t isolate yourself from those you love, for their support is probably exactly what you need.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may still be feeling the weight of responsibility on your shoulders today, even though you rationally know it’s not your job to make everything okay. But you’re happiest when your friends and family are doing well, so sometimes it’s challenging to discern their comfort from yours. There’s nothing wrong with helping others, just keep in mind that everyone else needs to contribute a fair share, too.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You feel as if you’re ready to let go of something from the past, but aren’t quite sure yet how to move forward. Nevertheless, sweet Venus’ return to your sign enables you to get what you want in a relationship. Instead of trying to make progress on an old issue, concentrate on ways to transform your current stress into positive action. Improving the quality of your life in the here-and-now is more important than reaching a new destination.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You might choose to spend much of your day at home today, especially since Venus’ shift into your 12th House of Privacy makes solitude sound appealing. But postponing a fun social event may not be as good an idea as it seems, for you would benefit from the balance that being with friends will provide. Take control of your life by planning your schedule so you can make time to do it all.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s nearly impossible to guess what your future will look like by simply observing what’s happening right now. You are continuing on the same trajectory that brought you here, but now you have an opportunity to choose a destination of your liking. Just remember that the current transformations will be gradual and you don’t need to know where you’re heading just yet. Instead of being lured by all the potential today, take care of one practical task at a time.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You are driven to tell others exactly what you want today and are eager to get started. However, your ambitions may be more complicated than anyone realizes, making it more difficult to justify your goals. Keep in mind that your dreams don’t have to be public knowledge yet. Your personal choices are a private matter until you’re ready to reveal them.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your hopes are high, but you may not know what to do now in order to reach your goals. With the dreamy Moon in your sign today, it’s not a good idea to put pressure on yourself to create a plan. Instead, just keep refocusing your attention on your ideal destination and make each decision based upon whether your response furthers your progress or not. This radical strategy requires you to trust in the universe; fortunately, having faith isn’t that difficult for you.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, October 8th

The compassionate Pisces Moon enables us to perceive the circumstances of our lives from a wider point of view that encompasses the feelings of others less fortunate. The Moon’s sextile to expansive Jupiter amplifies our sensitivity, making it difficult to know whether an emotion is originating from our own internal process or as a result of someone else’s. Thankfully, we can gain clarity from cerebral Mercury’s smart quintile to incisive Pluto.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You might wish that you could hide today with the Moon in your 12th House of Privacy, but you have already made promises that prevent you from slipping into a black hole and disappearing from view. Nevertheless, you can become quieter than usual, which may cause others to wonder if you’re okay. There’s nothing wrong with wanting some personal space. You’re not obliged to explain your emotional retreat unless you truly want to, but at least let someone know when you plan on returning.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You’re a bit unclear about your specific duties at work today, yet asking your coworkers for clarification may not help you at all. Instead, take a few minutes and make a detailed list of what you think your job entails. This exercise might prove surprising because it enables you to make sense of what you have to do. However, don’t hesitate to ask your boss for more direction if you’re still uncertain.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

You may feel as if you want to take care of everyone at work today, but this isn’t a good idea if it distracts you from fulfilling your responsibilities. Fortunately, you should be able to find a healthy balance between helping others and remaining true to yourself. Keep in mind that you will need to establish clear boundaries now so you don’t lose yourself in other people’s problems. The good you might do for someone else will ultimately be wasted if you let your own life fall apart.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your dreams of going on a long journey can take on a life of their own today as the Moon visits your 9th House of Faraway Places. However, logical Mercury in your 4th House of Security has you thinking about all the reasons to stay at home. Thankfully, there is a healthy middle ground between these two extremes. Don’t be afraid to stretch your limits, but only do what feels safe.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Trusting your intuition can help you negotiate an agreement with a business partner today or find common ground with an adversary. Although logic won’t necessarily reveal your best strategy, clear communication is necessary in order to get others to understand your position. Don’t expect anyone to know what you want by reading your mind. It’s up to you to take the time to explain yourself as succinctly as possible.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The Moon’s visit to your 7th House of Partnerships increases your need to interact with others today. But communicating with someone else may put you on tricky ground if either of you assumes that you know what the other person is saying before the words are actually spoken. Don’t jump to conclusions or you’ll find yourself spending time untangling the knots created by an unnecessary misunderstanding.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Sometimes you seem wishy-washy to others because your ability to objectively see both sides of an issue makes it tough for you to choose one over the other. However, today you are quite capable of drawing a specific conclusion based upon the information that you have, even if you know that you’re missing some of the facts. Fortunately, what you lack in detail now you can make up in your imagination, and, luckily, you will most likely be correct in your thinking.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Issues of trust come to the surface today as communicator Mercury in your 12th House of Secrets forms a magical quintile with your ruling planet Pluto. Intuitively, you know what’s going on even if no one else wants to talk about it. However, caution is advised because your fears can feed negativity until it’s strong enough to be the main character in a story that’s not grounded in fact. It’s best to talk about your concerns before they grow into a problem that’s harder to handle.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may have unrealistic expectations about finding time to relax at home today as the Moon in dreamy Pisces visits your 4th House of Domestic Conditions. You could set your goals so high that you end up being disappointed even if the overall situation isn’t bad at all. Nevertheless, it makes sense to involve family members or your housemates in a discussion about any decisions that impact more than just you. Sharing your concerns will lessen the burden.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your fair-minded approach to getting ahead professionally should not be mistaken for a laissez-faire attitude. In fact, your easygoing style today can smoothly disarm a possible opponent who doesn’t realize that you should be taken very seriously now. However, there’s really no need to be overly ambitious because it’s better to have supporters than enemies. Ultimately, cooperation is a smarter strategy than competition.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You might not be able to see your financial picture clearly enough today to make an important decision. Still, you are weighing and balancing the alternatives as you attempt to be as objective as possible in the choices you make. Don’t try to convince others that your current options are the best ones because the more you say now the less sensible you sound. Ultimately, your actions really do speak louder than your words.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You may appear to be less certain today than you actually are because the moody Pisces Moon has stopped in for a quick visit to your 1st House of Self. Your feelings seem to be closer to the surface and others know what you’re thinking even before you say anything. Instead of withdrawing, fearful that your sensitivity can make you more vulnerable, use this time to share what’s in your heart with someone you can trust.

