A Laugh for Today

“Friday night as a parent: The kids are finally in bed, so let’s watch a movie and have a glass of wi……zZzZzZz……”

“It’s Friday night which means I’m pounding shots at the club and getting crazy til the break of dawn. Except by pounding shots, I mean drinking SleepyTime tea. By the club, I mean my couch. By getting crazy, I mean watching Good Eats. And by break of dawn, I mean 10:30 ish.”

I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.

What goes by slower than a boring movie? Friday afternoon.

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