A Little Humor for Your Day – Pest Control

Pest Control

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. “Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!” and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. “Who are you?” he asked.

“I’m an inspector from Termite Busters,” said the exterminator.

“What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

“I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

“And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, “Those little bastards.”


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Your Animal Spirit for December 17th is The Ant

Your Animal Spirit for Today
December 17, 2013


Ant is dutiful, patient, industrious and focused. If you ever put an obstacle in the middle of an ant trail, you’ll notice that ant will go over it, around it, or even under it—but ant will NOT let the obstacle drive him backwards. Above all, ant is a team player, and knows that if each member of the team does his assigned task, the team will succeed. Do you have goals that are best met by team effort? If so, get the other players off the bench and let them into your game.

A Natural Approach to Gardening

A Natural Approach to Gardening

  • Shelley Stonebrook

If you’re interested in growing some of your own food, consider these simple ways to keep your methods of fertilizing, managing common pests, and watering your garden more natural and sustainable.


Making sure you build your soil so that your crops get adequate nutrients is important—and you can definitely accomplish this goal without buying anything in a package or a plastic jug at a garden center.

One way is to start composting at home, which you can do outdoors by following these composting tips, and/or indoors with a worm composting bin. Dig compost into soil every time you plant a new crop. If you are able to compost outdoors, be sure to save all kitchen scraps and yard debris for your compost. If you use a worm bin, just save enough food scraps to keep your worms fed and happy. I compost indoors and outdoors. And don’t worry: If you take care of your worm bin and don’t add too many food scraps to it at one time, it won’t smell or create indoor pest problems.

Another way to fertilize naturally is to mulch around your plants with organic matter such as grass clippings. The grass clipping mulch, which is rich in nitrogen, will build your soil and feed your plants as it breaks down. Plus, this method is totally free! If you don’t have grass clippings from your own lawn, ask friends or neighbors to bag theirs for you instead of setting them out on the curb (just be sure they don’t use chemicals on their lawns).

You can also feed plants—especially small seedlings— with homemade liquid fertilizers. Find our how in this great guide to brewing liquid fertilizers.

Natural Pest Control

A key element of natural, organic gardening is diversity. Growing a mix of food crops and flowering crops will lead to a diverse insect population, and ultimately less insect damage to your crops. In this article about attracting beneficial insects, learn to grow the right flowers to attract the top 10 beneficials to your garden to minimize damage from aphids, caterpillars, flea beetles and other pests.

Occasionally, you may have to reach for an organic pest control product. Based on what has worked best for experienced gardeners across North America, check out this guide to common garden pests and control methods.


Depending on your climate, you may have to water your garden frequently in the warmest months of the year—but you can do so in ways that conserve as much water as possible.

Keeping a thick layer of organic mulch on your garden (made up of hay, leaves, newspapers, cardboard and/or grass clippings) is lesson number one in smart garden watering. The mulch will retain moisture, meaning you’ll have to water less often.

Sprinklers and watering wands can tend to use more water than other methods, such as drip lines, soaker hoses, and watering directly to the base of plants by scooping water from a rain barrel. Find out more about garden watering options in this guide to wise watering, and learn how to set up a rain barrel in this DIY guide.

Best of luck to you in your gardens this year!

A Few Tips On Your Spring Planting

Advice on Pest Control

Here’s a better way to prevent insect invasion than choking your herbs with chemical sprays.

  • Create a balanced, organic soil environment. Use organic compost and amendments.

  • Adjust the soil pH to 7.0.

  • Companion plant to reduce infestation. Plant chives or silvery herbs like silver king artemisia to reduce aphids.

  • Vary the color, size, texture, and scent of plants to confuse insects.

  • Rotate crops, amending the soil biannually, to reduce fungal and viral disease prone to one crop. Amend the soil to introduce microorganisms which will reduce nematode and fungal growth.

  • Use plant traps, colors, and pheromones to lure insects away from your garden. Marigolds will lure spider mites away and yellow or sticky paper will attract whiteflies and catch them.

  • Remove dead or diseased debris and weeds to prevent insects such as grasshoppers from hatching or over wintering in their protection.

  • Row covers and netting deter chewing insects. They are available at feed stores and nurseries.

  • Use biological insect control. Release ladybugs at night to reduce aphids. Dig earthworms into the soil to enhance aeration and reduce fungal disease. Use lizards and frogs to reduce the insect population.

  • Spray with soapy water and plant-derived insecticides only when necessary and after using biologicals, companion planting, and common sense.