Your Weekend Lunar Love Horoscopes for Oct. 7th – 9th

Weekend Love: Lunar Love

by Jeff Jawer

Making Magic

October 7 – 9

The Moon sloshes into watery Pisces on Friday to encourage us to escape from reality. This sensitive and imaginative sign is tender, creative and more about making magic that lifts the heart than sticking with ordinary logic. Pisces is the dreamer, inviting us to forgive and forget so that we can enter a divine world where the boundaries between us are dissolved.

This weekend has an extra dose of romantic potential as loving Venus forms a harmonious angle with Pisces’ ruling planet Neptune on Friday, initiating a period when we can raise ourselves above the daily noise to tap into higher aspects of feeling and intuition. Music can be especially appealing as it takes us to places our bodies don’t ordinarily go. Art is also inspirational and can connect us with the divine. This is what we’re searching for now: a way to merge the physical with the spiritual. Breaking free of the usual habits and simply letting ourselves float freely can create a sublime sense of joy. Pisces isn’t about being possessive or making big plans for the future. It’s about enjoying the delight of releasing stress and falling into comfortable places where criticism is replaced by compassion and ambition by acceptance.

Your Love Horoscopes for the Week of October 3rd

There’ s a significant shift in relationships this weekend when the love planet Venus leaves polite and accommodating Libra and enters intensely passionate Scorpio very late on Saturday night. The emotional atmosphere is bound to thicken as needs and desires are examined more deeply and the commitment level goes up with partners, or we recognize that the well is running dry.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Your imagination is flowing this weekend, enriching your social life with creative ideas. But it can also entice you into letting fantasy overcome reality, leading you down a questionable path. It’s fun to play games as long as you know the rules. However, if you’re uncertain or uninterested, it’s better to sit things out and relax at home than to follow an unreliable person into a sketchy situation.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

If you’ve been toiling in the fields of romantic despair recently, that’s likely to start changing late Saturday night. Your ruling planet Venus is shifting from your 6th House of Work to your 7th House of Equality, opening the door to more fulfilling relationships. Even if there are some unfinished bits of emotional business that remain, courageously addressing your concerns will help you move on to better times.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your communicative ruling planet Mercury joins serious Saturn on Thursday, which may force you to face some hard realities. If you’re willing to address the tough issues with honesty and maturity, you may earn respect or, at least, gain clarity. Instead of saying what others want to hear, engaging in straight talk without descending into blame can add strength and stability to your personal life.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

The Moon sails through magical Pisces this weekend, inspiring you to dream about faraway places and unfamiliar faces. This lunar transit in your 9th House of Travel attracts you to people and experiences that enlarge your vision of the world. Attending cultural, religious and educational events increases your chances of meeting an interesting new person or adding more meaning to your current relationship.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Tenderness may be the most important quality in your personal life this weekend. The Moon is in watery Pisces and your 8th House of Intimacy, which can make you more emotional or attract sensitive people. Don’t deny your vulnerability or ignore someone else’s, because facing these feelings is the key to deepening an existing connection or getting closer to someone new.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The sweet and sensitive Pisces Moon lights up your 7th House of Partnerships with warm feelings this weekend. A gentle person will respond to your care, compassion and imagination, but an overly cool or critical approach is a guaranteed mood killer. A little forgiveness of yourself and others will go a long way to improving your relationship life. Let go of the minor matters so you can see the bigger picture, instead.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

