The Daily Motivator for December 6th – The effective you

The effective you

Within you there is a highly successful and effective person. In all you  think, say and do, let that person come out.

When making each choice, ask yourself a question. What would the successful,  effective you do?

Every decision is an opportunity to make an impact on your life and your  world. Every decision is your chance to make a positive, empowering, effective  choice that will steadily move you forward.

Instead of compiling a list of regrets, you can be creating a treasure trove  of achievements. And it all starts with reminding yourself, again and again, to  follow the most effective and successful path.

At some level you absolutely know where you want to go and what you must do  to get there. Get yourself connected with that purpose, and keep yourself  positively motivated.

Think, in every moment and in every turn of events, what the successful,  effective you would do. Then, simply make the choice to do it.

— Ralph Marston

The Daily Motivator

Lighten Up – 16 Actual Police Comments Taken from Their Car’s Videos

These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:* More werid but true 🙂

#16 “You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.”

#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”

#14 “If you take your hands off the car,I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”

#13 “If you run … you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”

#11 “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?”

#10 “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

#9 “Warning! You want a warning? O.K.,I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

#8 “Your answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

# 7 “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fairis a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop.”

#6 “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through a DUI test.”

#4 “How big were those ‘Just two beers’ you say you had?”

#3 “No sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

#2 “I’m glad to hear that the Chief of Police is a personal friend of yours.
So you know someone who can post your bail.”

 

AND THE WINNER IS….

#1 “You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets?

You’re right, we don’t.. Sign here.”

Special Kitty for January 27th

Claude, the Cat of the Day
Name: Claude
Age: Six years old
Gender: Male
Kind: Siamese cross
Home: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Introducing Claude, a.k.a. Mr. Bumbles, a siamese cross. I recently had the pleasure of getting him to replace my poor pixie-bob, Mickey Mouse, that had to be put down due to cancer. Claude’s prior family had allergy issues, and needed a good home for the big guy. I was the lucky one. Claude is getting used to his new home and dad, and his sister Daisy Mae (though that process is taking a little longer). Claude is a bona fide lap cat, often sleeping with all four legs in the air. He has already discovered that my king size bed is an improvement over his cat bed. He’s helped me in getting over my loss, with his antics and head-butting routine, and I look forward to many years of fun with this big pile of love!