Houses To Avoid While Trick-Or-Treating
- Any house that seems to be imploding into a space-time wormhole.
- Any house made of food.
- Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.
- Any house where the high tension wires suddenly stop right above it.
- Any house that has ornamental lawn hyenas.
- Any house that growls “get out.”
- Any house where the furniture seems to be walking across the living room floor.
- Any house that looks like a giant pulsating orb floating 3 feet off the ground.
- Any house with various and extremely realistic statues in the front yard of people in odd “running away” poses.
- Any house that wasn’t there only a minute ago…