If you’ve been recently letting someone slack off out of the goodness of your heart, you may have a change of tune this weekend. Your loving ruling planet Venus enters scrutinizing Scorpio and your 2nd House of Self-Worth, which can help you re-evaluate what you’re getting from others. If a situation is unfair, don’t clam up just to keep the peace. Gently expressing your dissatisfaction gives you a perfect chance to make things right.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You could be in for a delicious weekend with the sweet Pisces Moon’s presence in your 5th House of Romance and Play. This favorable transit can cast you in the best possible light and allow you to let your worries melt away. Amorous Venus enters your passionate sign late on Saturday night, which is another asset for relationships. You have a healthy connection with your needs now, increasing your chances of fulfilling them.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

The emotional atmosphere is cloudy this weekend with the Moon in fantasy-oriented Pisces and your 4th House of Roots. While your mind may drift down memory lane reflecting on old loves, returning to the present and paying attention to the one you’re with now will make you a more appealing partner. However, if you’re feeling uncharacteristically shy or sentimental, taking some personal time for yourself makes perfect sense.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your sharp thinking makes it easy for you to see where improvements can be made, but being critical of others this weekend requires a very delicate touch. The Moon’s in tender Pisces and your 3rd House of Communication, amplifying the impact of your words. Don’t let details get in the way of a pleasant conversation that may not be entirely realistic, but which creates a sense of closeness that’s worth more.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The imaginative Pisces Moon is traveling through your 2nd House of Self-Worth this weekend, making this a wonderful time to invest in yourself. Activities, outfits and objects that add a little touch of whimsy to your life not only make you feel good but could make you more attra

Daily Horoscopes for Monday, Sept. 12th

Today’s psychic Pisces Full Moon at 5:26 am EDT reactivates our intuition, reminding us that logic isn’t required now to reach an intelligent conclusion. But her opposition to the rational Virgo Sun brings us back to the importance of thought. We are capable of perceiving emotions but language is still necessary to communicate our experiences to anyone else. This conflict can be a catalyst for larger issues that will take much longer to resolve.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

The Pisces Full Moon brightens your 12th House of Divinity, but you aren’t ready to go on a vision quest. Instead, fight off your fleeting flights of fancy and head off to your job where you can put your great ideas to practical use. Remember, the more information you can keep track of at work, the better it will be for you now. Fortunately, if you apply yourself diligently, you’ll have time for more spiritual pursuits later.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Today’s imaginative Pisces Full Moon is in your 11th House of Friends, Hopes and Wishes, luring you into social situations that allow you to feel safe enough to express your private thoughts and tentative plans about your future. Surround yourself with your best friends so you don’t have to worry about the practicality of your dreams in order to share them.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your current obsession with success is reflected in your intense dreams about your career. But it’s difficult to be realistic when the otherworldly Pisces Full Moon shines in your professional 10th House. Nevertheless, if you want to make progress today, use your common sense to navigate your course instead of relying on your intuition to find your way.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

The watery Pisces Full Moon shimmers in your 9th House of Adventure, luring you to swim beyond your current boundaries. Rather than thinking of reasons why you shouldn’t take a risk, make this an exercise in writing your own ticket for a fantastic voyage. Just don’t plan too far ahead; even the most amazing journey begins with a few small, careful steps.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You might be struggling as you try to figure out the easiest way to attain the level of intimacy you so intensely desire in a relationship now. You’re able to feel the energy, but don’t necessarily have a workable strategy to put it all together. Skip the details; just get the big picture embedded in your brain today. You can return to your plans later in the week to fill in more specifics.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You may believe your logic is bulletproof and that you can talk your way through nearly any situation. However, if you encounter resistance today, don’t let on that you have all the facts because others might not be convinced. They are not interested in your careful analysis at this time; all they want to know is the bottom line.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

