Hilarious Monday Jokes to Get You Through the Week
Monday is the second day of the week. It’s also the first of the school and work week.
Instead of thinking of Monday as a dreadful day, beat the Monday blues with humor.
It can also help you be more productive by putting you in the right mindset.
1. What’s the bright side of Mondays?
It only happens once a week.
2. Who wins in a fight, Sunday or Monday?
Sunday because Monday is a weekday.
3. What do you call a person who’s happy on Monday?
Unemployed.
4. What kind of movie would Monday be?
A long and boring one.
5. Which day of the week is more depressing than Monday?
Sadder-day.
6. What does the calendar say after Monday and Tuesday?
WTF.
7. How is Monday like a math problem?
Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness.
It over-swept.
9. What’s the worst Monday you can have?
The next one.
10. What day of the week gets the most groans?
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