Liar, Liar Pants On Fire Spell

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE SPELL

Supplies: a pair of underpants with the name of the offending party wrote on the crotch
with black marker; a bottle of the hottest Tabasco sauce you can find; a bit of thistle and nettles; cinquefoil; black pepper; rubbing alcohol; a long match; an old cauldron or
outside grill.
Instructions:
Pour the Tabasco sauce on the crotch of the underwear. Let dry.
Sprinkle with herbs and black pepper. Sprinkle with a bit of alcohol. Use a long match to light.
Burn in an old cauldron/outside grill. As the underwear burns say-
(the person’s name), I’ve had enough I rise above you,
I’ve rotten tough the wagging tongues of flame bite back
I refuse to take your hateful flack
Your lies become a conflagration
Bringing you to degradation
Your deceit recedes it’s clinging grasp
And I am free – the truth at last! Scatter the ashes off your property.

 

Old Fashioned Mustard Plaster

Old Fashioned Mustard Plaster

Helps relieve chest congestion due to colds.
1 tbsp dry mustard
1/4 cup flour
Lukewarm water

Sift together mustard and flour in a bowl. Slowly add just enough water to make a paste. Spread the plaster on a piece of muslin big enough to cover chest. Cover with another piece of muslin.

Make sure the skin is dry. Place the mustard plaster on the chest. Check
frequently and discontinue if there is any kind of allergic reaction. Remove when skin begins to turn red, usually after 10-20 minutes, and don’t leave on any longer than 30 minutes at a time. Then rub the chest w/ petroleum jelly to keep the heat in. Treat twice daily until congestion clears up. NOTE: For children, reduce amount of flour to 6 teaspoons.