The Sun is hiding in your 12th House of Secrets, so you may want to share a long lost dream with someone special. If you can’t recall the details today, try sinking into your subconscious to recover them. Don’t expect a treasure map with directions to suddenly appear. The Full Moon is in your 6th House of Work, indicating that you’ll need to conduct a methodical search to find your truth.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You won’t need to go out of your way to make plans to have a good time as today’s imaginative Pisces Full Moon illuminates your 5th House of Fun and Games. Your positive attitude is so strong that you believe extra preparation won’t be necessary. Fortunately, this assumption works in your favor; you can make it up as you go. Just remember to watch the time or you could miss an important appointment later in the day.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You may receive some notoriety today with the hardworking Virgo Sun shining in your 10th House of Public Recognition. But the Full Moon is in your 4th House of Home and Family, so you might try to avoid the spotlight now. Unfortunately, you could regret your actions if you sidestep any well-deserved acknowledgment, so do whatever is necessary to overcome your uncharacteristic shyness so you can put on a show that others won’t forget.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You are very methodical as you develop a strategy for the months ahead. But the confusing Pisces Full Moon is in your noisy 3rd House of Immediate Environment, so you might not be effective today when attempting to put your plans into motion. Don’t promise more than you can deliver now, for whatever schedule you commit to will likely need modifying in a day or two when things quiet down.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may not be very careful with your money today, for the fuzzy Pisces Full Moon Pisces reflects the sunlight in your 2nd House of Personal Resources. You could be sloppy with your calculations or you might even start off with a wrong assumption. Naturally, it’s not wise to procrastinate if your finances need immediate attention. Focus on the necessary details and postpone the rest.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Today’s Full Moon falls in your compassionate sign, challenging you to be extremely clear as you establish necessary boundaries and limits. You might feel driven to rescue every wounded animal, plant or person you encounter now, yet this could derail your personal plans. Wanting to help anyone less fortunate than you is surely an admirable trait as long as you don’t take it too far.

Weekend Lunar Love Horoscope for Sept. 9th – 11th

Weekend Love: Lunar Love

by Jeff Jawer

Enter a World of Dreams

September 9 – 11

Our minds are likely to push feelings into the background on Friday, favoring conceptual conversations and intellectual pursuits over sappy sentiment and unnecessary drama. The Moon is in cool-as-a-cucumber Aquarius where we don’t want to be emotionally crowded and require a certain amount of personal space. The Water Bearer is a friendly sign that appears open and accessible to almost everyone, yet has a strong independent streak as well. Cerebral Mercury’s entry into discerning Virgo very early on Friday is another indicator that heads rule over hearts now.

The theme is very different on Saturday, even while the Moon is still visiting air-conditioned Aquarius. A lunar conjunction with magical Neptune can melt away objectivity and entice us to enter a world of dreams. Escapes into fantasylands of imagination can inspire lovers or mislead them with misplaced expectations. The Moon enters soulful Pisces in the middle of day, dissolving the last edges of repressive reason as boundaries and barriers between people gently give way. A kind of cosmic connection becomes possible as agendas are set aside to discover moments of bliss that can arise without effort. Tread carefully; emotional openness may lead some into misinterpreting mere kindness as romantic interest.

Fortunately, astrology’s most amorous planetary pair, Venus and Mars, hook up in a sexy sextile on Saturday night, creating the perfect environment for a playful time. It’s easy to dance with the one you’re with or to approach someone new for a pleasant interaction without pressure. A gentle afterglow lingers with the Pisces Moon on Sunday to encourage more unconditional sharing. The lines between physical and spiritual attraction may be blurred, but living joyfully in the moment, without expectations, makes it safe to be uncertain.

Love Horoscopes for the Week of Sept. 5th

There’s magic in the air this weekend as the Moon enters mystical Pisces on Saturday afternoon and Astrology’s lovers, Venus and Mars, hook up later that night. Imagination can give you a key to the kingdom of romance, so turn down the tyranny of logic and reason and let the hope in your heart take you where your head is unable to go.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

A subtle and indirect approach to fulfilling your needs will work better this weekend rather than charging straight ahead. Letting love come to you by relaxing your schedule and allowing your mind to wander is the easiest way to open to delight. Be soft and gentle with yourself and others; sensitivity could be worth its weight in gold, making you deliciously desirable to the right partner.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

Your alluring ruling planet Venus forms a harmonious alignment with passionate Mars this weekend. This cosmic couple makes it easier for you to enjoy yourself and appeal to others without having to put on a big show or step out of your comfort zone. Connecting with someone special when working for a cause or as part of a group can satisfy personal desires while also doing good for the community.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Sensitive people may take your playful comments to heart this weekend. A lunar opposition from thin-skinned Pisces to your verbal ruling planet Mercury in sharp-tongued Virgo on Saturday can kill a romantic mood. If you can’t say what’s on your mind with a high level of kindness, it’s probably wiser to keep those thoughts to yourself. Love without language is not only possible, it might be the best way to communicate now.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Getting out of town, or at least escaping from your usual routine, can do wonders for your attitude this weekend. The magical Pisces Moon lights up your adventurous 9th House on Saturday and Sunday, making unfamiliar faces and places especially appealing. Dipping into foreign cultures by experimenting with food, music and art or connecting with someone in an educational setting are good ways to light your fire.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

