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Good Super Fantastic Thursday Morning, dear friends!

Hey gang! How are you doing? Did you miss me? I went on a holiday vacation. A friend and I went to Las Vegas for the holidays. We had a super time. I really enjoyed myself. We would gamble all night, sleep the biggest part of the day. When we did get up, we had our daily massages, oh what a feeling! Then we would go to the sauna. After the sauna, we would go get dressed for supper. We did a little dancing to and took in a few shows there. We have a wonderful time, I wish you could have went with us.

I know Lady A hasn’t said too much to me. I guess she is probably waiting till we are by ourselves to read me the riot act. I can’t say I blame her. She looks awful. Poor girl! I believe I was only here for a few days then took off on my vacation. That would be a good enough reason for her to be upset with me. I am a spur of the moment person, she knows that. I am going to get to work before she spurs me where the sun don’t shine..

Have a great day, dearies,

The Countess

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It’s Hard Finding Good Humor This Days – Signs Your Mobile Home Is Haunted

Signs That Your Mobile Home is Haunted

  1. Your can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air.
  2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling.
  3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move.
  4. The room is spinning, and you’re not even drunk yet.
  5. That car in your front yard isn’t on blocks — it’s levitating by itself.
  6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked into the TV set, and he’s blocking your view of rasslin’.
  7. That mysterious scratching below the floorboards? The Telltale Raccoon.
  8. The chain the ghost rattles is attached to his wallet.
  9. You feel an eerie presence every time “Freebird” plays on the radio.
  10. The trailer is shaking, but there’s no tornado in sight. (I would just think this was my son and daughter in his bedroom! – J.R.)
  11. Your Dale Earndhart bed sheets have eyeholes cut in them.
  12. The ghost is completely invisible except for the tobacco juice running down his chin.
  13. Mysterious footsteps seem to be stomping out “Achy Breaky Heart.”
  14. There’s a funny howlin’ noise comin’ from the corn crib — no wait, that’s just Jimmy.
  15. You hear strange moaning – but only during Shania Twain videos.
  16. You’re missing four PBR’s, and the missus only drinks Old Milwaukee.
  17. The lights turn on and off even though you paid the power bill.
  18. You hear blood-curdling screams, but both neighbors are still in  jail.
  19. You get a mysterious phone call that says, “I know what you did  last NASCAR race.”
  20. Instead of saying “Boo,” the ghost says “Boo-ya’ll!”
  21. The veneer of window grime looks just like Calvin … and he’s  taking a leak on YOU!
  22. Instead of naked women, your playing cards, all of a sudden, have pictures of covered bridges on them.
  23. The folks on Jenny Jones discuss domestic problems that eerily  resemble your own.
  24. You get a creepy feelin’ and it ain’t because that Richard  Simmons is on TV.
  25. You come home one day and it’s … clean!