The Cats’ Creation Story
On the first day of creation, Goddess created the cat.
On the second day, Goddess created humans to serve the cat.
On the third, Goddess created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat.
On the fourth day, Goddess created toil so that humans could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, Goddess created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it.
On the sixth day, Goddess created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and their humans broke.
On the seventh day, Goddess tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox.
Source:
Witches Of The Craft® 