The emotional Moon is passing through your key houses of partnership from Thursday to Sunday, marking an important period for meeting someone new or bringing clarity into your current relationship. Discussing sensitive issues without becoming overwhelmed with criticism can make the difference between constructive conversations that draw you closer or destructive ones that drive you apart.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Look for someone sweet on Saturday when the tender Pisces Moon enters your 7th House of Partners. A favorable connection between loving Venus in your sign and passionate Mars in caring Cancer is another shift in your favor in matters of the heart. Enjoy the moments of pleasure you have without thinking about where they will take you. Delight is a gift that is easily shared.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Thursday and Friday find the quirky Aquarius Moon brightening your 5th House of Romance where unexpected connections and unusual forms of pleasure await you. A lunar transit through your 6th House of Service helps you combine work and play during the rest of the weekend. Sharing a labor of love with someone can inspire you both, especially when it’s for an artistic or compassionate cause.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

The Moon dances into imaginative Pisces and your 5th House of Romance on Saturday, which helps you relax and escape the demands and duties of your daily life. Playful flirtations and amorous fantasies lighten your spirit, making you especially appealing to others. Having no agenda other than opening your heart is a virtual guarantee of having a good time.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Hanging out at your place can be more exciting than you think when the mystical Pisces Moon visits your domestic 4th house on Saturday. You can create an enticing environment with music, wine and some imaginative decorating that welcomes love into your house. Even if you’re alone now, there is an inner tenderness that can make you feel a divine connection with your soul.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Plans can change quickly this weekend with the Moon traveling through quirky Aquarius and dreamy Pisces. Instead of locking into a fixed idea of what you’re going to do, relax and allow your intuition to take you wherever it wants to go. The less control you impose on your universe, the more likely it is to bring you what you want. Following your instincts and trusting chance could make you a relationship winner.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

The Moon enters your friendly but freedom-loving sign on Thursday where it will bring your feelings straight to the surface. This is excellent for getting attention, although your unpredictable behavior may attract some people and push others away. After the Moon slips into gentle Pisces on Saturday afternoon, adopt a softer approach — showing your vulnerable side could prove more alluring to others.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s shift into your deliciously sweet and sensitive sign on Saturday afternoon invites you to reveal your inner self to others. It can be hard for anyone to resist such emotional honesty when it’s expressed with wonder and inspired by faith in the power of love. Cast your worries aside and act as if you are the most desirable person in the world and other people are likely to see you in the same light.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Tuesday, August 16th

The extroverted Leo energy is intense today as a triple conjunction of talkative Mercury, charming Venus and the Sun focuses our attention on having a good time. But it’s not all fun and games because retrograde Mercury forms an anxious semisquare with active Mars, tempting us to suppress our anger and deny any negative feelings. The sensitive Pisces Moon drives our unexpressed emotions deeper until she bolts into courageous Aries at 8:01 pm EDT.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Although you may have the chance to be around people you really like today, you still can feel the pressure to finish your chores before you go looking for fun. Unfortunately, friends can distract you from your work because you want to join them in their activities. However, it’s not wise to upset your regular routine, even if you wish to shake things up. Keep your current dissatisfaction to yourself and mind your responsibilities for now.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may have a clear idea of what you want to do today to take care of your personal needs. You could even believe that any deviation from your plan means that you won’t be happy, but this faulty thinking is far from the truth. You might be a bit emotionally disoriented now, so don’t worry if the day unfolds differently than you imagined. Instead of being stuck in your comfort zone, be flexible enough to try new things.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Even if everything appears fine, you might feel unsettled today because your schedule doesn’t leave much room for any relaxation. You are not required to let other people’s troubles hijack your day. Keep in mind that it’s entirely possible to enjoy yourself while still being emotionally responsive to those you love. Your versatility and quick wit enable you to gracefully step away from the situation.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

You are ready for an easy day at the office or at home, but you probably won’t be able to avoid the spotlight anyhow with the current planetary pile-up in dramatic Leo. Ironically, trying to recede into the shadows only brings more attention to you today. Thankfully, you will appreciate the love and support you receive once you stop resisting. There’s nothing wrong with needing time alone to recharge your emotional batteries, but coming out from behind your shell now will do your heart good.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may have to reconsider your relationship with a close friend or business partner, especially when it comes to money. Your urgent need to iron out the details of a financial arrangement can be complicated by a lack of information or a misunderstanding of each other’s assumptions. Even if you want closure today, it may be smarter to leave things open-ended for now.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

The overwhelming uncertainty of your life could overtake your confidence today. But you are quite capable of covering the anxiety you are feeling now because your key planet Mercury conjuncts gracious Venus in your 12th House of Secrets. Fortunately, what you lose to unclear thinking, you gain in charm, creativity and charisma.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Ask for what you want today and you just might receive it as clever Mercury conjuncts your key planet Venus, enabling you to be quite convincing. But you may have to risk a little emotional security to be heard, since your attitude is softened by sweet Venus. Be as specific as possible in your request; the more details you supply, the better your chances are of success.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

