A Little Humor for Your Day – Ineffective Daily Affirmations

Ineffective Daily Affirmations

 

As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to carry a gun.

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else’s fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.

Having control over myself is nearly as good as having control over others.

My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of good judgment.

I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

Joan of Arc heard voices, too.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper and complain.

As I learn the innermost secrets of the people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.

The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.

All of me is beautiful and valuable, even the ugly, stupid, and disgusting parts.

I am at one with my duality.

Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.

Rather than curse the darkness, I could light a candle… with a little luck, I could torch the place.

I will strive to live each day as if it were my 30th birthday.

Only a lack of imagination saves me from immobilizing myself with imaginary fears.

Does my quiet self-pity get to me? Yes? Or should I move up to incessant nagging?

I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local laws.

 

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Astronomy Picture of the Day – Perseid, Aurora, and Noctilucent Clouds

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Discover the cosmos! Each day a different image or photograph of our fascinating universe is featured, along with a brief explanation written by a professional astronomer.

2016 August 11

Perseid, Aurora, and Noctilucent Clouds
Image Credit & Copyright: Göran Strand

 

Explanation: Night skies over northern Sweden can hold some tantalizing sights in August. Gazing toward the Big Dipper, this beautiful northern skyscape captures three of them in a single frame taken last August 12/13. Though receding from northern skies for the season, night shining or noctilucent clouds are hanging just above the horizon. Extreme altitude icy condensations on meteoric dust, they were caught here just below an early apparition of a lovely green auroral band, also shining near the edge of space. The flash of a Perseid meteor near the peak of the annual shower punctuates the scene. In fact, this year’s Perseid shower will peak in the coming days, offering a continuing chance for a night sky photographer’shat trick.

Earth Sky News for August 11: Perseids peak. What to expect

Perseids peak. What to expect

Your Charm for August 11th is The Swastika

Your Charm for Today

Today’s Meaning:
Over the next weeks and months this aspect should be one that requires little effort on your part to keep things moving forward. This is one of the few charms that has the same meaning upright or inverted.

General Description:
This curiously shaped charm, a pre-Christian cross, has been universally popular in all countries and throughout all ages. The Ancients believed that it bestowed upon the wearer long life, great happiness, good fortune, and the best of good luck. These symbols have been found in North and South America, India and China, where they were used as religious emblems at least ten centuries B.C. and are met with on very old Buddhist coins and inscriptions. The Swastika is also called the Gammadion, from the Greek letter gamma placed together four times.

Your Soul Number for August 11th is Nine

Your Soul Number for Today


Your Soul Number describes your deepest desires and dreams and the person you truly want to be.

You are the essence of compassion and love for your fellow man as well as the universe. You desire to create harmony, peace and beauty for all of us. Your compassion will often lead you to sacrifice you own needs to address those of others. While this sacrifice may tear at you some, your soul’s need to heal others will over-rule any concern you have for yourself.

Your Ancient Symbol Card for August 11th is The Unicorn

Your Ancient Symbol Card for Today

The Unicorn


The Unicorn indicates uniqueness and reminds us of the ability for magic we possess. Although gentle, the unicorn nonetheless is able to defend itself, not only through horn-to-horn face-off but also through swift flight or even by disappearing into a mystical mist. The unicorn also represents purity, strength, and for a mentor or a nurturing family member. When the Unicorn appears, extraordinary events are possible in the near future.

As a daily card The Unicorn indicates a short period in which amazing happenings are possible. The Unicorn also suggests that it is crucial to maintain a high ethical standard during this span, and to remember kindness begets kindness.

Your Daily Witches Rune for August 11th is The Blank Rune

 

Witches Rune for the Day

The Blank Rune

Meaning: This is a rune of difficulty and negative influences will rule your life for a time, but as all difficulties are a learning experience it will lead to improved personal perspective and progress on your life’s path. Always consult the surrounding runes with this stone. If it lies with a positive stone, it indicates that the pain of this experience will lead to a beneficial change in circumstances.

Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for August 11 is The Hermit

Your Crowley Thoth Tarot Card for Today

The Hermit



The Hermit denotes a need to have some space between you and everyday hustle and bustle of our busy world. The Hermit needs to retreat. Indeed, happiness for The Hermit requires seclusion, freedom from material wants, and time for intense introspection. The answers The Hermit needs cannot be found in our physical world. The truths he seeks are internal, spiritual, and the distraction of a well developed social life can only impede his quest for his personal truths. Still, although not anything remotely resembling extroversion, The Hermit does sometimes need to share time with others; so he can learn or teach, guide and be guided. The Hermit’s time spent amongst people depletes his energy rapidly. To avoid an overload he has to retreat from social settings quickly.

Tarot 101: How Tarot Readings Work

 

 

 

 

 

Tarot 101: How Tarot Readings Work

Bring the Tarot into your life for good — start now

Introducing the third video in your Tarot 101 tutorial series, Understanding How the Tarot Works! Presented by me, Brigit Esselmont — founder of BiddyTarot.com and creator of the Tarot Foundations online training programs.

Here, you’ll learn how Tarot really works, and how you can make the most it to connect with your intuition, make positive choices, and manifest your goals and dreams.

Accessing your intuition

Every Tarot card has a detailed image, enriched with spiritual symbols that help you connect to your intuitive mind. For example, perhaps you see a cup overflowing and it reminds you of your emotional state when you’re feeling overwhelmed. Or maybe the story within a particular card represents a metaphor for what you’re currently experiencing.

These are intuitive messages triggered by the Tarot cards. And it’s these intuitive messages that are often more powerful than the traditional meanings of the Tarot cards — because they are personal and specific to you.

Channeling your energy

The Tarot works with your energy. When you shuffle Tarot cards, your energy is being channeled into the cards so that when you select the cards for your reading, you’re being drawn to the cards that are most relevant for you. Each Tarot reading is unique to you in that moment and time, because it’s tapping into your energy.

The future is in your hands

Tarot works by understanding the present to predict the future. The cards don’t tell you exactly what will happen, no matter what. You always have free will to make choices and take action that will ultimately lead you to your desired outcome.

Instead, the Tarot helps you understand what’s happening now, what path you’re heading on, and what challenges and opportunities you may encounter along the way. If the cards show an outcome that is not what you want, then you can take action now to change your future. It’s that simple.

With such an intuitive tool like Tarot, there is no limit to how you can use the cards. The Tarot is perfect for self-development, making choices, manifesting goals, coaching others, planning a business, writing a book, meditating — you name it. Whenever you need to connect to your inner wisdom to solve an issue or find new opportunities, let the Tarot be your guide.

 

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Your Daily Tarot Card for Thursday, Aug. 11th is The Sun

Your Personal Daily Tarot Card

The Sun



Only The World card of the Tarot can match the blessings that come with The Sun. While it certainly doesn’t promise a life’s path without some bumps in the road, The Sun indicates all will be well. The Sun is our Cosmic Nurturer. Life flourishes under its radiant beams. It provides the illumination to find Truths and lights one’s path so they do not get lost. To stand in the rays of The Sun is to shine. To absorb its energy promotes growth, exceptional physical and mental health, and good fortune. The Sun is empowering, elevating and fills those who bask in it with confidence and sense of self-worth.