Tag: Parrot

A Little Humor for Your Day – Magician and the Pesky Parrot

Magician and the Pesky Parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician did the same tricks each week. However, there was a problem, the captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting out the secrets in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat.” “Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table.” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?” The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything, it was, after all, the captain’s parrot.

One day, the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself with the parrot, adrift on a piece of wood, in the middle of the ocean. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day, then another, and another.

Finally, after a week, the parrot said, “Okay, I give up. Where the heck is the boat?”

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“Polly Want A Cracker!” Pretty Birdie of the Day 2/19

Neo, the Pet of the Day
Name: Neo
 Age: Eleven years old
Gender: Female
 Kind: African Grey
Home: Binghamton, New York, USA
My name is Ron and this my African Grey Parrot, Neo. We also have a Blue and Gold Macaw, Andre. We purchased another Grey named Taz, when he was about five months old and extremely smart and very out-going for a bird of that species. We were hoping Neo would help socialize Taz some more as time went on, which he did.

Then we actually had Neo sexed and she’s a girl. We now have six parrots, two African greys (Neo and Taz), two cockatoos (Angel and Moshi), and two Macaws (Andre and Hannibal). We just added an addition on the house when we resided it, now they have their own room. Neo is now eleven years old and has one heck of a vocabulary. She and Taz are neighbors and always talking with each other. We are very lucky that all our birds get along. Neo loves to play dead. We will say the word bang, and she will be perched on my finger and go upside down. She will stay there until we ask her to come back up. Neo also loves to give high fives.

We created a blog that shows all our parrots at The Mason Parrots.