You might misread someone’s intentions today and turn an insignificant comment into an important event. You could even set your eyes on new objectives at work. Part of your problem is that your perspective is so distorted now that it’s challenging to stay unconfused. It may be smarter to wait a day or two before you respond in order to see what happens.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Your anxiety stems from too many people requesting more information from you than you currently have. But you won’t be able to get away with just making something up on the spot today, for your colleagues will know immediately that you are hiding something. It helps to be honest; share the plain and simple facts to the best of your knowledge and freely admit the limits of your knowledge.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

Your plans may fall apart today as the details begin to unravel. Hopefully you can see this problem as a positive experience because you are receiving an advanced warning that your ideas need more work. Don’t try to force the issue and glue everything back together. Instead, rethink your strategy a day or two before taking corrective action.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

It’s nearly impossible to know how to respond to someone’s overdramatic presentation today. You want to help, but you’re afraid that if you dig too deeply, you might uncover something that you wish you didn’t know. However, if you don’t investigate at all, then you won’t have all the facts you need to make a big decision. Ultimately, when the answer finally comes, be ready for a surprise, for it may not be what you expect.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Although you may be very sure of a recent decision, it becomes apparent today that you would be wise to reconsider your not-as-final-as-you-thought answer. Be careful about placing your trust in your instincts now because a flash of apparent inspiration could steer you in the entirely wrong direction. But even if you see your path clearly, check your logic with a close friend or partner.

Your Horoscopes for Monday, August 15th

Today’s psychic Pisces Moon helps break down unnecessary boundaries that exist between all of us. We are culturally trained to place undue significance on whatever separates us from each other, rather than focusing on the common ground that connects us. But it’s not easy to soften our defenses because the Sun and Venus form otherworldly septiles with permissive Jupiter and restrictive Saturn, making us more susceptible now to the whims of fate.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

You might get into an argument with an overly dramatic friend today if you believe that he or she is keeping something hidden from you. However, you could easily turn an unimportant oversight or a simple misunderstanding into a full-blown crisis because of your concern about being left out of the picture. Remember, there’s no reason to expect everyone to always include you, especially if you are usually quick to be so independent.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You might be unsuccessful in your attempts to control the mysterious energies that are turning your day upside down. You’re tempted to blame the instability on your friends, but their lack of follow-through isn’t the real problem. You would be wise to own up to your role in manifesting the chaos you need to heighten your creative expression. Don’t assume that you know how others will act; take responsibility for your part alone.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Your conversations are muddled today and to make matters worse, other people can easily misinterpret your actions. Don’t judge anyone harshly if they mess up, for your behavior is probably sending ambiguous signals, even if you think that you’re being straightforward. It’s not worth starting a fight about something that will seem ridiculous later in the week.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotions flow more freely today, allowing something to happen that catches you completely off guard. It’s not that you’re unaccustomed to sudden shifts in your life; it’s just that you weren’t expecting this one at all. Thankfully, there’s nothing to be gained by going back over the past to analyze what you could have done differently. Just react from your heart in real time to handle the current situation the best you can.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may have to confront a difficult dilemma today, but the circumstances are more complicated than they seem. Your loss of perspective adds to the complexity as you try to figure out what to do. Moving away from the center of the storm helps you make more accurate observations about what’s actually happening now, prior to choosing a new course of action.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

Your interactions with others are overly complicated today, especially if no one seems to be playing according to the rules. Unfortunately, you might not understand everyone’s behavior until you take the time to listen to what is being said. However, your discussions must move beyond any surface disagreements for them to have any value, so don’t get distracted by the apparent differences of opinion.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your energy may be scattered today, making it even more difficult to finish your tasks on the job and your chores at home. You might not be too concerned that you’re less productive now; nevertheless, others could be relying on you. Don’t downplay the role that you have in the lives of friends and acquaintances. Remember, if you promised to do something, make sure you honor your commitment.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

There is something very strange going on today with respect to a current relationship being revitalized or a sudden attraction to a new one. Either way, it is time to remove your rose-colored glasses before something crucial happens, rather than after it. Keep in mind that it’s essential to see things as they are now and not how you want them to be.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

A family squabble might require some of your mindshare today, but others appear to be more concerned about the outcome than you are. Your lack of involvement can confuse them, especially if they think you don’t care. However, you just may be uncertain about your position so far. Instead of saying nothing and letting everyone draw their own conclusions, express your concern, while still reserving your judgment until you have more facts.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You may be very busy at home, but you might not even realize how packed your workweek is. Avoid scattering your energy; you cannot suddenly finish everything all at once. It’s smarter now to counterbalance the current hectic pace with a calm and methodical approach. Don’t bother trying to figure anything out; just remember that it’s a gift to be simple.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You may face resistance from friends and colleagues who believe that your current strategy is not a very good one. You don’t mind a bit of healthy sparring, even if someone cajoles you into seeing things from a different perspective. But you’re not as easygoing once you realize that your opponent is not giving up. You are able to heed good advice, but aren’t interested in anyone making critical decisions for you or telling you what to do. Graciously accept the constructive feedback, and then follow your heart.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

You cannot hide your feelings easily today because the Moon in your fishy sign brings your moods up to the surface and right out in the open. A close friend might not like what he or she sees now and could unexpectedly morph from an ally into an adversary. Fortunately, you have the strength to handle this tricky situation by acknowledging the criticism without being overly defensive, thereby defusing a possible conflict before it even happens.

