| I cant come into work today because my leg is stuck in the drain outside of my house, and the rescue team haven’t arrived yet to get it out. | |
| I cant come to work because I lost the house keys I’m locked in. | |
| Dave can’t come to work today because, I, his other personality has taken over and I dont work. | |
| It is against my religion to work on Mondays and Wednesdays. | |
| I have amnesia, who r u? ………work?…………..I work? | |
| I’d love to come to work today, but I got on the wrong train and I’m now in Edinburgh. | |
| I’m just about to reach enlightenment, so I cant possibly come to work because it will disturb my practices. | |
| I cant come to work because the aliens are coming tonight and I’m baking cakes to give to them as peace offerings. | |
| I’m not coming to work today….. “why not?” ……. because….. I’m not | |
| I cant come to work because they are after me!!…………. “who?……………. Ahhhhhhhh(hear shouting and bangs) ………”hello?……………??” | |
| My friend can’t come into work today because I knocked him out. | |
| I saved so much money by switching to Geico I don’t have to work today | |
| I’m sorry but my eyes are just in bad shape right now. I just cant see myself going into work today. | |
| Sorry boss I cant go to work today because my car keys grew legs of their own and ran off! | |
| Sorry I cannot take the job, When I was but a youngster a wise man told that there are two days a year that if you work you will surely die. I was so young that I forgot to ask what those two days were and now because of fear I cannot work any day of the year. | |
| I can’t(grunt) come in to (grunt) work today, I HAVE (grunt) EXPLOSIVE DIARREA!!!!!! | |
| I’m not sure when I’ll be in to work…I am in the shower and the shampoo bottle says to, “Lather, Rinse, Repeat.” I might be here for a loooong time. | |
| I can’t come into work today, I have anal glacoma. What? I can’t see my butt coming into work!!! | |
| I dont have my work clothes so I wouldnt be coming in today | |
| I’ll be late for work today becuase I was on my way to the car, and see it was hot out so I decided I needed to take a break. |
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