Your Daily Horoscopes for Saturday, August 14th

The intellectual Aquarius Moon joins fuzzy Neptune this morning, fogging perceptions and tempting us to make up the facts as we go along. The Moon drifts into dreamy Pisces at 8:54 am EDT, softening the edges of reality and further coaxing us to fill in missing details with our overactive imaginations. Instead of seeing things objectively now, we see the world through the filters of familiar fantasies and fears, making it tough to find the truth.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

It’s challenging to stay within your own limits today, especially if someone sends you mixed messages. It may seem as if a friend is flirting with you one minute and ignoring you the next. Don’t be afraid to ask for what you really want, but be prepared to receive a cool reality check if you need it. There may be more going on within your imagination than you realize.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You may be confused about what you’re supposed to be doing today because you don’t know whether to help out at home or volunteer at a community event. Either way, your highest ideals are stimulated, but you might think that you’ve failed before you start because it’s impossible for you to live up to your expectations now. Additionally, Mercury’s retrograde could enable you to rush and miss the meaning, so slow down and be gentle with yourself.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

It’s difficult for you to concentrate today because the Moon opposes your key planet Mercury and then slips into otherworldly Pisces. You may feel as if you’re being pulled in opposite directions as you try to tell others about your cool, new idea. The more you try to narrow your focus, the further off track you go. But don’t totally surrender to your fantasies, either. Your best strategy is to go with the flow for a short while before returning to your work in the real world.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your dreams may be so big now that they don’t go away when you wake up and start your day. Don’t try to be overly concrete since you could be riding a creative high. Do your best to capture this magical buzz to make something beautiful. So if you must be accurate in your reporting of details, tell others that it may take you a few days before you have all your facts in order.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You may not be ready to express your desires today, but your caution doesn’t mean that you are uncertain. You just want more time for everything to settle down so you can decide how much to say. Until your mental clarity returns, it’s best now to err on the side of sharing less. You can always tell the rest of the story later when the moment is right.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

It appears that your friends and coworkers have grown wishy-washy, resisting your requests to be more specific about their feelings. It seems as if everyone stops just short of what needs to be said. You’re stymied and may not even be able to respond to what’s happening. Instead of making someone angry by asking more questions, wait a couple of days before searching for answers again.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You may be enchanted by your dreams of fame and love, yet these wishes appear to disintegrate like a mirage when you reach out to touch them. Although your most unrealistic hopes can crumble before your eyes, don’t buy into the dissolution of your fantasies. Continue to hold on to your vision of the ideal future. The current uncertainty will pass and you’ll be able to regain your creative edge.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Your soft and gentle approach might seem a bit out of character, but a deep desire to connect now flows from your newfound sense of vulnerability. Fortunately, you don’t mind being seen in this state, yet self-protective fears still encourage you to maintain an emotional wall between you and others. Keep in mind that you might be misunderstood today, so remember to take extra time to explain yourself as clearly as possible.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You aren’t expressing yourself openly these days, but this isn’t about intentionally withholding information from those who should have it. Your motives are likely quite simple now, yet language can get in the way to complicate matters. Instead of trying to explain everything you want to do, just tell everyone that you need a couple of days to sort yourself out. If at all possible, don’t get into it with anybody until after tomorrow.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You won’t be able to avoid the drama today as your practical outlook helps you make it through the bumpy roads of interaction, only to run into an abrupt ending of the highway. You have no choice but to continue on your path, even if there are blocks in the road. Don’t worry; you won’t have to turn back around. For now, just do the best you can to keep inching forward.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You could run into an unexpected situation today that stems from your current financial condition. Even if you believe that you’re in good fiscal shape, it might become apparent that you overlooked a small detail that now could become problematic. Unfortunately, no outside help will arrive to magically bail you out in the nick of time. Even if you must dig yourself out of trouble on your own, take heart because you’re not alone.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s move into your sign this morning allows you to share your feelings without becoming overly emotional. You don’t have to say a lot now and that’s okay because your inner world is in such turmoil. Fortunately, others know what you’re feeling before you even open your mouth. And when you start talking, your poetic speech can mesmerize everyone before they even know what hit them. Use your intuition wisely; don’t squander your gift on meaningless chatter.

Daily Horoscopes for July 19th

The planets are quiet today, giving us time to integrate all that has recently happened. The lack of noisy aspects also allows us to experience a deeper and often hidden side of the intuitive Pisces Moon. Instead of getting caught up in distracting fantasies, we can now tap into a more spiritual perspective. Still, we must be extra careful not to confuse the feelings that arise from our psychic impressions with our obligations in the real world.

Aries Horoscope (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

Hiding out might sound like a good plan, especially if you’ve been overdoing it on the social scene. Fortunately, you don’t have to worry about being alone for long because you’re too engaged with others to withdraw completely. It’s simply time for some rest. If possible, you would be wise to coast for a bit while you can today, since you’ll be raring to go tomorrow when the Moon returns to your fiery sign.

Taurus Horoscope (Apr 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to agree with everything that others want to do today, especially since jumping from one project to another isn’t your preferred modus operandi. Actually, it makes sense to find some time to chill out and dream about your future, rather than being so busy running around. However, keep in mind that you won’t be able to avoid being part of the group for too long, so take advantage of the time you now have to relax.

Gemini Horoscope (May 21 – Jun 20)

Paying more attention to your career is a smart plan now that the Moon is visiting your 10th House of Public Responsibility. However, your dreams can overtake reality when you’re thinking about your professional objectives. Instead of assuming that anything is possible, temper your vision with a bit of common sense. Remember, you can’t just believe your way to success; you also need a sound strategy and the determination to follow through with it.

Cancer Horoscope (June 21 – Jul 22)

Your emotional involvement in planning your future makes it challenging today to separate your desires from reality. You might believe that your perception of a current situation is valid, yet it’s colored by your opinions more than you realize. Instead of being overly judgmental now, simply describe an event without showing your bias. There will be plenty of time later to express your feelings when it really counts.

Leo Horoscope (Jul 23 – Aug 22)

Your intuition is functioning very well today, enabling you to sense what’s happening underneath the surface. You don’t need anyone to tell you the details, but you should be careful because your perspective may be warped by an old fear that now comes back to haunt you. It’s healthy to remember what happened as long as you understand the difference between the present and the past.

Virgo Horoscope (Aug 23 – Sep 22)

You may be concerned that your schedule is overbooked today, but you don’t see any way to cut back on your activities. You’re usually motivated to be efficient and do as others expect, but your dreams can be more pressing than what’s actually happening right now. There’s no reason to frustrate yourself by trying to bridge the gap between reality and your imagination. Give yourself permission to explore idealistic possibilities without having to make any of them come true.

Libra Horoscope (Sep 23 – Oct 22)

You cannot seem to get much accomplished today because you’re not being very practical. Your idealism is fueling your strategy and your plans may not be concrete enough. Unfortunately, you cannot fit your ideas into the narrow confines of a calendar. You’ll be happier now if you take action when you feel like it, rather than forcing your creativity to conform to someone else’s clock.

Scorpio Horoscope (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

A creative stream of images floods into your awareness now, but you might have a tough time expressing your ideas to anyone. Although you could have a very clear picture established in your mind, it fades as your day unfolds. If you want to start a project that truly captures your imagination, do it today. Don’t wait for anyone’s approval because your excitement will begin to dissipate if you don’t act soon.

Sagittarius Horoscope (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

Today’s Pisces Moon feels like the beginning of an end. You’re ready to call it quits and start something new, but you may be jumping the gun. Stick to what you’re doing for another day, even if you’re already bored. You’ll gain more now by sinking into your feelings about your past than distracting yourself by prematurely changing your direction.

Capricorn Horoscope (Dec 22 – Jan 19)

It’s challenging to manage your schedule today as the diffusive Pisces Moon moves through your 3rd House of Immediate Environment. You might even mix up the time of an appointment or meeting. But reining in control by paying attention to details won’t work either, for someone else may be the source of trouble. Practice detachment and let your plans unravel if they must. Don’t worry; you’ll be able to put the pieces back together in a way that will work better than your original agenda anyhow.

Aquarius Horoscope (Jan 20 – Feb 18)

A concerted effort to demonstrate how important your values are won’t prevent others from ignoring you if they disagree with your ideas. You still might try your hand at making an intelligent plea to muster support for your point of view. Fortunately, your words may have more impact than you realize because it’s nearly impossible to get a clear read on anyone now. Say what’s on your mind and then let it go. Don’t judge your progress until tomorrow.

Pisces Horoscope (Feb 19 – Mar 20)

The Moon’s monthly visit to your sign usually brightens the colors of your dreams. The edges of reality are softened, luring you into believing something that may be quite irrational. Don’t try to distinguish the differences between fact and fiction today because some of your beliefs could cross the line, flipping back and forth without concern for logic. See what changes the next few days bring before you make up your mind.

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